Eliminature

Thank you for the compliment @Alfresco! I'll be honest, the reason I hadn't written a fictional pee story up until now is because I couldn't be bothered. It seemed like too much of a chore. Though recently, @gldenwetgoose's short story about a pair of female presenters desperate to pee and using the urinals inspired me! It's strange, I was discussing with Mr Eliminature, if this was true to life and I really did travel back to 1968 to meet the Stones and Jim, at the age I am now, I would actually be the eldest there! With the possible exception of Bill Wyman, who would have been 32 at th

I refer you to my earlier comment.

1. How would my parents go? I have no clue. Maybe they did the same out of my sight and I was too busy with my bucket and spade to notice. 2. Do I have any siblings? Nope. I'm my parent's first, last and only child. 3. Any detailed stories? I was a little girl at the time. A minor. Absolutely not.

As a kid, my parents would dig me a hole at the beach and sit me over it for a wee. When I had finished, they filled the hole back in. People must have seen me, but who is going to object to a little girl having a wee? I've also peed in the sea, both underwater discreetly and standing with the stream visible. As an adult, I won't go near the beach. Too much sand!

Well notice in the story that even though I beat Keith for distance, I acknowledge that he reaches an impressive height. Maybe Bill (and Charlie if he wants to) will get his chance next time? 🤔

Hehehe! Thank you!

I had my morning pee in the bathroom sink, as usual. My bladder was quite full from the night. I released a lovely, strong jet. The dark yellow really stood out against the porcelain. I used the force of my jet to remove a blob of toothpaste and it swirled down into the plughole. After my bladder was empty, I turned on the tap, grabbed the soap and washed my hands whilst looking at myself in the little mirror.

Thank you! Anything is possible! 😉

In my first story on this website, we have a pissing contest between a male and female, male on female golden showers, ejaculation between the breasts, a little bit of swallowing and female orgasm from clitoral stimulation. Also contains references to alcohol, pot smoking, oral sex and time travel. In her signature black minidress, black stockings and shoes and with her long, light brown hair, Eliminature looks no more out of place in 1968 than she does in 2022. The only anomaly is the smartphone in her handbag with its time travel app. The doorman insists she remove her timeless black fr

Well I think I'd still be interested in it. If nothing else than because the mechanism of releasing urine uses the same muscles that are used during orgasm/ejaculation. The tensing and releasing of a full bladder feels good.

Either in the bushes (festivals are supposed to be eco-friendly, we should be giving our pee back to the parched earth that nourishes us) or, for the shock factor at a Goth/Alternative festival, in the male urinal.

I wouldn't even call it pee shyness; it wasn't a social thing. More just a temporary body malfunction. Perhaps you have very strong kegel muscles? I don't tend to get pee shy myself, oddly enough. Though I sometimes feel a bit self conscious about people I know, mainly family members, hearing my stream hitting the water in the loo. In that case, I will aim for the porcelain. As for expelling gastric air whilst using the lavatory well, I feel like the public lavatory is the one place where I should be given a free pass for that. According to some women, holding some loo paper to you

Welkom! Lovely to hear. 🙂 I hope we'll get to hear about your experiences pissing outdoors, indoors and defying the German advice of being ein Sitzpinkler...

I'm a jeweller. I specialise in making and repairing necklaces, brooches and earrings. During the pandemic, I was (ironically) a street cleaner.

...and his cock, being shaken dry. I have to upload the images separately because it wouldn't allow me to post them together. Sorry about that.

Said bottle after he'd filled it...

Again, Mr Eliminature pissed in the bin area (garbage area) where we live. He aimed his stream into a beer bottle.

That's given me a fab idea for some creative writing of my own, @gldenwetgoose. *Dons reading glasses and gets to work.*

I too used a mooncup/menstrual cup for over a decade. I still have it, though I haven't needed to use it since 2019. More comfortable, better protection, can be worn longer than eight hours without giving you toxic shock, pays for itself within a few months (no need to buy disposable pads/tampons) and better for the environment. With a contraceptive coil, I don't bleed at all though. Oddly, I do still have low mood, gastro-intestinal issues and mild cramps so I do have a period of sorts; I just don't bleed.

I never told him, but my husband guessed. He just knows me so well. In the same way that he can tell when I am anxious or despairing, he just knew.

Thank you @gldenwetgoose.

My husband has several times. It's honestly easier to do it myself, though. Only I know the specific angle required.

How do you normally do it, ToSeePee? Do you stand or sit? I'm a biological female (not trans) and I stand.

I do part my labia, but I stand to pee so I have to. I'd just spray everywhere otherwise.

Well, I'm into both giving and receiving a golden shower... 😎