Every time I go to the seaside (which is three times a year max) I have a pee in the sea through my swimming trunks.
However if I'm at the swimming pool, I'd rather piss in the communal showers afterwards.
Your definitely more Geoffrey!
It was the bit about weeing with a friend. I was waiting for George to say something like "remember when we weed together, Zippy?" and the reply to come back "Yes! It went all over me! A-ha ha ha!"