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Had a thought the other day, would be great if there was a tv show or something where it was like a game show but for pissing, both men and women could compete and they would play games like distance, amount, best stream, things like that, thought that would be a great idea, and then for each round of the competition the events get naughtier and naughtier

coffee break. 😳😇

I don't think you are weird.It makes me wish I was a boy who could put my penis up and lay on my tummy and feel the pee all over my front and feel the warm stream on my body.I once had this guy laying on top of me with his penis laying on my tummy,he said he needed to pee real bad so I ask him to pee on me but for some reason he couldn't.I even pressed on his bladder but he wouldn't go.When he got up and went to the bathroom I could here him peeing in the toilet water and it was a long and loud pee.When he came out he layed on top of me again and I got a few drops of his pee on my tummy that c

This is absolutely true story which happened to me in the lead up to Christmas. Our nearby city hosts a huge german market for 4 weeks or so and has a hugely popular german bierkeller. Over the years it has grown so large that a second bierkeller has opened up quite a lot further down along the main street, and in the middle of it. This second one is quite large now but has a more intimate setting which I like, with elevated tables to stand by and a circular barrier around the drinking area. It has become my favourite spot for enjoying the beer and the atmosphere. I was alone on this occa

I have tried aiming from a distance as a request from on of the users here and the first time didn't work so well lololol The second time, I got some in about 1/4 in the cup which made the cup tilt and spill so i just kept pissing all over the floor. I can't aim well at all.. it starts off, then goes into a jet and then I lose control which ends up going everywhere.

Washing a few dishes lol

For me it would have to be my wedding dress. Even with my bridesmaids holding it up for me it was still a hassle. I couldn't see my lower half either so it was a little tricky pulling down my underwear and back up again, and making sure I was sat far enough back on the toilet.

I started to think about this after I was looking at a empty beer bottle. I started to wonder what is the smallest thing others have peed into? For guys it's easy to aim but girls have a way harder time so I was curious what is was. I'd say the smallest for me was a beer bottle.

The photo below shows my favorite bird. Cardinals don't fly south for the winter. Seeing them on a snowy day is one of life's treasures. Like nearly all bird species, they are monogamous. The Mr. and Mrs. hanging out on a winter day. Cute!

Noted🙂 in the future I'll try to take pics of the action🙂

Beautiful picture. I didn't know that they stayed around for the winter

I remember I took a pair from a high school crush. She had a party at her house and when I went to the restroom her dirty laundry was in a hamper. Found me a nice pair and used them to jerk off probably 3 days in a row lol

Wow I can think of a few I’d like to do with that 😍

Well excuse me mr bullseye lolol perhaps you need something bigger to aim for *wink*

I must admit, its quite hot to look at *wink* I have peed several times in a sink, in the storage area at work when no one was present. A few times in a bar and once at a friends. Besides that, i use my husband *wink*

Besides a parking lot next to a resto bar we go to. Sorry to say a play park, if no one is there, not too far from the train stop because there is no toilets on this train.. why, i don't know, it is beyond me specially we are in 2019. I have peed a few time in the file vault area like way in the back. The bathrooms are at the opposite end and the first time I didn't quite make it.

It has been about 2-3 weeks since we were both sick. Usually it's once or twice a week. Also, at this time of the year, i don't go outdoors. You have to be nuts or very desperate at -35c to want to pee outside.

This, I can say from having done it, is the hottest experience you can ever enjoy in this pleasure. It amounts to giving yourselves to each other in a loving, trusting and exciting way; both of you just letting go as and when you want to, after having loads to drink before hand, is so incredibly hot. For me, feeling the warmth of each other's pee in erotic situations such as you describe is simply the very best, a lot more exciting than just watching each other's flow in some calculated way. Its always been this way for me and always will be. You just need to be skilful and find the right par

It's a windy winter day here

About 3 years. It sucks. 😞

My wife also is allergic to pollens, grass, dust and animal dander. Especially cats and horses. She takes antihistamines everyday and is fine.

