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I absolutely love indulging in drunk pissing! Being honest I rarely get so drunk to the point of stumbling around etc, but I certainly enjoy being nicely drunk as it creates the perfect combination of a) really needing to piss, and b) suitably lowering inhibitions, leading to whipping my cock out in all sorts of public/naughty/socially unacceptable settings to unleash a nice load of piss everywhere.. 😈 (I similarly love watching drunk women pissing, too!)

hi there, something about me is that i love it when drunk guys are in a need of a piss and just cant seem to balance themselves which makes the pee go everywhere. Especially when they are a little bit older (40+) and/or bigger where they cant even see their own dick because of their belly.

Got a few I’ve been saving up…

Even better, I've seen a drunk girl squatting with a beer in each hand.

Just held for 4+ hours while driving, and ended up pulling over for a lay-by piss after I started leaking. Pissed for nearly a solid minute, with lots of cars driving past!

That is a favourite category of mine too. I've often added the word 'drunk' when searching for porn.

Ooh, scope to increase that then! Have you a drink on the go to help build that? For the sake of full disclosure, I’m actually currently in bed wanking and so not holding as such.. by all means could be encouraged to though, mind 😉

FERTILE PLANTERS IN YOUR AREA BEGGING TO BE IMPREGNATED

When I was an early teen I was on a community swim team and it would be easier to list where we did not pee in the locker room. It started kinda slow at first we would shower off together with our shorts on. It became a joke to pee you suit while showering. After all of us doing that a few times I took the initiative and one day when we were showering some guys where joking about how they were peeing their suits and I broke the mold by not peeing my suit but buy taking my dick out and pissing directly into the drain in the middle of the shower room. All eyes were on me and suddenly pissing you

So I just noticed today, that I have a habit of looking back or looking down at what I've done 🤪. Does anyone else like looking at their pee puddle results?? And why do we do this?? I'm driven by my endorphins to do so every time. Just ten minutes ago, I had to pee real bad, so I ran out to my front porch, pulled up my dress and grab the porch banister and peed on it like an animal marking it's territory. Afterwards, I look down at it thinking, "damn". Then sitting at my desk I can see my puddle outside my window, and I'm thinking, "damn" in a proud way. 🤣💦

Personally I am super into seeing people deliberately piss in public or anywhere they are not supposed to. If they are desperate that's fine but it does not do anything extra for me. The intent and location is what I am most excited about.

That's a sight I want to see 😉

I've seen drunks with a can of beer in one hand and holding their pissing dick in the other hand.

Taking a nice piss on their carpet...

A story about a worker at a pumpkin farm who is desperate to pee. Contains female desperation, leaking and outdoor peeing "This will be your station for the evening" said Mike, "your main duties will be to greet the customers at the entrance, show them towards the patch, then weigh and ring up the pumpkins once they've made their selection" "Got it", Chloe replied, taking a long sip from her coffee mug. "Your CV says you have worked in retail before so I'm assuming you can handle that", Mike followed on. "Uh, huh", replied Chloe, with an affirmativ

Hi everyone! Im Valerie and I just acknowledged I have a piss kink. It started when I loved watching guys having a wee in public around parties, festivals etc. Especially when they drank much and just have to let go and find a spot. I typed some key words on google and found this website! I have not yet got the chance to experience something personal, nor did I do any pee play myself since I dont really know where to begin/how to explore what I really like. Any recommendations are welcome! Val

I needed a wee today while cooking dinner and while I could have gone before sitting down at the table with my family, I thought it would be more fun to go afterwards. More specifically, I wondered if my husband would notice I needed to go! I was sat at the table next to Mark with our two daughters sat opposite us and as the minutes went by I became more and more desperate to pee. I began to have thoughts in my mind about getting up mid meal but I really didn’t want to. I couldn’t help but jiggle my leg a little as the desperation increased, and the thought of sitting on the toilet became stro

What are everyone's feelings on getting caught? Personally the only reason I try to keep things somewhat covert is the fear of legal ramifications. The hottest experiences I have personally had were those where I was unexpectedly seen or where I openly pissed in front of people. I know I am into piss and exhibitionism but I am curious as to where other people fall. I could make this a poll but I think people will have more nuanced takes than that could accommodate. So. What are your positions?

I have a neighbor that I have realized frequently pees outside, and our houses are right next door to each other. He likes to have a few beers almost every night after work and drinks more heavily on the weekends. He has a door in the back of the garage leading to his backyard where he goes to pee instead of going inside. I’m not at all attracted to him but I do find it kind of hot that he does this. The first time I saw him peeing outside was when I was in my room and happened to see him right outside my window. It was broad daylight. My bedroom is on the second story and my window

I hung on to this picture to show my GYN at my post op. I was getting clots as big as this one during my first post op period but he told me this was normal. I was gonna delete it but I thought the people who browse this thread would appreciate it.

The BF didn't share it with you? Also I'm getting closer, still unsure about what I'll do. Thinking about just using a mason jar, so I don't have to get up.

I'm sitting here at like a middle point of desperation and wanted to make another recording, but unsure what I want to do. I'm still drinking water, but might just go without actually doing anything.

