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Yes. And could save your own or someone else's life.

People who glare at you when you are going too slowly for their liking. I cannot drive at 50MPH when the speed limit is 30! And yes, those are L plates; there's no need to give me a dirty look. Did you manage to get behind the wheel and drive perfectly the first ever time you attempted it? Not strictly complaining, but does anyone know how to change gear properly when driving uphill? Every time I take my foot off the accelerator and press the clutch, I start rolling backwards and have to brake - which of course takes me back to first gear. The only other option is to drive uphill i

I want to visit Deutschland again (if Frau Merkel will let me in!) and find a nice German urophile to piss in front of. This reminds me, I must post about an experience that I had in Köln...

Obscure (it was an unidentified song for a while), but hauntingly beautiful and timeless lyrics.

Yes. I've been a little bit down lately because of that. I'm a huge fan of the Stones. 😔

I have a skull under a bell jar ornament like the one in the background!

I can imagine her popping a squat for a much needed wee.

I love a good spot squeeze too, though it isn't sexual. I just love getting the gunk out of my pores. It relieves stress somehow.

Around seven or eight, walking around the shopping precinct with my gran, I announced to her that I needed a wee. She said "Do you want me to do what I used to do?" meaning holding me out by the backs of my legs - usually over a grate. Of course I did! She found a discreet corner for me in the semi open market area, which was closed that day, and pulled my leggings and knickers down for me. Unfortunately, by 7/8, I was too heavy for her to pick up so she tried to get me to squat down but I really didn't want to. Instead, for the first time, I proudly showed my gran how I could do it stan

My grandmother was not too dissimilar to your parents, Maggie. I've told you the story. She was helping me float in the water at the shallow end with my armbands - I was about four or so. I said "I need a wee-wee!" Well, her reply was "Just do it in the water. I always do. There, nobody can see. Is it coming? Yes? That's a good girl!" I must tell you some more about my grandmother, sometime Whilst it wasn't her who taught me how to pee standing up, she encouraged me to do it outside a lot. Also indoors in full view of her and her sister. When she realised that I preferred to stand instea

Loads more practise is required; which I'm sure is no bad thing. To K: Running down the thigh happens occasionally. It usually happens to me first thing in the morning when I'm still a bit woozy from sleep. It's an occupational hazard - don't worry about it. Spread the labia forward and tilt the hips forward. Then your urethra is at right angles to your body. Don't worry about aim just yet. That can be worked on at a later stage. Practising in the garden in a skirt or dress might help too. Above all: practice, practice, practice. Looking forward to hearing about your progress

I can attest it's certainly possible...

Water the earth. It helps the vegetation grow. Peeing outside is good for the environment.

I know the feeling. Love the way you describe this...

Like this, you mean?? 😂 I stand rather than sitting and I seem to pee with more force than my husband. Remeber, the vaginal and pelvic muscles that enclose the urethra in females are also the same ones that expand and contract to force the baby out during labour. Since we have such powerful muscles directing our stream, it stands to reason that females pee with more force than males. I'm quite proud of that image, by the way. My forcefulness surprises even me, sometimes.

This is lovely to read. Mr E and I have given each other golden showers, but not simultaneously. We may have to steal your idea! Thank you very much for sharing. I hope Mrs Kupar is in a better place soon and feels well again. ❤

"Decides she can't get off to it!" 🤣🤣 You are funny! 😉 Great pose and stream here...

I'll bet the Hogwarts Express holds plenty of interest for you! 😀 Mr E is Hufflepuff, in case anyone was wondering.

Gldenwtgoose originally brought this to my attention. Charlie Watts, percussionist of the Rolling Stones, pissing in a sink in 1965.

I'd love to visit Los Angeles for The Doors connection. My husband and I have discussed this as a "holiday of a lifetime" type thing. Attending a meet and greet with Robby Kreiger, that sort of thing. Not being able to relieve ourselves is slightly worrying, though I'm certain that we would somehow manage. Neither of us are prone to getting desperate and we could both make use of an alleyway should the need arise. It would be nice to find somewhere to water in that iconic city...

I hope you weren't hungover after mixing your drinks! I always am if I don't stick to one beverage. I must admit, seeing the cops pass through when I was about to covertly piss might just make me have an accident on the floor! Glad you were able to regain your composure and pee - again, with your trousers down and bottom on display. Very liberating, I imagine. The naked pee off the balcony sounds so daring and horny. I can imagine your arc of piss, glinting in the moonlight as it trickled down to water the bushes below. I'm certain that the bushes enjoyed being sprinkled with your o

Oh yeah! I'd love to cross streams with you - though Alfresco may get jealous! Water the flowers - I'm sure they're very grateful for your attention! Whilst I know it isn't the done thing, I think it's very daring when a grown man pulls down his trousers to pee. Of course, female garments being what they are, I have to do this every time I pee when I wear jeans/trousers. Peeing handsfree is an added bonus. I can't do that - well I could, but it wouldn't shoot forward. I need to use my hands for that. Great performance and a nice stream!

Goth handbag... 😍🤔

Ravenclaw - which suits me. ☺

Just imagine that you are watering the grass to make it grow when you are peeing outside. ☺ As a general rule, there's no need to be too concerned about HGV drivers when you pee outside. They're on the road for a living, they've seen it all before and most likely had a slash outside themselves.