What coordinates do you piss in?

[puddyls 26,253]

such an interesting topic! i'm curious if @Sophie is going to compile a chart at some point in the future, once the sample size seems sufficient. i'm really quite surprised by the responses so far. it seems the left side seems to be an overwhelming preference. i kinda expected, with all the men on here, it to be much more random across the grid. 👩🏻‍🔬

[islandpilot182 69]

F9 being careful not to make too much noise or splash and make a mess  🙂   Aiming at the bowl not the water.

 

Edited February 20, 2023 by islandpilot182

[Euro 346]

1 hour ago, puddyls said:

 i'm really quite surprised by the responses so far. it seems the left side seems to be an overwhelming preference. i kinda expected, with all the men on here, it to be much more random across the grid. 👩🏻‍🔬

This is because most right handed men "Dress to the left" so the left side is the most natural direction to point.

See here for more detailed information:

https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/dress-left-right/

 

[Kupar 13,339]

10 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Kupar’s humour! 🤣💕😹

@oliver2 is much funnier than I am!

[WetMart 1,128]

I usually go E3 and F3 , always aim to the left 

[oliver2 4,418]

50 minutes ago, Kupar said:

@oliver2 is much funnier than I am!

Kupar is fitter than me. (I don’t know which of us can pee more accurately)

[Sophie 24,410]

4 hours ago, puddyls said:

such an interesting topic! i'm curious if @Sophie is going to compile a chart at some point in the future, once the sample size seems sufficient. i'm really quite surprised by the responses so far. it seems the left side seems to be an overwhelming preference. i kinda expected, with all the men on here, it to be much more random across the grid. 👩🏻‍🔬

I wasn't going to.... but now you mention it!

I'll see what I can do. Not making any promises, but I'll see.

[avatar 382]

16 hours ago, puddyls said:

such an interesting topic! i'm curious if @Sophie is going to compile a chart at some point in the future, once the sample size seems sufficient. i'm really quite surprised by the responses so far. it seems the left side seems to be an overwhelming preference. i kinda expected, with all the men on here, it to be much more random across the grid. 👩🏻‍🔬

Oh yes, with enough responses this totatlly calls for a heat map! Maybe with a picture with higher granularity (more of smaller squares) and way more people tuning in, you could get something nice looking.

[Loller 399]

E5. I like to make noise and I find that aiming for the water causes the least possibility of splashing piss drops on the rim.

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

If I literally can only improve things, no matter what I do:

Otherwise, E6 to (with a lot of luck) get at least half the pee inside, or, on some occasions, BAA80 (relative to my homes toilet)

[Euro 346]

This is a most important Scientific Research project initiated by a most esteemed Moderator !!!

C'mon Guys!  More coordinate data required for a good meaningful result.

You wouldn't want to disappoint a nice lady Mod, now would you 🙂

[Alfresco 11,629]

Depends on where I am and who is around.

If I'm at home alone then I often use the sink, so way off the board.

Otherwise at home then it is a variable between E5 and G3 depending on how I'm feeling.

If I'm in a public toilet and not using a urinal (a rarity I know) then definitely E5.

However, sometimes it is a case of it goes where it wants to start and I then correct it, so I might get C2, moving down to E2 and then across to E5.   Occasionally I have a split stream to start with and I might have B1 and H8.   As they converge, I move towards E5.

And, the big question, why isn't one of the rows labelled as "P"?

[peebus10 140]

I’m pretty consistent with C5

[Sexismygod 1,782]

On 2/19/2023 at 2:16 PM, Sophie said:

Seems I'm a bit different ...

If I just want to pee hard into the water, then E5 is the obvious answer (it could start almost anywhere, but 90+% will be E5).  But I don't do that very often.

I'm much more likely to, literally, piss around.  That is, start somewhere around C4 or C6, then pee a circle around the centre.  If I go clockwise, that would be C4-C5-C6-D7-E7-F7-G6-G5-G4-F3-E3-D3-C4.  And if I can, I'll reverse the entire sequence.  Basically, I paint the entire bowl ... just because I can.  🤣

[Pissmarker1 102]

If I'm at home, I'm an I5 kind of guy. In public? E15 or Z1.

[Carb0nBased 647]

Probably generally around F6, at least when the stream is going strong--as it dies down it might end up somewhere around row H. 

Peeing down hard too close to the front risks splashback on the legs, and dead center over the drain hole just seems splashier in general.

[Spectator9 304]

E5.  I wish everyone aimed for maximum volume when i'm within earshot.

[Phyche 434]

Usually either J1 or J10, if i had to choose a spot on the grid. I refuse to piss in a toilet. At home I'll piss outside, in the sink, or on the floor. If I'm out somewhere,  I'll piss on the floor and walls but never the toilet. Even at a friend's house or party I'll piss either outside or a sink.

[wether 58]

F4-F6. I do not like to make much noise.

[Adidas pisser 303]

On 2/19/2023 at 2:16 PM, Sophie said:

E3 if I'm at home... J10 if I'm out and about 😈🍌💦💦

[Weatherman74 128]

C5

🙂

[Phyche 434]

J1 and J10 are the only coordinates on the grid I'll aim for

[Dawen 198]

Aiming for F13 could end up being really painful...😄

[Loller 399]

On 2/20/2023 at 1:50 PM, Chrissy89 said:

I definitely have gained penis envy since joining here.  

Having a penis makes peeing way too easy, haha

[Horse_water 636]

If I'm at home I piss in the sink. If I'm out I'll be pissing anywhere but the toilet, honestly I don't even want to piss in the bathroom that much but if I have to I'll make sure to piss all over the toilet, walls and floor. Sometimes I just say fuckit piss in the middle of the room if there is no place more interesting. I hope everyone remembers that toilets are for pissing on not in lol.