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I think based on my wife’s reports that they deliberately don’t sit on the toilet seat to avoid contact and then don’t worry too much about the fact that when they release it doesn’t all hit the target.  Of course that makes the seat and floor worse, so the next person hovers even higher and makes more mess.

Some people will deliberately set out to make a mess but I think they may be in the minority.  

Excellent experience, but hopefully you also need to pee @sammyedwards, so you can show him your peeing skills too?

I enjoyed multiple pees outside as usual over the weekend, but one deserves a mention here:

My wife and I went to a beach on Saturday evening, purchased fish and chips and took our two seat folding chair (very comfy, two people can sit side by side) and set it up on the beach to each the chips and of course wash it down with a drink.

It was a warm evening and there were quite a lot of people around - some fishing, some with paddle boards, some swimming, some just sitting.   At a point after about 2 hours there, I said to my wife that I was going to have to go to check if the toilets were open as I really needed to pee.   She said "Really?  Do you have to leave me and go off?  Can't you just get it out of your leg and pee here?   I know it won't bother you."   Well, of course I didn't need any persuading against trekking off to the toilets as I'd definitely pee on the beach if I was on my own.

She was right, it wouldn't bother me at all.  There were people higher up the beach, lower down the beach and to the left and right of us, including a group of three ladies to the right, some fisher men below, a family group of mum dad and two small children to the left.   Whatever I did, it would be obvious that I was peeing as I was sat on the chair, so if I peed from the chair, the stream would be visible and would make a noise impacting the stones.   If I sat on the stones, there wouldn't be many reasons why I would get off a perfectly comfortable seat and sit on the stones and I didn't even have a bag or anything that I could pretend to be looking through.

So, I got up and sat on the stones to the left side of the bench, put my legs out in front of me and splayed them apart slightly.  I created a small hollow in the stones an held the left leg of my shorts to the side and eased my dick so it was just beyond the end of the shorts.   I then simply sat there and peed a full bladder into the stones.   When I was finished, I just got up and sat back in the seat.  I'm sure that people around knew what I was up to, but I didn't know them and I wasn't indecently exposing myself, I felt much better afterwards and I enjoyed the experience.

Unfortunately my wife didn't need to pee, so we didn't get to work out what she might have done.   She was wearing trousers, so it wouldn't have been an easy thing for her to go discretely, so she probably would have gone to the toilets if she did need to go.

Lovely peeing there @InsertName.  I love the way your stream splits and moves around.   Means you end up with wet legs, but I hope you don't find that too much of an issue 🙂 

On 6/18/2023 at 1:05 AM, rick777 said:

The recent posts here have dissapeared, they were no breaking of the rules that I could see.

No message from the moderators. I think now I will just be a lurker, behind another account on a VPN

It would be extremely out of character for the mods to delete posts without explanation - especially if they didn't break any rules.   Your stories on Carol were excellent, so would be a shame to see you go into lurker mode.    Might be worth checking with @gldenwetgoose, @Sophie and/or @Scot_Lover to see what happened as there may have been a site glitch.

That was good timing and a lucky spot for you.  

I really wouldn't worry about needing to say "ugh" to defend your fetish though - they probably wouldn't even have considered that may have been an option and they probably either didn't care about your presence or might even have been embarrassed about being caught.

In that circumstance I usually say something that puts their mind at ease that peeing outside if fine and totally natural.   Maybe something like "Looks like you needed that" or "Feel better now?"   In your circumstance, you were clearly visible as you approached, it is not like you followed her into a narrow alley or something, so if she was worried as you were approaching she would have either tried to finish up or got her guy to block her or maybe even shouted something like "Don't look".   As it was, she just carried on, so she wasn't worried.

On 6/11/2023 at 1:02 AM, AWN_84 said:

My smile today? This one:

 

That’s brilliant  - very clever

Do you enjoy peeing outside? Assuming you have peed outside, What’s the most risky place you have peed outside? By risky I mean high chance of being spotted and also most likely that people might consider it inappropriate.   

Fantastic story @gyrate - great imagination, brilliant storyline which is so different to most and excellent narrative.  I wonder whether there is more to be experienced before Reno leaves that time/place and maybe he gets to explore other times/places to find a different situation?  I would love to see where you go with this (assuming you are going to develop it).

