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Cutting to the topic headline, I'll confess I haven't sealed the deal in terms of the masturbation, but just watched a TV prog that definitely stirred things up. Most of the UK members here will remember SM:Tv, the Saturday morning kids programme - if you don't it's perhaps because it was 20 years ago. Anyway I've just sat with my wife and watched a documentary about it, reuniting Ant, Dec and of course Cat Deeley. Now back in the day, Cat was the young twenties thing that I guess a huge proportion of us fancied - very pretty, fun yet elegant and sometimes a little naughty. Now

And what a fantastic gift that is - as long as it's at times when you are able to enjoy it. Really looking forward to maybe reading more about how you're getting on with the new regime and especially some of those naughtiest pees.

And a very Happy Christmas / Boxing Day right back at you... Hope you get a few shorted days to chill before New Year. (Didn't have a Christmas pee pic to hand, hope snow will do instead)

It's Christmas Eve - and with all due respect to Slade - there's only one other song to be singing along to:

So glad you enjoyed it - it was a pretty amazing occurrence, one that doesn't happen more than perhaps once in a career. That wasn't the end of the evening's excitement - if you're interested I may tell you the rest of what happened there. But the reason for this post is just a quick follow up on the images themselves. My workflow is that after any shoot the very first action is to transfer all the image files onto my hard drives, a main working copy and two backups. Then I import all the images into my favourite editing tool - Adobe Lightroom. The main benefit is being able

When a short gif is nowhere near enough... Delicious

Don't know what you mean. Before you answer - remember Moderators have powers...

Continuing the story of Lisa the Wedding Belle and her wedding photographer. Some three weeks had passed since the test shoot with Lisa. I’d been through my normal workflow - filtering hundreds of images down to about a quarter, making some very minor tweaks. Colour temperature, highlights, a bit of contrast pop. Then I’d uploaded and sent Mark & Lisa a link to access the images. Our next planned meeting was to be the wedding rehearsal itself which would be in the week leading to the big day, but then I had a slightly cryptic text from Lisa asking if I could help her with some

And on a less 'slit only' and more general Christmas Beauty theme - lots more at

Look what I found under the tree...

I'm glad you picked up on that lol. You'll be pleased to know I've started on the next instalment, although it seems to be getting to the action even more slowly 🙄

Ok - a couple of related questions from me... If you were to travel anywhere in the world and you could choose any method of travel, where would you go, what would be your choice of transport and why? I know the world is a big place - so how about a semi-feasible realistic answer and then a money-no-object fantasy answer?

Not a helpful comment - the answers above make it perfectly clear it's an individual thing.

So glad you did summon up the courage, not just to write but to choose to join us and share with us. Welcome aboard.

Not while I’m “appreciating“ these pictures... 😉🤣

I have a mental image now of the pressure building inside a sealed champagne bottle, to the point of popping the cork. I can just imagine the surprise on the mortician’s face.

I’ve just driven past a post office with a queue of people outside. I smiled a little bit.

I was amazed myself.... It's got a few flaws around the tiny size of the lens, the sun flare at the wrong angles... but yes - it is amazingly good. Also it captures still images in RAW (so I can edit more forgivingly in post production) and amazing detail in the higher resolution video capture. I'm very, very impressed.

Amy Williams... Just seen her featured on an old re-run of Top Gear. Gets my vote...

Well, I'm obviously not your husband, but I say it sounds like you've got a good enough grasp of the priorities 🤣😂😉

I love that simple and natural thing, just like (as I've said before) the openness and everyday conversation thing about needing a wee, squirming and the like. Great little anecdote.