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... so is this like, while someone is going down on you, and in the slower moments of gentle kissing and licking you’ll let it go in his mouth & have him swallow your piss as the salty warmth floods over his tongue, or more like standing over him & pissing on his face, and some gets into his mouth? Or...

Obvious ones: bathtub, shower. In your boyfriend’s bathwater. On dirty laundry. In various containers like cups or coffee pots On a hard floor or basement drain

When he turned towards you at the end it looked like he was about to spray you with the last few drops of pee left in his bladder

A degenerate, decadent western “artist”, Comrade! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

And somehow ending up filming it. I mean, I was trying to scroll through Facebook but somehow ended up filming myself peeing? Could happen to anyone...

Plot twist: ticket clerk behind counter is a voyeur and will discount tickets if they can watch you piss

“Design is how it works” - Steve Jobs

Very impressed how you caught all the droplets in mid air here!

Wow, that puddle looks huge from this angle

Good to hear that not having woods at the end of your backyard isn’t holding you back. Hopefully you’ve been able to mark some walls and concrete as well as nourishing the plants...

(Disclaimer: am internet pervert, not doctor) Many moisturising creams you can get at a pharmacy contain urea, which is also a major component of urine

Motorcycles with no effective silencers (mufflers, as Americans say) That and when lazy people stop and piss at the roadside* * kidding, obv

This is why they purr 🙃

... how on earth do you know that? 😀

Well you got some of it in the drain, anyway...

Aww! 🥰

First one I remember: a youth hostel in Switzerland. There were unisex toilets with cubicles, and one or two urinals out in the “public” section, with the expectation that guys would pee in them with girls walking by and seeing

Hm, that’s upstream of the reservoirs at Molesley, so if it does drain into the river, your piss ends up in London’s mains water (once diluted, treated, etc) 😈

Welcome! Pissing in random locations is certainly something we do here. Feel free to tell us about your experiences of doing or seeing this 😊

You got some fluid on the tip, there, @Grizzly Man? Wonder what that could be...

Nice stream - thanks for sharing, and welcome.

LOL is left & back, apparently

Do you remember how you got into this habit...?

Oh that’s a lovely mental image 🥰