There is no simple answer for me.  It depends very much on the temperature and what I am doing.  If it is hot and I am on my own then I do sometimes go naked, or if My wife is in and I haven’t got dressed yet or I am going in or have been in the hot tub or shower I also sometimes stay naked.   Mostly I wear clothes, but if it is hot I keep them to the minimum, it could be loose shorts with no top and no underwear.  I also have no issue answering the door like that.

Previously we had a lady who worked in our house for our business.  She worked downstairs and I worked upstairs.  When it was very hot I would work upstairs naked but just slip shorts on to go down and make drinks etc.   One time she caught me out by calling from the bottom of the stairs.   I leant over the banister to see what she wanted and she asked me to come down for something so I had to say that she needed to give me a minute to put my shorts on, so that led to her knowing that I worked upstairs naked.

My wife often sits around in a nightdress with no underwear which means her bottom and pussy are often on show.

Neither of us have any issue with walking round naked if the situation arises.  E.g. sometimes we might take clothes off to put in the washing machine and then walk upstairs naked to go to bed or we might come in from the hot tub and walk upstairs to the shower naked.  We don’t often just sit around naked though.

48 minutes ago, Bertsmall said:

Haha better? Wym?

I think he means that if you have experienced lots of sightings there, then you probably won't want to recount them all as that would take you a lot of time and you probably don't remember all the details, but if you have certain sightings that are particularly memorable then please feel free to share them with us, providing as much detail as you can to help us visualise what you saw.

I'm guessing that you probably have some sightings that you thing of as just "I caught a woman peeing", but you probably have others that are burned into your brain with details of how desperate she was or that she was wearing something particular or that she made a particular show or peed on something unusual or that you came round a corner and were faced with a pussy peeing down the stairs..   I don't know, obviously, as they are your sightings, but I'm guessing that @Sirpeealot was probably referencing this kind of thing - i.e. anything memorable or special to you that you would like to share.

Normal day for me then.

But it would be good if many others who don't normally participate choose to pee outside on this day.   Just need to get mainstream news to promote it.

By holding times, do you mean maximum time from peeing until the next time you pee?   Does it matter about how much liquid intake occurs in that period?   

For example, I can often hold eight to nine hours over night when I'm not drinking, but if I start drinking a lot of fluids in the day then sometimes I can only make it a couple of hours between pees.   

If you mean holding as in once you already need to pee, you decide against peeing and start the hold time from then, again it still depends for me how much I am drinking.  

55 minutes ago, Wetling said:

I say don't do to others what you wouldn't do at home.

So it all depends on what people are willing to do in their own home.......

For me, that would mean it is OK to pee in sinks, on hard floors, on washing, in mugs/glasses etc., in the washing machine, dishwasher, on towels, or anywhere outside.   Lots of scope for fun without causing any great amount of clean up or distress.

29 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

The hotel has those beds with the plastic things blocking the underside of the bed from being accessed but I think I can still move the mattress. Does the hotel staff move the mattress and check under the bed?

The hotel staff have minimal time to clean the rooms.   They do it as quickly as possible and won't move anything unless there is an obvious issue that requires it to be moved.

Yes, but my wife is not into it, so it only happens when she treats me.   Some of the best wet sex was when we put a gazebo up in the garden and both drank lots before going in there and stripping off and having sex in various positions, just peeing when the need arose.   She peed all over me and I got to drink it as well.   She didn’t want me to pee on her so I just peed on the grass when I needed to pee.   OK I may have released a bit on her, but she was already wet from her own pee.

On 6/8/2023 at 1:39 AM, GenericUsername said:

Helpppp, I'm trying to get my parents to get me my own room a few nights on our trip and they're being difficult (they have points to use)

Probably it is cheaper to have one room, so they can’t see the need for a second room.   That is not ideal for what you want to do, but you can still have some fun if you are imaginative.

You can release small amounts in your own bed and nobody is going to notice.

I am sure you will be able to spend some time when you are not with your parents.  They won’t expect you to want to spend every minute with them. You can engineer a trip down to the bar or reception or you can leave them when they are in the bar and you can take advantage of that time to pee in a stairwell or secluded corridor.

Do the hotels have pools or leisure facilities? They are great places to pee, along with changing rooms, poolside chairs, steam rooms etc.   Failing that you can always go to the toilets in the bar area and do some of your pee on the floor.

