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I've never seen it, but there are various videos of it on the internet as well as several discussions on why it happens and what you can or can't do to help control it. Here is just one, but a quick search turns up others.
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19 hours ago, Kirby23 said:Maybe I'll bring the topic up again sometime if the mood feels right.
If she has accepted you licking her clean after peeing, even with rolled eyes, then she is obviously willing to indulge you to a certain level. Maybe one time when you are both in a good mood, if she mentions going to pee during foreplay, you could ask if she is willing to share. She might still not be keen on peeing directly in your mouth, but maybe if she goes to the toilet she would let you put your hand in her stream. Then you could suck your fingers one at a time whilst looking her in the eye. Start small and build up to peeing directly in your mouth.
The other one that worked for me was one time when we were having foreplay my wife said that she needed to pee. I said "Well I'm not stopping you". She went to get off me and I held her back. She repeated that she needed to pee and I repeated that I wasn't stopping her. She said but you are stopping me going to the toilet and I said that it wasn't the same thing. She got the gist and said "You asked for it then" and promptly released her bladder on me. You may be able to bring it up in that kind of approach? You know your wife far better than anyone else, so you would have to gauge how much you can request and what type of reaction you might expect, but small steps are definitely good as it isn't too much of a change for your wife and if she does object, it shouldn't cause her to have too much of a negative reaction.
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If you want to actually catch them, then I would say the most likely success would be if you were to be out on the main street somewhere where you can see the alley, but are not obviously looking at it. You could be sat checking your phone or something. Then when you see girls enter the alley, don't make any immediate moves and don't make a point of watching them go in, but once they have entered walk towards the alley and enter it yourself, you will either see where they are immediately or you will walk along the alley and pass them hidden behind some dumpster or in a corner. You can then feign surprise, apologise and tell them that "Looks like we had the same idea". That will usually get a laugh rather than a negative response.
It is important to be 100% respectful of the ladies, don't come across as a creep and don't stand and stare. If they think that you are spying on them then they probably won't be happy (even if they did choose to pee in public), but if you are respectful and apologetic then they will most likely laugh it off and carry on peeing as you walk past. Make sure that you continue past and take up a position to have a pee yourself otherwise it will seem really weird that you have gone into the alley. Even better if you can actually pee.
As to your comment that you might lose them if you leave too long a gap before entering the alley, then so be it. You can never be in all the right places at all the right times and you win some, you lose some. It is never worth putting yourself in danger or causing distress to others. If they detect you behind them, they probably won't pee anyway. The other thing is to make sure that you are not repeating the same actions multiple times in a short period. If people on the street realise that you are repeatedly heading into the alley shortly after girls head that way, then they will get suspicious and might challenge you. If you go once, you probably need a pee. If you go multiple times in quick succession then you're up to something.
The most likely location will be the first place that is reasonably hidden from the main street. You can always go up there before you have any sightings and think "If I was looking for somewhere out of sight, where would I go?" Also worth looking for puddles which might indicate where people have already peed that night.
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You must have been mega embarrassed, but sounds like you did the best job at cover up. Shame you had to leave the party early though.
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12 hours ago, Kirby23 said:I have some questions about the logistics of it.
Well, quite a few questions there, so I will try and help out with my perspective, which is of course just one person’s experience - others will no doubt have different experiences.
No, it is is not difficult as such. The most difficult part was convincing my wife that I really wanted it and her convincing herself to let go in my mouth. We worked up to it by me putting my hands in her stream and licking them a few times which initially got a reaction that she thought it was weird, but I then convinced her I liked it. Then I offered to clean her up by licking her after she peed and finally I persuaded her to try peeing so I could drink it.
The first time, she sat on the swing seat in the garden with her legs apart and I sat in front of her. I let her get started first and then I moved forward into the stream, getting it down my chest and I then moved my mouth into the stream and tasted it. I got a mouthful and then moved away slightly whilst I swallowed it. I went back for another mouthful and repeated the process.
Next time, I laid on the grass in the garden and she squatted over me. She peed and I brought my mouth up to catch it. She overflowed me and I swallowed and then took more.
We have since tried other positions, 69 works well. Whilst I might put my mouth around her, I never need to suck. She sometimes does spurts, particularly if she is not that desperate, but more often than not she just releases and I catch what I can. I don’t think we have tried it with her standing.
As to where it goes, mostly just into my mouth like as if you were pouring liquid in, but a high pressure squirt with a certain angle could go down the back of my throat. I find that not so good though.
Hope that helps and good luck getting to try it yourself.
