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Dude sell it and buy 5 more cars to pee in. Please don't ruin a gem

Sell the Camaro to someone who will appreciate it and buy a beater to trash like @Pee_punk said!

This story contains extreme vandalism which may not be for everyone's taste, all fictional events with piss vandalism and hard sex. In the wealthy neighborhood of Beverly Hills lived Amelia, a spoiled entitled girl who's stepdad was worth billions of dollars. Being the stepdaughter of a billionaire meant that Amelia could get anything she wanted, and lived in a beautiful mansion worth over 100 million dollars. The home was filled with expensive artwork, finishings, and prestigious items. But Amelia had a naughty desire, she loved nothing more then piss porn, and watched it everyday ru

First 10k race of the season this morning. I achieved my three modest goals: to get round, to beat my age in minutes and to get under 55 minutes so I'm happy. Ten minutes slower than my PB but I'm never seeing those sorts of times again 🙁. Still, I'm happy 🙂

As a young boy, it was common for my friends and me to pee openly by the bay or in the woods in view of cars driving by. My friend Jim had a basement in their house with a washer and dryer. We played in the basement often, especially in the winter. We were 12 at the time. Next to the washer was a laundry sink; next to the sink was a open toilet. It was funny the first time that Jim pissed with his mom right there when I was not expecting it. I learned that it was okay for Jim, his brother, and me to pee in the basement toilet any time, even when their mom was doing the laundry..

Yes, but they also did labouring so they would piss wherever they were working too... in the street, in parks, and gardens... Pissing up the side of the lorry was the most common place. My dad seemed to love pissing outdoors whenever he had the chance... when we were out shopping, driving somewhere, walking the dogs, gardening...

There is some pee fun in this account, so I am putting it here rather than in the "when did you last have sex" thread. Hope that's OK. Last night was particularly happy, real-people’s sex with a wet start. It was fun enough to tell you about I think. It was a Friday, so that means gins at 5:30pm followed by sexy time before a late tea. Things usually start off with a bath and a chance to decompress from the stresses of the working week (for K anyway). But yesterday she said “I can’t run the bath yet, because I thought you might like to see me do a standing-up wee in it first”. So that got

Pictures of my dick .

Has anyone else watched the new BBC series called Rain Dogs? (UK) I especially liked it when her friend pissed in the bath while she was in it

Do people piss under tables in dimly lit taverns/pubs/bars? I hate that I love piss vandalism 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I sooo fucking love it. I do not participate, but I fantasize. I would love to play my fingers in a hottie’s hard stream while jerking his cock or rubbing her cunt. Obviously there aren’t videos online (if this is even a thing) since it’s dark under the table. Anyway - is this a thing for others? Is this a thing people do?

This is a story about two female train spotters and contains outdoor peeing. As this is my first attempt at writing a fictional story on this forum, I have tried to keep the plot fairly simple but I hope you enjoy it! Stephanie and Dani were driving down a remote country lane on a warm June day. They had only recently got in touch after discovering each other’s Instagram accounts through which they shared a common interest; train spotting. Today they were travelling to view a remote section of railway in the middle of the British countryside in order to view an unusual nuclear flask train

Before my mom bought her house we used to live with my Aunt and her daughter my cousin she and me are practically the same age I’m older by two weeks. So one morning we were both getting ready for Highschool but plumbing system was out so the toilets and showers didn’t work so for my morning pisses I used to piss in the driveway once my cousin join she squatted next to me a release a large gush

I hope I don't disappoint you, but "sans" is my usual option...

