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Taylor pees swiftly, Carrie pees under the woods (Puns for @Eliminature, aka the pun goddess)

“She was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”, lamented Michael Caine in passing

Been to it? I’ve pissed on it! (And off it, into the sea, I mean, as opposed to saying I’ve pissed somewhere that wasn’t the Isle of Wight)

It wouldn’t lose all its appeal. Walking barefoot on a sandy beach isn’t illegal or taboo, but has a similar earthy quality to spraying piss over a tree or a wall. We don’t stop gazing into a loved one’s eyes because eyes aren’t taboo. I find it hard to imagine nudity being less taboo would detract from much, either. Would I appreciate @puddyls’s avatar less, were breasts less taboo? Gazing straight at the camera with one eye, the other hidden by a swish of hair like a wink, one nipple half-visible… 🥰 Um. What was I saying? I lost my train of thought there…

Would there be a peeing area in a swimming pool? 🙃

Cock on a rock

I see you weren’t kidding about not wearing a bra at home 🥰

😉🥰

You can’t always get what you want

@sexyandre88 on a nude date be like “my eyes are up HERE!” 😉

TIL: peeing in the pool on a cruise ship is just peeing in the ocean

https://www.erome.com/a/DB32lRFr

In my head, that’s now what you look like, but with shorter fingernails. Also she’s inexplicably chosen a toilet over a tree or wall or something, which is I’m sure not a mistake you’d make

Is that what they’re calling it now?

Not in general chat babe we’ll have angry mods after us

“Take this down, please. No, not that, you can keep that on”

And you advise us to retain our “human resources” until we can’t wait any more before releasing them all over? 😉

Ah well, had it been women in swimsuits, it would have kept both you and @Maggie_555happy 😉

And, y’know, with his mouth full of your cum, if you had a little left in your bladder, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind one last little spurt of it in his mouth, would he? Not with you being so wet and turned on… 😉

Not much doubt about what happened here

I imagine the difficulty is explaining some of the nuances about when it is/isn't acceptable, eg. in the bushes in the backyard at home is fine, in the bushes just outside the school building isn't. And there's the recurrent tale of the little boy at the pool whose mum says "oh just wee in the pool" who stands on the edge and pees into the pool, less discreetly than mum intended.

Fountain looks more interesting, but underwater feels nice 😊

Do you prefer silently letting it go underwater or spraying it up into the air like a fountain? ☺️