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Love the story about the girl peeing in the shed on the way home from work multiple times.
I have peed in various sheds. We have a hot tub which is in a wooden building and both my wife and I have peed on the floor of this “shed” multiple times. I also have a proper shed that I have peed in a few times. I also once was bursting when driving somewhere and I stopped by some allotments. I was going to just pee outside but I noticed a run down shed with the door hanging open, so I went in there and peed. It looked like nobody had used it for a while so I peed on the assortment of flowerpots and old rusty tools that were there.
There was a pub near me that closed down and was boarded up. I went round the back and found a shed which was unlocked and had various discarded stuff in there - boxes, paint tins, etc. I peed in there several times before it got demolished.
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I've never measured, but I would guess about 400ml. I've drunk directly from my wife, but I've also had fun with her involving an empty 500ml beer bottle. We were outside in the garden having fun generally and she started peeing so I put the bottle in place and she filled the bottle to about 80% full. I then drank it in front of her.
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1 hour ago, PeeingPoshBoy said:
I've always wanted to try this - but the closest I've been was peeing in the garden centre car park
If you want to try and can get to go to a garden centre on your own, then there really are plenty of places that are out of sight. If you are still nervous, go on a day when it is raining as there will be less people walking around the outdoor area and your pee puddle will instantly disappear on the wet ground. Probably worth scoping out the location and coverage of cameras, but garden centres are generally big enough that the cameras don't cover everything.
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My wife said to me the other day that she was getting a bit hairy and it was probably time to go and get waxed. Then she asked me what I thought. I was totally honest that I actually like both ways and I like the fact that she lets it grow a bit before getting it waxed, but also like it when it is all smooth around her pubic area. Later on, I was stimulating her with my tongue and I got a hair in my mouth that I had to stop to remove. She commented "Well you don't get that problem when it is smooth". We laughed and I carried on.
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6 hours ago, likesToLick said:
While I don't doubt that chloramines have a smell, the idea that chlorine itself does not smell is just an urban legend. If you put a small amount of pool chlorine in pure distilled water, it will still have a chlorine smell.
I can still smell the chlorine in my pool and spa even when they have just been filled with clean water from the mains and no-one has been in there.
The only time the pool has no chlorine scent is if the chlorinator is set too low and the level of free chlorine ions has fallen below one part per million. (I have a titration test kit to monitor free chlorine accurately.) Chloramines show up on another test, i.e. the "combined chlorine" test, and can be completely broken down by adding more free chlorine.
If a pool has no chlorine scent at all it is only a day or two from getting an algal bloom, and is quite possibly unsafe for swimming.
I totally agree. We used to use chlorine in our hot tub (we've converted to enzyme based sanitisers now) and yes, there was a definite chlorine smell from the initial fill, but the smell in pools is generally a bit different. It is also very true that the dipstick kits and titration test look at free chlorine and that the level is very important in keeping things sanitised. If you go higher with the concentration, there is a stronger smell, but it is an almost fresh, bleachy smell rather than the smell you get at some public pools. If there is organic matter in the pool/hot tub, the free chlorine gets used up very quickly and more needs to be added. If the pool has too many chloramines then the addition of extra chlorine will get rid of them by further reacting with the chloramines to break them apart. This is often known as shocking because you have to add a large quantity of chlorine. The pool would have to be closed to do this because the high level of chlorine would be considered unsafe and also ammonia gas can be given off.
I'm no expert, but I know from my own hot tub that it is a delicate balance and you do have to be on top of it all the time to avoid having either to much or not enough free chlorine. And yes, I've experienced the odd algal bloom when I've let it get too low! We used to use a floating dispenser to gradually and continually add chlorine, but if we didn't use the tub very often, the levels sometimes went a bit high and if it ran out before we realised and we didn't check it for a few days then that could lead to the algal bloom.
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I have, just the once, although I would like to do it again, but I am usually there with my wife and not easy to get away with it. The time I did pee in the garden centre, I was on my own and I went into the outdoor section. I just crouched down in the aisles between the plants, looked closely at some low level plants and peed out of the leg of my shorts onto the path. When finished I stood up and moved along.
Not a garden centre, but related. I did go to a place that sells sheds. I needed to pee and they didn't have an obvious toilet so I just peed behind one of the sheds. That got me thinking about how easy it would be to pee inside a shed, so I went back there a different time when I needed to pee and this time I went into a shed towards the back of the site. I peed on the wooden floor of the shed, which left a sizeable puddle. I wonder whether anyone found it before it dried up?