She;s gorgeous!! 😍

My wife just left to visit family in another state, so I have 4 days to myself. My bed will not be protected and I will not be using the toilet to pee. Instead, I plan to pee only on my unprotected mattress and into my cloth diaper. I won't destroy the bed, because it is my only bed, but I will spread my piss all over the bare mattress for the next few days, without worrying about hiding the smell or stains from her. I got a head start last night, peeing all over myself and the bed while she was at a party. And this morning I held until I was desperate, then released my yellow piss o

Just been for another bike ride. My watch must have got confused. I did all the same hills as last week, and more, and apparently I spent 69 minutes "warming up" and only 4 minutes actually exercising. My average heart rate was 92 compared to the 130 something from last week. I think it got confused when I spent 5 minutes walking around Lidl!!! No bike computer on the hybrid so I'm not entirely sure of my stats. Actually a little miffed about that lol.

Being a naturist town/resort of 30 to 40-thousand people on holiday, between Bastille Day and the end of August, one is likely to witness more openness with regard to urination. But warning, I've never seen people peeing on a majority of beach (or plage) south of the dunes. There is a narrow strip of beach directly in front of the dunes in which couples become frisky around sunset. It's likely you've seen some videos online. Cap d'Agde has several large essentially unisex facilities with showers and toilet facilities where there is an opportunity to catch open peeing. Since I'm 100% heter

Went to Cardiff for a couple of days with my wife to celebrate our wedding anniversary last week. We decided to eat at a steakhouse that was recommended by a co-worker. The urinals in there were illuminated, and cycled through different colours as you used them. Though that was pretty cool.

One time I drove across the desert from San Diego to Phoenix. I stopped at a rest stop for a pee. When I got inside, no one else was there. There was a drain in the middle of the floor, so I decided to make it my urinal. As soon as I started to piss, I laughed my ass off.

We both used to piss while sharing the bath tub too

Once we got back to her house, we spent some time catching up, since we hadn’t seen each other in awhile, but had a lengthy conversation about what had happened that day. She mentioned that her parents were pretty open with them about peeing outside when they had to as kids, which turned to her peeing in other places that weren’t a toilet. The long conversation about it is what ended our night. The next day, we decided to go to a local pool that was in the middle of town. Being that her town was super small, it was a very small pool with a couple of slides. The main building had men

I used this one the other day. Just look at the size of the cistern! The pee collects in a channel at the bottom, before flowing down the drain on the left. A pleasure to let it take mine.

I voted 15 min cause it was the shortest amount of time. I think if you're bursting and get stuck somewhere, know you can't hold it, you should pee. I mean if the options i had in an elevator were wet my pants or pee in the corner and i only had 15 minutes or less to decide, I'd pee in the corner lol.

Wonderful Beltane sex unfortunately both Marty and I have a virus so the only action I got was with a box of tissues and cough medication lol xxx

Cute belly button, and nice titties, too.

Well, I’ve early memories of having a wee into the sea from the shore, or the young neighbour boy peeing into the bathwater, but, really… I broadened my idea of acceptable pee places once I saw/heard-of others peeing there, like stopping in an alley for a piss on the way home from the pub, peeing in the pool or the pool showers, or in the bushes in city parks

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Faye and I work as a secretary for a large company. And I have a naughty secret that no one knows about, though your readers can no doubt guess what it is. You see, I like pissing and always have since I was little. When young I started to do it on my bedroom carpet until my mum found out and went ballistic, ranting about what a dirty little bitch I was. She made me feel so bad and ashamed, and I have been rather conflicted ever since. A part of me feels very inhibited about peeing in random places in my own home, the shame my mother filled me with hard to over

My mom used to make me get out of the pool to pee my whole life, even out of the lake and ocean too! When she wasn’t monitoring me though, I always made sure to pee in any body of water I was in. We had a large in-ground pool at our house from when I was 13-18, which I regularly peed in (if I wasn’t sitting on the grass peeing through my bathing suit). I used to drink loads of juice, pop, and water while outside most of the day in the summer, so I had to go pee a lot and it was very diluted. I would spend 8-10 hours in the pool on and off, having a blast. To keep my mom from getting

