Six times a day. Between 2 and 3.3 litres.  

Sex Bizarre Forty Nine   The first issue of 1990, a new decade that will see a significant change in the UK government. Whether this signifies a shift in legislation regarding pornography is hard to say, I have anecdotal evidence that Adult Shops in the UK were openly selling hard-core porn from continental Europe, providing they were discreet, many of the shops did not display anything in the windows and were licensed by the local authorities. One user writes:   'I continued to visit at least three shops on the periphery of the City where I lived, you took your chances, hoped there wouldn’t be a raid and slipped through the door where you could browse the pleasures on display. The shops seemed to be aware of the quarterly turnover of magazines like ‘Private’, Color Climax, Anal Sex, New Cunts and of course Sex Bizarre. There was also an increasing stock of VHS cassettes containing a number of films and sometimes feature films from Germany. I remember buying a film called ‘Goldwater’, featuring a young mixed-race woman.'   That mixed-race model features in the first story, ‘Wet Sex Girls’. At some point Color Climax stopped shooting films featuring water sports, but the German models they were using did act in German films that featured pissing. It was also the first time that a black model was to be seen in Sex Bizarre, (as far as I know). Wet Sex Girls appears to start with the seduction of a blonde guy at breakfast time, clad in tacky, sexy attire they display their genitalia and suck his tattooed cock beneath his dressing gown. The odd, discreet tattoo makes a steady subtle appearance on models throughout the 1990’s, but there is no sign of the enhanced breast as yet. The black girl is fucked, whilst her gypsy looking friend observes and masturbates, sometimes running her fingers over the shaft of his cock. The gypsy woman is the first to pee, sending a nice spray over the floor as she fellates the guy after fucking. There’s something about a woman who sucks a cock after it has been driven into a pussy. Then he pees over the middle-eastern black-haired woman, she appears in a few stories during the 1990’s, she has a nice expression on her face as she enacts out her depravities. One of the best shots at the end is seeing her piddle over the black girls cunt in glorious close-up.   Golden Game also features a regular blonde model, she’s wearing what looks like the standard uniform of a nurse or masseuse. She seduces a young guy wearing what look a short pair of football shorts, sucking his protruding cock. He pisses into her mouth whilst she fellates him, now revealing a white lacy bra. The lad looks like a young footballer, he leaves his football socks on and has a tattoo of a dragon on his right arm. The setting and furniture is of a bygone era, adding to the ‘luxury’ feel of the story. There’s also some gymnasium equipment which suggests that she is the ‘physio’, tending to the young footballer’s injuries and giving him some ‘extras’. They urinate over each other and in mouths, using the gym equipment to support their positions. In one of the final shots I detected a small tattoo of what looks like a bird on her lower abdomen.    ‘Exciting Showers’ is, arguably one of the best lesbian pee stories that opens the 1990’s issues. It’s a torrid affair, featuring three women. It starts with two women, a regular blonde model with a big natural bust pees her panties, then releases a warm stream over her friend’s hands and into a garden pot. They are joined by a third woman, in the garden setting. Pee flies everywhere, very strong fountains, they move indoors and continue to piss hard and high, using sex toys to enhance their orgasms. Every shot is a gem, the facial expressions are pure joy and seemingly genuine I would love to isolate the face in the throes of orgasm, male and female from these stories.    ‘The Urine Drinkers’ is an interesting story, originally published in Sex Bizarre 33, (an issue that I can’t seem to locate on the internet…if anyone has it let me know!). It takes place in a garage, a male mechanic and his female ‘apprentice’. Neither of the models in the story have appeared in any other issue of Sex Bizarre, so I can readily speculate that they may have been recruited from the many applications they got through the ‘Models wanted’ Advertisement. The story will appeal to those who have worked in the Macho environment of a garage, one that may have had pin-ups and Page Three models tacked to the greasy walls. The couple both wear overalls, dirty with oil and grease with convenient zips to undo during the foreplay. There’s a nice shot of the female squatting on a tyre and urinating, before her partner inspects her pussy. She pees on his erect dick, shot in profile, with a stunning close-up. In fact there are many such shots and the garage looks like a genuine place. After the first three stories, ‘Urine Drinkers’ seems to be of the past, the earlier issues when the camera has caught the moment of ejaculation and the inevitable facial to end the story. Next up, Issue 50, something of a milestone for the magazine, an anniversary of sorts.

I wouldn’t hesitate to pee on the floor and walls at a place like that.

In the shower tonight 

I drink about 1.5 litres a day, water and tea and pee about 6 times a day