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Great to have you here, Keri. Nice to know that you've already been looking through the site and reading threads. 🙂 I hope you enjoy it here. x

I don't want to say anything too identifying, but yes. Mr E and I are both okay now. 🙂

Just off the top of my head: At the side of the road Against trees Against walls In a parking garage In the bathroom sink In the kitchen sink Standing at the side of the bath, peeing into it In the shower Down a grate Behind a bush In a churchyard Into the canal In the pool In public street urinals All of these as an adult. I did pee in other places as a minor, usually being held.

A series of unfortunate events led to Mr E and I being stranded overnight in the capital city. Not good. In the morning, I relieved my achingly full bladder into the bushes around St Pancras New Church. I lifted my black skirt, aimed my vulva, spreading my labia and sent a long, thick stream into the bushes, making the leaves glisten in the morning light. Above me, four of the church's eight caryatids gazed down, disapprovingly. Their pollution marked faces grotesque and forbidding. Each one clutching an extinguished torch and an empty ewer - symbols of a life cut short too soon.

Yep. I stand pretty much every day of my life. Including at home. Obviously, I have to sit when the other function is involved.

I'm female and I like to stand. Just part my labia, pull my vulva up and forwards and there it goes: an arc of urine that so many people believe women cannot produce. I love to lift my skirt and do it against a wall or a tree.

And I'm imagining lying on my back in front if you with my legs spread whilst that stream showers my engorged clitoris...

I'm just imagining catching that load in my mouth and swallowing it down...

I've noticed that the subject of women's streams seems to attract this sort of thing from men. Men complain that women don't like to discuss our streams with them. Then when we do discuss our streams and explain why they are rhe way they are, they decide they don't like that answer and proceed to mansplain what they believe to be the real reason behind it. Ever consider that this is precisely why we don't like talking about our streams? Men think they know better than us on a topic about which they have no first hand experience. What about considering, that your hypotheses might be wrong

Echoing what Goose says, @lengajesytec.

A few Sundays ago, Mr E and I visited a local pub to mark the anniversaries of the deaths of Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Jim Morrison of the Doors. We were in the beer garden, listening to the live music inside and watching them through the pub window. Well, I drank rather more than was good for me and because there were quite a number of people milling about, I left finding a discreet place to pee (which I'd had every intention of doing from the start) a little bit late. Well, by the time I made a move, I actually had to consciously clamp my sphincter closed; my bladder had thr

As long as the powers that be at the motorsports wouldn't see fit to have me arrested for harassing the blokes! 😉 Unlikely, but you never know. Off topic, but kind of on topic too, I only understood as an adult that the company name "Portakabin" is pronounced "port-a-cabin" and not, as I thought for many years, "port-akka-bin." 🤦‍♀️

You can see here, as my bladder empties, the stream becomes narrower. I think this particular series of photos shows it best, but there are other examples. And yes, I know I look fat in that photo.

It does. Have a quick look at some of my photos. My stream goes from thick to narrow as my bladder empties. There's less pressure behind it.

I love making a high wet mark up the wall! People will see it and assume it was a male who left it. Nope! 😉 For discretion, grass is the best bet.

As you can see, I produce both thin and thick streams. My labia is pulled back out of the way when I pee, so I don't think it's anything to do with that. It seems to be how much is in my bladder at the time. A fuller bladder results in higher pressure, a larger amount of fluid rushing out in search of my tiny pee hole and a thicker stream. Hydraulics isn't my strong point, but tjis seems to be the case for me.

The punk-ish hairstyle and the sideburns on the person in the sign are making me chuckle! 😂 I'll have to try to find and use one of these myself if/when Mr E and I visit Bruxelles this summer. We're only there for the day - just passing through on the train on the way to another city. But we have to try the Belgian beer. Between us, we have a reasonable command of Dutch, German and French, but neither of us speaks Flemish at all. Hopefully we can communicate well enough.

It's okay. I see where you were coming from. I guess I feel self identifying as a male to commandeer a urinal would be a similar principle to pretending to be disabled so I could use a disabled parking space. Not that I'm comparing trans with disability, but it's a protected characteristic and it wouldn't feel right, if you get me. I also don't think many of the trans community would like it either. I know that on this forum, some wouldn't have a problem with it. But we are, remember, looking at it through the lenses of urophilia. Not all transpersons are urophiles. Just as not all

Just asked another female member this: What is your favourite item of make up or beauty product? For me: favourite make up has to be black eyeliner. I go from looking mainstream to looking "Alternative" with just a few slicks of a brush. My favourite beauty products that I can't live without are Sudocrem (great for everything from using as a primer and calming down angry zits, to slathering between your thighs to prevent chafing), Nivea and Vaseline (I still get asked for ID when I purchase alcohol thanks to a combination of those on my skin every night before bed). I always answer

If you like houseplants, you need a spider plant. They are impossible to upset and they purify the air in your home! My question is: What is your favourite item of make up? I have a few cosmetics/beauty products I like. For purely decorative purposes, it has to be black eyeliner. I love to do a winged eyeliner look. I also like Nivea and Vaseline for keeping my skin smooth and youthful and sudocrem for calming down the hyper-pigmentation and spots.

I'd use the ladies' room, as instructed. I'm sorry, but I think you're confusing me - a biologically born female who urinates standing - with a transman. I'm not trans. Nor would I pretend to be temporarily simply to have access to a urinal. If the male lavatories are quiet and no one is there, then that's a different matter. But I'm still a woman who urinates standing. Not trans, that's completely different.

My piano teacher and the frontman of his band are minor celebrities. Do they count? I don't want to out them, or myself, so I can't post a photo or a video. They are easy to find online if you know which band they are, though.

@Kupar Thank you! 😘 And no, there's no reason why you or anyone else on this website should have known. ☺ Yep, Mr E is my rock! Just as I'm certain Mrs K is yours! 😉

Consensual: four. Three men (including Mr E) and one girl. ☺ Non-consensual: Seven. Three other men. Not nice at all. 😢

Great little contest! And like Bacardi, I wish I could take part - standing, though! Hopefully Mrs Kupar will feel confident enough to have a standing pissing contest with you, sometime. I usually beat Mr E for distance, but he bests me on height!