Eliminature

A generously proportioned African American man releasing his golden stream in the outdoors sounds intoxicating! 😍

Definitely pee outside somewhere. I hate the idea of wetting myself. I have unintentionally wet myself whilst unconscious during tonic clonic seizures and I don't find it arousing at all. Besides, walking about in cold, wet clothing feels unpleasant to me.

@Pee Sensei is Magyar, I believe.

Nice video! I hope it felt good! I certsinly enjoyed watching! Not saying that you or anyone "should," just that you shouldn't be afraid to. 😉

I'm scared of heights! I'm absolutely not using that!

The naked hands-free one is the best!

An outdoor urinal of sorts next to a pub. From Ireland in the 1970s, I believe.

I'm not into other people's peeing sounds myself. I've tried to get into it, but it's just not my thing. I admit I get quite a bit of enjoyment out of peeing standing in a ladies' lavatory and loudly thundering my stream into the water. It drowns out everyone else's sounds! It's the reversal of what you'd expect; a woman pissing loudly from a standing position instead of sitting quietly and tinkling softly. As for consent, you're quite right. Consent is important to me and that's why I'm not overly comfortable with voyeurism or hidden camera peeing. I prefer looking at exhibitionis

That's a surprise. I was always under the impression that the education system in Deutschland was a very good one. I couldn't be a teacher myself and I take my hat off to anyone who is. A very tough job.

That has to be one of the nicest things anyone has said to me on the internet! ❤ And don't worry, my theoretical entitlement is quite long, since women in my family tend to be long lived. 🙂 Now, get to clearing that prostate so you can be long lived too! 😉

A perfect scenario for me: Returning the fluid I have drunk back into the parched earth, watering a tree and grass and helping them to grow and produce more oxygen for our overheated planet. Meanwhile, my husband snaps a photo which I upload to this website. A male urophile masturbates to it and the resulting ejaculation makes him happy and his prostate healthy. A female urophile frigs to it and orgasms. Her blood pressure is lowered, she is full of happy feel-good brain chemicals and her quality of life od improved. Both she and the male urophile live longer as a result. All t

I love releasing a powerful pee outside. The force of the stream gushing from my bladder, my bladder getting lighter and lighter, the possibility of being caught by a urophile who would be aroused by it, the reversal of the expected: a woman peeing standing. Bonus points if I can pressure wash something, fertilise greenery or water flowers with my long, forceful stream. I love the idea of doing good by relieving myself outside. I find that so arousing.

Yep, I've visited Deutschland many times. We should be going there again at some point. Despite being female, with female anatomy, I am very much ein Stehpinkler! Yes, it's perfectly feasible. 🙂

I forgot to clarify, I only have small breasts. I'm definitely not flat chested, but my breasts are small enough not to need a bra.

I haven't owned a bra since I was a teenager. I do sometimes wear camisoles or a bandeau top to shield my nipples, but that's all. It's not as if people are going to be asking me "Why aren't you wearing a bra?" is it?

Ah, I did write it in third person, present tense. Though since it involved time travel, I guess the rules are a bit more "fluid," pun intended since we should always intend our puns.

I want to cross streams! I've been fingering myself to this and I'm about to do it again.

I want, more and more, to be caught by a urophile scouting for sightings somewhere. It gets a bit boring performing without an audience.

Thank you for the compliment @Alfresco! I'll be honest, the reason I hadn't written a fictional pee story up until now is because I couldn't be bothered. It seemed like too much of a chore. Though recently, @gldenwetgoose's short story about a pair of female presenters desperate to pee and using the urinals inspired me! It's strange, I was discussing with Mr Eliminature, if this was true to life and I really did travel back to 1968 to meet the Stones and Jim, at the age I am now, I would actually be the eldest there! With the possible exception of Bill Wyman, who would have been 32 at th

Well notice in the story that even though I beat Keith for distance, I acknowledge that he reaches an impressive height. Maybe Bill (and Charlie if he wants to) will get his chance next time? 🤔

Hehehe! Thank you!

I had my morning pee in the bathroom sink, as usual. My bladder was quite full from the night. I released a lovely, strong jet. The dark yellow really stood out against the porcelain. I used the force of my jet to remove a blob of toothpaste and it swirled down into the plughole. After my bladder was empty, I turned on the tap, grabbed the soap and washed my hands whilst looking at myself in the little mirror.

Thank you! Anything is possible! 😉

In my first story on this website, we have a pissing contest between a male and female, male on female golden showers, ejaculation between the breasts, a little bit of swallowing and female orgasm from clitoral stimulation. Also contains references to alcohol, pot smoking, oral sex and time travel. In her signature black minidress, black stockings and shoes and with her long, light brown hair, Eliminature looks no more out of place in 1968 than she does in 2022. The only anomaly is the smartphone in her handbag with its time travel app. The doorman insists she remove her timeless black fr

Well I think I'd still be interested in it. If nothing else than because the mechanism of releasing urine uses the same muscles that are used during orgasm/ejaculation. The tensing and releasing of a full bladder feels good.