In that case I can only assume you’d be rather fond of my usual drunk, desperate outdoor pissing.. 😉 especially as it almost always brings out my habit of deliberately avoiding using a proper toilet for when I need to go

yeah it doesnt have to be like blackout drunk pissing but even a little bit can go a long way 😉

@Misslittlecutie1, Great that you had that little conversation, but I agree with @gldenwetgoose - He may have been asking for your permission to pee without having to go inside. We always are worried about giving away our interest, but in those circumstances, he might have been finding out whether you were repulsed by the possibility of him peeing outside or whether you were OK with it. He probably wouldn't even be considering that it might be sexy to you (although he may have). If you just said "Well it's fine by me" or "Carry on, I don't mind" then he would think it was just a natural

yes me too like all the time

Thats really mean from the girls. But also very badass. The toys and stuff in his room must have been completely ruined too. If the carpet was completely drenched in piss, what sort of shoes did the girls wear? I would imagine that sneakers are bad in such a situation. Boots might be the best choice. And in which country did this party take place?

I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it, we're better than that. Cum on guys!

Listening to a desperate piss for me as the sound of a lady peeing is a major part of my pee interests.

I have had a lot of desperate pisses. One of the earlier ones I was at a move theater and really had to piss but I took the wrong door out and ended up behind the building in the parking lot. It was dark and I had to go one way or another so I went to a back door entry way and sprayed everywhere. I was pissing loud as fuck and a guy came walking though the lot and clearly looked at me but I was in no way going to stop. I pissed all over the door and flooded the whole thing.

100% agree with the previous post. It's like realestate - location, location, location. The only good thing about desperation is getting to see a longer pee at the end of it. But the desperation it self does nothing for me.

Love the thought of you cosy in bed yet also bursting for a piss! Also glad you’re deliberately not getting up to relieve yourself 😉 how desperate are you, on say a scale of 1-10 currently?

I'm sure I'm reading "urinal-cum-planter" differently to how they attended it 😁

My thing is peeing in naughty places and that relies solely on NOT being caught. So no, I wouldn't want that happening. If I'm ten seconds away, turn my head and see someone enter where I was and I have the ability to blend in a crowd or disapear around a corner it's fine. That can be a slight thrill. As long as I know I can't be connected to the crime. But caught red handed would be a nightmare.

When I was in college I lived in a van for a while. One morning I woke up busting to piss so I got out and walked over to the bushes on the side of the road and pulled my shorts down and let my wood flop out. I was completely hard and had to go so bad I immediately started peeing. It was at that time that this women who was collecting cans walked down the driveway next to me. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to and I saw her look down at my cock look up at me and then back down again at my dick. She watched for a moment and then went on her way. I wish she had stayed around for the whole show

Not only did I see it, but I went out with here several times after that. 😁

I bet you see some huge pees in that situation. (I always pee a huge amount when drunk and can barely balance myself).

For me, the riskiest place was work. I fell in love with a coworker who was eating yogurt with a spoon. I took the spoon when he wasn't looking, went into the office and began to pleasure myself by rubbing my clit with my fingers while I licked the spoon clean.

This story contains extreme vandalism which may not be for everyone's taste, all fictional events with piss vandalism and hard sex. In the wealthy neighborhood of Beverly Hills lived Amelia, a spoiled entitled girl who's stepdad was worth billions of dollars. Being the stepdaughter of a billionaire meant that Amelia could get anything she wanted, and lived in a beautiful mansion worth over 100 million dollars. The home was filled with expensive artwork, finishings, and prestigious items. But Amelia had a naughty desire, she loved nothing more then piss porn, and watched it everyday ru

Quick staircase piss and nicely marking this door this morning! Hope you do the same today😁 If this post gets 15 likes I’ll take a video of my next piss!

I am pretty lucky! I’ve noticed between yesterday and today he pretty much does it every hour or two while outside. I’ve been watching a movie in my room and have heard him out there twice already just to take a piss. It’s too dark to see anything and I surely don’t want him catching me taking a peek, but it is quite a turn on knowing he’s constantly taking a piss right outside my bedroom window. One day I’ll be lucky again to see him in plain view spraying a high arc across his walkway. I won’t be telling him I know though. I don’t want to ruin my perfect view or to embarrass myself or him.

Mine was probably when I was holding for a golden shower, had been holding for a good hour or so. As I started getting really desperate (and after a few whiskys as well, and you know what alcohol does to you) and ready to get in the shower to give him what he wanted... His phone rang and he HAD to take it. So I got in the kitchen with my beer and was by now properly dancing, grabbing my pussy and in general pain. I tried listening to if the conversation would soon be over, but no sign of it. Then came the effect on breathing. I was by now bent double holding on to the counter and hardly breath

wow. i thought i had shared this with y'all already, but don't see it in that thread. to be continued... anyways, wearing dresses can often make it pretty easy to hide what is happening underneath them. and i have used that advantage in satisfying my desire many times. but i recently did something i rarely do, and not only does that make it genuinely feel more taboo to me, but it seemed, objectively, really exotic as well. i was at a self service (ironically) car wash, and as i was cleaning out the inside of my car, decided to take off my shorts. all the other patrons were men, exc

I love the lack of services on the M25, and I’ve done exactly the same thing! My (now ex) girlfriend and I were driving home from a family event, and had been on the M25 for about an hour. My girlfriend had mentioned that she needed to pee and if we could stop at the next services, which due to traffic, ended up being about 2 hours later. I knew the services were coming up, so tactically started moving into the furthest lane from the exit, and then “forgot” to exit. At this point she was desperate, and after we exited the M25 about 30 minutes later, we pulled into a quiet car park so

This was a loud splashy piss from up high that left a pretty good mark on the wall. That's never getting cleaned up!

You need a nice relaxing bath every now and then 😄