About a week or so, wife and I had some fun in the shower

I'm also uncut ... my dad didn't see any point in circumcision. If I really need to aim for some reason I usually pull the foreskin back, but it's a pretty random choice. I definitely get a smoother stream with it out of the way. Peeing through the foreskin can get a little difficult to get a clean flow.

Well there you go ... any woman can squirt, with no practice or training required. I hope some of them will squirt on me. 😎

But IF 9/11 was a Govt conspiracy,what was the aim?Why would the US Govt kill thousands of its own citizens?I have absolutely no problem in believing that it was indeed arab terrorists.

About 6 or so months, lady pissed on me all over in the showers, that kind of venue !

Sunset last night. It was around -20c or so

This is the Hoba meteorite in Namibia. It has been uncovered here but never moved due to it's large mass. The man-made observation area around it was constructed with the meteorite already in situ. This thing originally hurtling through the solar system must have made quite a bang when it came down...

Sun peeked into the window of Adrina’s bedroom. She felt the warm rays on her skin and slowly pulled herself out of bed. With a snap of her fingers, her bed was completely made up. Adrina grabbed her crystal wand from under her pillow and ran off to the kitchen. You see, Adrina was a witch. Her ruthless family kicked her out at 17 and she’s been living on her own for a year. Witches are known for being evil and but Adrina wasn’t like that at all! Adrina was 5’2 and weighed about 100 pounds. She couldn’t even hurt a fly. Her long, mud brown her magnified her innocent appearance.

Surely it's a squirt anyway.... unless it's a flood I guess. Squirt. To force a liquid to flow out through a narrow opening in a fast stream / to hit someone or something with a liquid or gas / an amount of liquid or gas that is squirted out. That's what the dictionary says...

That is a positive approach 😉

A shot glass. Yes i tasted a bit of it.

I’ve peed in a Gatorade bottle before. That’s probably the smallest opening I’ve tried.

A video of our beautiful Spyware dressed as a witch...about 3 hours ago.☺️

Other than for medical reasons,maybe a guys foreskin becomes inflamed etc,a condition known as balanitis,i think removing it for purely religious or cultural reasons is wrong and should not be allowed in civilised societies,especially when it involves basically holding down a child and cutting it.At the very least it should be withheld until the child is at least 18 and can make its own mind up."Hey son,how about we mutilate your penis whilst you are still awake,sounds fun,right?"......

Oh my. What a fine gift to warm me up on this cold winter day!

My o my what a lovely present to find under the Christmas tree. You are to hot to handle lol

🔥 Holy fuck, be careful of this one, or you'll be spellbound! 😁 Really beautiful SWOY!

Wow... The smile or rather smirk on your face is very appealing. I'm not sure how to put my finger on it, but this is my favorite of all your picture in this post. Just goes to show what you can do without even using your beautiful body. Thanks for the share. Can't wait tell your next post.

You look gorgeous

Wow that look absolutely wonderful on you. Highlights your body lines in a sexy way. Thanks for sharing.

About 30 mins ago,a few saucy pics one of our beautiful ladies kindly sent me once.NO WAY i will divulge her name,but thank you!

Yes Gordie Howe was born in saskatchewan. A little town just outside of saskatoon, which is our provinces 2nd biggest city. Our whole population in this province is only 2 million lol.

Iam glad we provided you with some eye candy this morning haha

So yeah, I did a new story finally... for what it's worth. Not going to bog this down with too much detail, but I was supposed to post this around New Years and then decided it needed a bit more work. Now that we have the holiday with an animal mascot, I'm posting. ^_~ As always, let me know what you think. Goldenlocks and Pee Bears Goldenlocks had just finished off the last of her water and headed out into the forest for some fun on her walk. She bounced along skipping down the lane enjoying the weight and pressure from her quickly filling bladder and the puffs of air blowing under