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Either in the bushes (festivals are supposed to be eco-friendly, we should be giving our pee back to the parched earth that nourishes us) or, for the shock factor at a Goth/Alternative festival, in the male urinal.

I wouldn't even call it pee shyness; it wasn't a social thing. More just a temporary body malfunction. Perhaps you have very strong kegel muscles? I don't tend to get pee shy myself, oddly enough. Though I sometimes feel a bit self conscious about people I know, mainly family members, hearing my stream hitting the water in the loo. In that case, I will aim for the porcelain. As for expelling gastric air whilst using the lavatory well, I feel like the public lavatory is the one place where I should be given a free pass for that. According to some women, holding some loo paper to you

Welkom! Lovely to hear. 🙂 I hope we'll get to hear about your experiences pissing outdoors, indoors and defying the German advice of being ein Sitzpinkler...

I'm a jeweller. I specialise in making and repairing necklaces, brooches and earrings. During the pandemic, I was (ironically) a street cleaner.

...and his cock, being shaken dry. I have to upload the images separately because it wouldn't allow me to post them together. Sorry about that.

Said bottle after he'd filled it...

Again, Mr Eliminature pissed in the bin area (garbage area) where we live. He aimed his stream into a beer bottle.

That's given me a fab idea for some creative writing of my own, @gldenwetgoose. *Dons reading glasses and gets to work.*

I too used a mooncup/menstrual cup for over a decade. I still have it, though I haven't needed to use it since 2019. More comfortable, better protection, can be worn longer than eight hours without giving you toxic shock, pays for itself within a few months (no need to buy disposable pads/tampons) and better for the environment. With a contraceptive coil, I don't bleed at all though. Oddly, I do still have low mood, gastro-intestinal issues and mild cramps so I do have a period of sorts; I just don't bleed.

Thank you @gldenwetgoose.

My husband has several times. It's honestly easier to do it myself, though. Only I know the specific angle required.

How do you normally do it, ToSeePee? Do you stand or sit? I'm a biological female (not trans) and I stand.

I do part my labia, but I stand to pee so I have to. I'd just spray everywhere otherwise.

Well, I'm into both giving and receiving a golden shower... 😎

@TMN_Femboi You can see his (not erect) cock better here.

Thank you! Yes, he is! 😉

My Mr Eliminature in another parking garage. He was desperate to go. His stream is illuminated by the headlamps of our car. He's wearing the skinny jeans I gave him as a gift. I must say, he looks hot in them! There were a few more, but they exceed the MB size for permitted uploads.

Sir Mick Jagger. I'd love him to piss on my clit (like that's ever gonna happen! 😂).

No preference. I always thought the was considered an aesthetic thing, anyway? It didn't strike me as having a practical function.

Yes, agreed. A few in particular spring to mind.

If someone is hurting and upsetting you, report them to one of the admins. They will take you seriously and do what they can to help you. ❤

Oh definitely. For one thing, I'm pretty certain that urinating on someone without their permission is highly illegal and an arrestable offence. Even if they are a urophile. I'd never walk up to someone randomly and do that - though I will testify that it's fun when both parties consent. Fantasy is, as you rightly say, another matter.

Or allow their daughters to relieve themselves outside.

These are so fine! 😍 I've been at a naturist spa myself and peed in the garden in a similar style. Just parting my legs and letting it flow into the grass. It was also there where I stood over the drain in the steam room and just let it flow. I'm not really into beaches, I have to say. The sand bothers me! Your manhood is nice and large, isn't it? I'd enjoy standing over you whilst you sunbathed, parting my labia and directing my warm stream of pee to tickle your cock and balls. Then we could swap over and you could direct your stream onto my clit.

These guys are German, I think. As we all know, I love a European man! I like the tallest guy on the left. You can just see his straight, hard stream between the other two.