This past weekend, my mom bought us tickets to a show, so we took a little road trip and stayed in a nice hotel to treat ourselves. As usual, we were both naked for the drive and made no attempt to cover our titties for passing cars. In fact, the weather was so nice, I kept the windows down for a large part of the drive...the cool wind kept our nipples pointy the whole trip! About an hour into the drive, we both started to get the familiar pang in our bladders. We were on a busier highway, so we decided to see how long we could hold it. 15 min passed...then 30, then an hour, then an hour

Evening friends! All week long I've been feeling my pee fetish. I have just random moments where I'll think of my favorite porn videos, cant get them out of my mind, and then decide in the middle of the day I need an orgasm. Also no thanks to my favorite Frenchman @WateryMoose who gets me in the mood the second he appears on my screen lol. Also to @Jjones5285 who has kept me in the loop and involved with his pee adventures as well. Long story short: by the time I made it to this Thursday afternoon I was horny and needed relief, and I thought the best way to get it out of my system was to

As the title says, this woman used my bathroom and I heard everything! So today I had my furnace serviced for the year. Instead of the usual beefy middle aged guys I've gotten over the years, I opened my front door and was met by a woman in tight blue cargo pants, black boots and light blue shirt holding her tool bag. She looked to be about 40, blonde hair in a ponytail, around 5 foot 8, thick curvy shape. She had a raspy voice and the rough looking face typical of heavy drinkers and smokers. I liked her rugged look and found her to be very attractive. She was nice, energetic, and talkati

One for the 'Busty girls in micro bikinis' thread too 😍

Good morning, my faithful readers, how are you? ... I must concede that receiving those messages of yours, full of encouragement and caring, has helped me a lot, and now I feel motivated to continue telling you about that Maldive assignment. After Saraya had pissed in that manner and then retired to the hut with the photog, I couldn't think of anything else, it's fair to affirm I was really obsessed by the whole situation... That night I slept no more than four hours, and when I woke up the dawn wasn't even fully completed. Because of the jet-lag but also perturbed by some

I like white cloth diapers without plastic around them. I don't like the crinkling of disposable. With cloth diapers, I can rewet them over and over and gradually build up the piss stains and smell. I like white because I like to see the yellow pee stains. I'll use the same cloth diaper for all my pees for days at a time, hanging it to dry in between wettings. I'll pee on it while in my unprotected bed. I'll let the soaked diaper soak into my mattress, staining it up as well. I'll wear the pissy diaper while sitting at my computer, pee into it and let it soak through into the fabric of my comp

If I’m out driving alone I’d stop where other people stop to pee, like parking lots along the road or rest areas where there is alot of toilet paper on the ground, usually behind some bushes. Sometimes I run into women peeing and then I’d try to fill their puddles with my pee

I was born in mainland China and lived there during early childhood and first three school years until I was in third grade (I migrated to Hong Kong with my mother when I was in third grade, and came to united states after finish middle school) was I was living in China, there was no toilet inside the house. people peed in kitchen drain. family members saw each other peeing.my mother have five sisters. I saw all my aunts squatting to pee, except my fifth aunt, because my fifth aunt came to the united states very early. I never saw my fifth aunt pee,although i saw her daughter, (which is one of

At the age of 18, after a few more bed wetting adventures, I slowly lost my interest in this kind of wetting and started to look for even naughtier ways of peeing. One thought I had been having for a longer time was to pee in another place in my bedroom. I did not dare actually considering this before my parents left for a one-week hiking trip. I had been looking forward to this week for a long time, not because I could invite over as many friends as I wanted but mainly because I could further explore my peeing fetish. As soon as my parents had left, I started drinking one glass of wate

Exactly as @Alfresco said.... And perhaps you'd like to clarify your question @Peetas. I was confused at "Cap d'ange" and Googled it - with no results, other than it instead referring to the French resort Cap d'agde which seems to feature a fairly big naturist village. If you're asking if anyone has seen anyone pee at that resort then I guess some may have - although that's a very specific quest.