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Imagine walking by a building when suddenly a dick appears out of a window & relieves its owner… 💦

Maybe you both could have, depending on how big your window is & other stuff! Would’ve made a nice couple of big wet marks on the ground below… If he “joked” about pissing out of your window, maybe he could be talked into pissing in other places 😈

Sky @Bacardi is watching you urinate?

Having a piss after swimming? 🥰

Pick blackberries?

Often, yes. If the shower’s more crowded or unisex I’ll go through my swimwear, otherwise, naked. I see a fair few yellow streams making their way across the floor - I don’t think peeing in public showers is particularly unusual

OMG “can you, like, fuck more quietly?” 😄 Who are you kidding, you’d have done that even if she hadn’t interrupted 😉 Thanks for sharing, hot as hell 🥰

Oops, I did it again

… cyclists are voyeurs? 🤔

Well that’s hot 🥰

That’s a bathtub that’s getting pissed in 🥰

This is the wrong attitude, and you will be spanked 😉 (I'll be in the hot tub)

Blessing IMO 🥰 Agreed on concrete begging to have a mark left on it!

This is not the version of “giving my wife head” that @likesToLick was hoping for

Is there a rule against young people teaching not-so-young people new turns of phrase? I hope not

Yikes. I’m gonna go with my interpretation: with some kinds of insects, the male dies as soon as having mated, or is even eaten by the female (praying mantises?) so I just assumed wasps did that. (Serves them right, bloody flying nuisances…)

I did this on the beach the other day 😊

“Everywhere including the floor and all over his pants” and “deftly down the sink, not including the dishwater which is in a bowl so it doesn’t get piss in it” are the two kinds of boy, henceforth

MS. TITO: claims to have warm draft beer in her pants THE BRITISH, notorious appreciators of WARM BEER: [are coming] … but, yeah, as I understand it, beer provides not only a lot of water (compared with wine or spirits) but alcohol being a diuretic, makes beer kinda a perfect storm. Certainly makes me piss like a racehorse. Admittedly a slow, bipedal racehorse, but I’d better close the stable door before I canter rapidly off topic

… maybe? I mean, if you’re in a locker room and you don’t trust it to be clean, or don’t trust other guys not to have pissed on the floor, you could wear flip flops (plastic sandals, which Australian call thongs, confusingly), but once there’s dilute piss in the pool, it’s going all over you

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Eeeeee! 🥰 I love this description…

Or: what happens when the climate is fucked 😬