If you can find an excuse to be in the room on your own then you can pee on the bathroom floor and mop it up with a towel.   Dump the towel in a corridor somewhere and they won’t know a thing.   You could also get away with peeing behind furniture as long as it is dilute and you ensure the furniture hides it.

If I do need to go then I go to the toilet, but if I were thinking about a container then I would want one that meant I didn’t have to get out of bed - the point would be minimal sleep disruption.  I would go with a wide necked bottle, so that it was easy to use whilst still in bed - lie on my side with the bottle just off the edge of the bed then put the lid on to avoid spillage. An ideal bottle would be a fabric softener bottle or a 1 litre Innocent juice bottle.

In an ideal world I would just pee off the side of the bed onto the carpet but I don’t think my wife would appreciate it.

Yes I have peed in communal showers.  If you are wearing swimwear then it is absolutely no issue, just pee whenever you need and nobody will notice.   If you are showering naked then it depends on your views about whether you care if anyone notices.   If you don't care then just carry on.  Chances are that nobody is bothered anyway and honestly, they shouldn't be looking!   If you are bothered, then one tip is to lather up your hair with plenty of shampoo and pee as the water runs off you.  If you stand in certain ways (practice at home), the foamy water runs off your penis anyway and your pee can combine with it.   Of course the other option is just to turn towards the wall and then there are less chances of people viewing.    

If you are trying to avoid being detected, definitely avoid holding your dick and aiming !!!

On 6/11/2023 at 9:06 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

I read somewhere that NASA 'train' astronauts to pee and poo separately, so the pee can be recycled into drinking water.

To be honest it doesn't seem too difficult to do (not sure how extensive their training is) - to pee first and then start to push once the bladder is empty.

This is also a requirement when rafting in the Grand Canyon.  The ecosystem is such that with the volume of people taking the trip down the river, the requirement is that ALL pee should end up in the river and ALL solids be packed out.   The guides set up a "Groover" which is the toilet for solids at each camp stop and for peeing you either pee directly into the river or you use a pee bucket that is then emptied into the river.

Therefore, it is necessary to be able to pee and poo separately in order to use the two different facilities.

Aside:  The name Groover comes from the original cans used for this purpose which didn't have toilet seats.   Therefore when you sat on the rim of the can it imprinted grooves in the backs of your legs.   These days, they have toilet seats that fit on top to make it more comfortable.

So pleased that you are overcoming your shyness.  It will make outdoors activities much easier for you.   Great video as well.

Sorry to hear you have suffered extensive injuries @Albionis, but great that you will recover fully.  

That was a seriously hot display that you witnessed and I think I would also struggle to avoid looking, especially if they were openly talking about it and the actual cloud was visible.   I never want to do anything that would upset anyone, but in that case I'd presume that they were pretty relaxed about the whole thing and I would try to be discrete about looking, but if I were caught then I'd accept that I was caught and I'd admit that I enjoyed it.   As it were, she called you out, but she probably wasn't that bothered.  She laughed, so she wasn't truly worried and when she splashed you, she knew what she was doing and again said you probably enjoyed it.  Maybe your reaction in saying what you did might have been a little over the top, but you couldn't really deny that you were enjoying the view as she totally caught you.  She obviously pees in the pool regularly and pretty much asks for attention by going and squatting rather than just releasing wherever she is.   You don't know her, so probably not that big a deal.  I guess the only issue is if you see her in the pool again - you may need to decide between ignoring her and steering clear or going and apologising, in which case just say something like it caught you by surprise as you were not expecting it and you are sorry if you caused her any issue.  You never know, she may laugh it off and then deliberately do it again in front of you.

I do get your point about people peeing in a public place but not appreciating being watched and thinking that maybe that's a bit creepy or perverted, but they also have to accept that by being in a public place there is no expectation of privacy and actually it is them that are doing something which might be considered inappropriate.   I have seen many girls peeing in public and there are a whole host of reactions from them, so I always try and avoid stopping and staring.   

The other factor is that this kind of view isn't put in front of you on a plate every day and therefore you would find it difficult to resist.   Now, although you had a bit of a negative feedback, you have an image in your mind which you will remember for a long time.  You wouldn't have that if you had turned away.

Fabulous shooting @ABBYPEEGODDESS.  That showed him how it is done.

Sorry to hear about your incident @Big Bear, but glad you are recovered. Look forward to hearing more sightings when you get them.