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Eliminature

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  1. No. I can't say I have. If anything, it seems to help them grow. When I lived in a property with a garden, where I used to pee on the grass, the grass was always slightly longer and thicker than the rest of the lawn. Also, adding some of my (watered down) pee to my houseplants' drinking water seems to revive them, too.
  2. Peeing naked from the waist down is very liberating - handsfree is (I imagine) even better. Some very sexy descriptions there. I especially liked reading about the first one. Never be afraid to get your bum out when you pee outside! It feels great! I admit, I'm a bit self conscious about posting photographs of me having a pee in anything other than a dress or modified leggings. I wouldn't want the lowered trousers to put people off. Hopefully that will change. The one where you decided at the last minute not to pee on the seat if the tractor and the farmer came back was quite funny
  3. One lady's article on the "double standard" that is pointed out a lot in this site (though usually from men who seem to have it backwards). Women are, generally speaking, forgotten about when it comes to toiletting provisions. Oddly enough, learning to urinate standing, or even using a device, doesn't seem to have occurred to her. Though she does touch upon thr fact that women's trousers don't really allow for us to pee standing easily and discreetly. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/opinion/article-women-should-be-peed-off-about-the-sexism-of-public-toilets/
  4. Thank you, both @pguy2981 and @Bacardifor your kind comments. 🤗🤗 You can see photographs of me peeing in the "Eliminature Peeing Standing" section. No face reveal, but my figure, stature and long legs are very visible - as are my streams! Even my lady garden in several photos. Thanks again, Pguy! Would be lovely to see some more if you felt like uploading it. xx
  5. That is amazingly sexy. An amazing body and a lovely, high arc of clear pee. Water that grass, man! 😍 Yes, this makes me wet (not with pee) between the legs... I'll bet it looks even better from the front: your arc of sweet water leaping from a well-endowed cock. 😍 I'm mixed myself. Anglo-Saxon dad (I inherited my long legs, pale skin and dark blond hair from this side) and an Ashkenazi Jewish mum (from whom I inherited my dark eyes, sensuous lips, frizzed hair, ability to tan rather than burn, a nose that would have got me arrested in the 1930s and various genetic disorders). It's
  6. Well, one that I really should have posted a while ago, but covid intervened. On the way to the North of England "alternative" festival, I was staying hydrated, as you do. There aren't that many places to stop once you leave the motorway. You have to travel through rural communities for what seems like hours. Anyway, just before we reached the North Yorkshire Moors, I begged my husband to stop somewhere so I could go. He was happy enough to do this - it was just a case of finding a place. He eventually pulled over down a country lane with a high hedge on one side. I unbuckled my se
  7. A generously proportioned African American man releasing his golden stream in the outdoors sounds intoxicating! 😍
  8. Definitely pee outside somewhere. I hate the idea of wetting myself. I have unintentionally wet myself whilst unconscious during tonic clonic seizures and I don't find it arousing at all. Besides, walking about in cold, wet clothing feels unpleasant to me.
  9. @Pee Sensei is Magyar, I believe.
  10. Nice video! I hope it felt good! I certsinly enjoyed watching! Not saying that you or anyone "should," just that you shouldn't be afraid to. 😉
  11. Oh yeah! Water that grass, Goose. Great work lowering your trousers and boxers. Never be afraid to do that, guys. Especially in nature. It feels so natural and liberating.
  12. I'm scared of heights! I'm absolutely not using that!
  13. An outdoor urinal of sorts next to a pub. From Ireland in the 1970s, I believe.
  14. I'm not into other people's peeing sounds myself. I've tried to get into it, but it's just not my thing. I admit I get quite a bit of enjoyment out of peeing standing in a ladies' lavatory and loudly thundering my stream into the water. It drowns out everyone else's sounds! It's the reversal of what you'd expect; a woman pissing loudly from a standing position instead of sitting quietly and tinkling softly. As for consent, you're quite right. Consent is important to me and that's why I'm not overly comfortable with voyeurism or hidden camera peeing. I prefer looking at exhibitionis
  15. That's a surprise. I was always under the impression that the education system in Deutschland was a very good one. I couldn't be a teacher myself and I take my hat off to anyone who is. A very tough job.
  16. That has to be one of the nicest things anyone has said to me on the internet! ❤ And don't worry, my theoretical entitlement is quite long, since women in my family tend to be long lived. 🙂 Now, get to clearing that prostate so you can be long lived too! 😉
  17. A perfect scenario for me: Returning the fluid I have drunk back into the parched earth, watering a tree and grass and helping them to grow and produce more oxygen for our overheated planet. Meanwhile, my husband snaps a photo which I upload to this website. A male urophile masturbates to it and the resulting ejaculation makes him happy and his prostate healthy. A female urophile frigs to it and orgasms. Her blood pressure is lowered, she is full of happy feel-good brain chemicals and her quality of life od improved. Both she and the male urophile live longer as a result. All t
  18. I love releasing a powerful pee outside. The force of the stream gushing from my bladder, my bladder getting lighter and lighter, the possibility of being caught by a urophile who would be aroused by it, the reversal of the expected: a woman peeing standing. Bonus points if I can pressure wash something, fertilise greenery or water flowers with my long, forceful stream. I love the idea of doing good by relieving myself outside. I find that so arousing.
  19. Yep, I've visited Deutschland many times. We should be going there again at some point. Despite being female, with female anatomy, I am very much ein Stehpinkler! Yes, it's perfectly feasible. 🙂
  20. I forgot to clarify, I only have small breasts. I'm definitely not flat chested, but my breasts are small enough not to need a bra.
  21. I haven't owned a bra since I was a teenager. I do sometimes wear camisoles or a bandeau top to shield my nipples, but that's all. It's not as if people are going to be asking me "Why aren't you wearing a bra?" is it?
  22. Ah, I did write it in third person, present tense. Though since it involved time travel, I guess the rules are a bit more "fluid," pun intended since we should always intend our puns.
  23. I want to cross streams! I've been fingering myself to this and I'm about to do it again.
  24. I want, more and more, to be caught by a urophile scouting for sightings somewhere. It gets a bit boring performing without an audience.
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