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I know you seem to prefer peeing handsfree, Sexy Andre. How would you feel about having a female hand hold and aim your enormous cock whilst you had a good piss? I'd enjoy being able to do that! Then of course shaking off the drops - repeatedly shaking, for quite some time. Perhaps cleaning it by putting it in my mouth and swallowing any excess fluid - you get the idea... I would of course let you stand behind me and part my labia so I could add to your shimmering golden lake. Once your bladder waa refilled, I'd need you to help keep my lady garden healthy and lubricated by aiming your fo

UK seems to be somewhere in the middle with regards to peeing in public. On the one hand, I've seen newspaper reports of women getting taken to court after being caught peeing on camera. Yet on the other, I have walked down a crowded street in one of England's major cities and seen two men pissing through a gate, grinning sexily and mischievously as they did it, whilst an on duty policeman stood with his back to them, paying them no attention. Mixed bag, certainly. Also, the idea that men get in trouble for ot and women do not is untrue. Anyone can get in trouble for, or get away with, a

Swiped from Twitter - a rare example of the once ubiquitous trough urinal at Roker Park in Sunderland.

I'm white passing - though technically mixed race, only my dad is white. However, if it's any consolation at all, most folks here wouldn't be attracted to me either because I'd be too old (early 30s!). 😉

Glad you saw her and gave her a bit of encouragement, Goose. And how dare those laddos call her such horrible names! 😀 Yes, you're right. When they're caught short, the world is probably their urinal! Good to hear that your business trip wasn't all work and no play - and they say you must never mix business with pleasure! 😉

I forgot about the wine! We only drink it as a treat on special occasions. We have a Kosher red wine for the Jewish holidays Passover, Rosh Hashanah and Chanukah. For the Christian holidays Christmas and Easter, we like a nice Eastern European white. Usually German, but my piano teacher introduced me to a very specific Hungarian white that's the finest I've ever drank. It's expensive, though so we only drink it on New Year's Day.

Dust? Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand. *scratches head*

No thanks, I prefer to stand.

That poll is sexist, racist and the "age preference" is borderline inappropriate. The only time I was attracted to women under the age of 24 was when I was under 24 myself. Also, please get this: some females take pride in our ability to shoot a stream from our urethras, just as men do. Not all women squat or sit. I've repeatedly made that clear.

Hehe! Coincidentally, Mr E's birthdays and mine are within a few days of each other too.

That's lovely to read about, @ukpeegirl86. Peeing into a urinal feels so empowering, doesn't it? Almost "F-ck you, Patriarchy! You can't stop me relieving my full female bladder into a device designed for men to pee quickly and easily!" I hope you'll try it again and enjoy the sensation of your pee gleefully escaping your sensitive urethra into a device that was never intended to provide relief for women. Either squatting or standing - piss on the patriarchy. Tip: parting your labia helps.

Lovely to read about, Kupar. Glad you and Mrs Kupar enjoyed yourselves! I love peeing on Mr E and when he pees on me. Instant orgasm when he fires his jet at my aroused clitoris! Perhaps Mrs Kupar will allow you to do that some day? Also, I really hope she can carry on mastering standing up wees. If all else fails, perhaps a she wee like device would make a good stocking filler for her? Honestly, being able to stand is a life skill for women!

It will mean different things to different people. For me, urophilia isn't bizarre at all. It's just normal by my standards. Call me strange, but I can't imagine calling kind of sex play "bizarre," as long as it's consensual. Like all creatures, humans have mating rituals - that's all there is to it. Some animals even appear to have fetishes, just like us; including urophilia. The male giraffe will sometimes sip the female's urine prior to mating. Also hamsters have been known to pee on each other before the male mounts the female. Discovering that forms of fetish - including urophi

Not sure if this should go in the Pee Talk section or here (maybethe admins could move it if thry feel this is the wrong place?). It is loosely to do with peeing, but not really. My question is: what liquid do you like to imbibe to create our beloved streams? In other words, what's your favourite drink? For me, though I mainly drink water to stay hydrated throughout the day, I love tea. I'll have at least one mug every day. Both Mr E and I have epilepsy so can't drink coffee - though I personally never developed the taste for it anyway. We will have several jars of tea leaves in th

Oh, briefs, as opposed to boxers? I see. A slip is an underskirt in British English - a ladies' undergarment, though they aren't worn as much nowadays. I just wear plain briefs and hold up/thigh high stockings. I can't be bothered with a bra, though I occasionally wear a camisole. I haven't worn a bra since my school days and even then I only wore them because of peer pressure.

I've used urinals in the gents' and street urinals standing. Never squatting, they aren't made to be used that way.

Just the sink and shower on a daily basis. If we had an outdoor area such as a garden or balcony, I'd use that too.

Annoy is perhaps too strong a word, but it really puts me off when I see a pisseur/pisseuse in a potentially life threatening situation. For example, walking on railway lines or hanging perilously off a high drop or off a boat. I just don't find it arousing if the artiste is in mortal danger!

@secretfan No, I just came across the article. I don't live in Paris.

No thanks. It looks unhygienic (water that everyone else has peed in flowing underneath your exposed vulva?), and tough on your knees. I'd rather stand. I got back into standing as an adult to eradicate the need to squat down.

A few days ago, I was cleaning ghe shower cubicle. On my knees, scrubbing the grout with an old toothbrush and some cream cleaner. I always do this unclothed except for rubber gloves, a mask and a cap over my hair. The chemicals can be strong and I don't want bleach marks on my clothes. Well, kneeling down scrubbing and wiping the lower tiles, I suddenly felt the urge for one of those pees that strikes out of nowhere and needs to be attended to NOW! One second you're fine, the next you're squirming. Since I was naked in the shower and I was cleaning it anyway, I just let it all go.

It does surprise many males to learn that females can't naturally see their own genitalia. It would be similar to you trying to see your perenium, or the underside of your balls. I have certainly looked down there out of curioisity, using a mirror. I don't do it particularly often, though. I know what it looks like now! I don't like the word pussy. It seems so porn-soaked and disrespectful. I'm not into dirty words for that part of my body, it isn't an object of shame! When I do talk about it, my words are ususally "vulva" - anatomically correct, if a bit clinical - or the poetic "

Oh lovely! It's always nice to release your bladder into nature. I'm sure the grass was very grateful for that. Make sure you water the rest of the trees and bushes around your cabin. It helps them grow! 😉

Thank you! Maybe one day you can learn? It's easier than it looks, honest. Also your English speaking is very good. xx

Kind if bouncing up and down on the balls of my feet. I don't really need to do it - the stream shoots out cleanly and the female urethra is small enough not to retain liquid (usually). I like doing it, though. It feels rebellious; even if not strictly speaking necessary.