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5 hours ago, localdaeru said:
lovely advices! Thanks a lot for your effort, I appreciate this! I will keep an eye on those situations / locations :-)!!
I'm sure I don't need to say this, but just be respectful of any lady that you do catch, be polite and don't stand and stare, especially if they make it obvious that they are not happy with your presence. You will be rewarded far more if you are positive in your engagement and it is far better to be compassionate to their need to pee rather than to make any lewd comments. If in any doubt at all, apologise for disturbing them and keep walking, but enjoy the view on the way past. Having said that, sometimes they might engage you with a "Sorry, I was desperate" or something like that. In these cases, there is no harm at all in saying that you don't mind and that everyone needs to pee, or that you are just heading to do the same yourself. That will usually break the ice and you can have a little bit of a longer engagement without upsetting the lady. Remember, we want to make ladies feel comfortable about peeing outside, not nervous, embarrassed or threatened.
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7 hours ago, luv2watch said:
I don't like the " guys went one one way and girls went the other" part.
There is no point if you can't pee with the girls.
Tend to agree, but unfortunately most of the girls prefer their privacy, which is understandable. They are only peeing outside because they have no option and so they want to be as discrete as possible. However, that’s not to say that I haven’t caught girls peeing whilst kayaking. I have had some good views on several trips.
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I don't know Liverpool, (have only been there twice and that was in the day for business meetings), but @gldenwetgoose's comments are very valid. From what I've seen in various towns and cities in the UK, people are much more willing to pee in areas with dark corners and run down back streets or car parks than they are in modern bright locations with clean shiny pavements. I have seen exceptions like a girl that peed in a shop doorway inside a covered shopping area which was brightly lit and had a CCTV camera right in front of her, or in several cases girls who have come out of fast food places and squatted to pee right by the door on the pavement. However, I from what I've seen, mostly girls will choose to pee somewhere that gives them a bit of cover and the best bets are in near nightclub queues whilst people are still queuing to get in, around fast food places later in the evening and near taxi ranks and bus stops at the end of the night.
For the nightclub queues, just keep an eye on the queue and every now and then someone will leave the queue, go to pee and return to their place. You can either follow at a distance and accidentally walk past them, or you can look at where they go and use that to help you position yourself for other people peeing. Also worth scouting round thinking "Where would I pee?" and you might be lucky to spot suitable corners which already show evidence of previous use. Then keep your eyes on them.
For fast food places, there are three types of peeing situations. Before, during or after. Some people get to the fast food place, realise that they need to pee and look for a place before they go in. Others go in and order their food and then get desperate whilst they are waiting, so pop out to pee. Others come out with kebab (or whatever) in hand and then go to pee. Look out for behaviour of one or two people breaking away from their group or the person that thrusts their kebab into their friends hands and says "Hold this a minute, I need a piss". As I mentioned, there are sometimes people who pop out of the takeaway and squat right there on the street (which is great) but more normally they look around and head quickly for a nearby alley or hidden corner.
For taxi ranks and bus stops, it is similar to the nightclub queue - watch out for people breaking out of the queue and see where they head. Often when they get to the queues, they realise it is going to be a while before they get their ride and even longer to get home. The drinks they had in the club are getting through to their bladder and they decide to release it rather than risk wetting in the taxi and associated cleaning fee or the embarrassment of having to ask the driver to stop whilst they pee next to their cab. Sometimes they might go and pee before they even join the queue. I saw a girl flooding a car park and she apologised to me and said that she was going for a taxi to a place 30 mins away and knew that she wouldn't make it, so she had to let it out. Judging by the size of the puddle, I think she was right!
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So you say that you have been experimenting, but what have you concluded? Do you like the taste of the recipes where you substitute water with pee?
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10 hours ago, WateryMoose said:
This has to be a joke XD
It says as much as the start of the article "This article is for entertainment purposes only and is not factual"
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I generally would pee whilst stopped and in which case I either pee next to the car, or if people are around then I would pee in a cup or bottle in the car and then dump it out.
However, there have been a few situations where I've peed whilst actually driving. The first time was whilst stopped in traffic on a motorway due to an accident, so I wasn't moving, but was still in the driver seat on the carriageway. I was absolutely bursting to pee and there was no way I was making it to the end of the hold up and then to the next services, which would no doubt be very busy. I couldn't get out and leave the car to go and pee at the side of the road because there was a risk that traffic might move again. So I peed in a travel mug whilst sat in the traffic. I then put the cup back in the holder and was much relieved and more able to comfortably wait for the traffic to move again.
After that, I was driving a long way overnight and really needed to pee. There was nothing else on the road, so I engaged cruise control, undid my fly and pulled out my dick, then I lifted my bum off the seat and positioned a cup below me. The reason for lifting my bum was to allow me to point my dick downwards into the cup rather than upwards over the edge of the cup. I peed and peed and totally filled the cup to the point it overflowed slightly! I carefully put it back in the cup holder, but I spilled a bit on the seat, my trousers and the console, so it wasn't the most successful event.
The next time, I did something very similar, but this time I kept one finger inside the cup, to a point about an inch below the top. That way, when I felt my finger getting warm and wet, I knew it was time to stop. I clenched off the flow (which wasn't the easiest thing). I then opened the window, held the mug vertically out of the window and then turned my wrist towards the back of the car so that the pee was tipped out and blown away by the passing air. I pulled the mug back in and finished my pee, half filling the mug again. I was seriously desperate.
I've done it a few times with takeaway cups, travel mugs and large mouthed bottles, but I still prefer to stop if I possibly can.
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That was a super hot account of your holiday @Wetling and well worth the wait. You were very daring to do all that peeing whilst with your family and with risk of detection from either leaks or odours. I am sure that made it all the more satisfying and sexy though.
You say about it might be the last thing you write. I hope that is not the case as you write some excellent accounts and you have had some fun and sexy experiences.
I love the fact that you still haven't washed your ski pants and that they are waiting for another use another day.
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A very hot experience @Wetling. As for him not running away, his initial reaction was positive - When you said you peed through them, he didn't recoil with disgust, but asked a genuine question about whether it was uncomfortable. Beyond that, he not only was OK with it, but was happy to engage in a sexual contact almost immediately after he saw your wet knickers, so he is probably turned on by it, although he might not really know why if he hasn't been in the fetish before. He may see it as strange, but he certainly doesn't see it as an issue. I think you have plenty further to explore with him.
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Lucky that you were looking out at the right moment. I guess she thought nobody was looking and she could get away with it.
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On 7/18/2023 at 3:06 AM, Simpfan4 said:
Houseplants always die on me, even without the addition of urine. I have never peed on any plant that I cared about
Maybe that's where you are going wrong?... Although I get your point about the chemotherapy, that possibly wouldn't make the best fertiliser of your pee.
I pee on plants reasonably regularly and none of them have suffered, in fact they are doing pretty well. Where we have the caravan, my wife and I pee in the toilet in the caravan a few times over a weekend and then I just empty it on the vegetation a few metres away. That vegetation is thriving better than the other vegetation nearby.
A lot of people say that pee is helpful, but needs to be diluted.
@Malika, maybe your pee is particularly strong or has certain composition that plants don't like. I remember reading an account about a plant in a layby where you peed on a plant and it didn't like it. You certainly seem to have a very strong effect on plants and I'm sure you really enjoyed seeing the results in this case.
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17 hours ago, WateryMoose said:
Aside of jerking off,I used to do archery when I was younger, that's for the sports part XDI also like to draw various stuff, play chess and do tabletop rpgs! (Also including the usual watching shows and movies haha)
Archery is something I've only tried very briefly at an experience where I tried all sorts of shooting type things with guns, bows, crossbows, and even axe throwing. Chess I used to play at school, but not really done it for years. Drawing is something that I find very difficult and wish I could do better. I probably should just spend more time doing it and I might get better!
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Sounds like lots of fun to be had. I can’t see how pee and cleanup would encourage more ants, so I wouldn’t worry about that one. Hardwood floors may allow pee to soak in a bit, unless they are waxed or treated with something to repel liquids. This could lead to a residual odour, but if you clean up the main puddle then the residue should dry quickly enough and if you wash them then that should minimise any odour as well. Drinking plenty of water so that your pee is dilute will help - as well as making you need to pee more.
Plenty of naughty peeing can be done without using the floors if you are worried. Pee on towels, in sinks, containers, washing machine, outside, rubbish bins, on washing piles before loading in the machine, etc etc.
Yes a no toilet challenge sounds good, but drink plenty of fluids and try not to pee in the same place repeatedly. I.e, a no toilet challenge is much more fun if you vary the location rather than always peeing in the bathroom sink.
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What do you do in your spare time? Hobbies, interests, sports etc?
Any peefans from Liverpool?
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I notice from the linked location that the street is called Bold Street. Quite apt really as she was certainly being pretty bold! There is also a street in London which I have peed in and I've seen others pee there called Leake Street.