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Depends how much accuracy is needed 💦

I seem to have gone out for a stroll, emptied my bladder into a little stream in the woods, then gone home & pissed again into the laundry basket before starting the washing machine

Adding “being struck by a possum on fire falling from the sky” to list of Australian hazards

Now someone mentions it, unbuttoning a button fly has always felt sexy to me in a way that unzipping a zip fly isn’t…

Probably because of dialup internet connections being interrupted by dropbears falling off the telegraph poles

I think it’s just a matter of running out of hands

One who’s allergic to biological detergent. Ahem…

Somebody didn’t eat the banana of knowledge of cunnilingus and where the clitoris is

Pubic works?

Is that … all piss, or a mixture of piss and beer? (Good accuracy btw)

Jinx!

Oh, wow! From first principles wanting pussy in your mouth? I distinctly remember my wide-eyed sense of “Oh, you can do that?” when I learned going down on a girl was a thing*, fittingly (for here) with similar energy to seeing someone pissing somewhere unconventional. There seems to be some confusion about what female ejaculation is made of, and a suspicion that it’s urine at least some of the time for some women (because where else would so much fluid come from?) so maybe @nygirl could lean into “I’m a squirter” if “I’m going to deliberately piss in your mouth and have you swallow it” i

Yeah, probably just splatters. I don’t recall ending up with a pee-scented sink either at uni nor more recently, and my uni sink got pissed in a lot (to save the walk down the hallway) (Also reminds me of this old legend: https://jezebel.com/penn-does-not-have-a-problem-with-semen-clogged-showers-5899777)

Oh, well. That’s not exactly what we were hoping for 🙃

Perverted fish be like: spawn all over my tail baby

Chilli sauce is too dom/sadistic, can I get a vanilla one?

I hope this doesn’t mean getting head feels like “omg mustn’t piss mustn’t piss mustn’t piss…” 😉

The idea of sitting in a hot tub while a girl sits on the jets, gets off, pisses and leaves with her clit bulging in her swimwear is hot as hell 💦

Burns your tongue if you dive into it too rapidly

Reminder:

“NO I WON’T PEE IN THE SINK”

When the score says pp

… you mean, like, specifically with another guy (or someone with a penis, to be more nonbinary-inclusive) or with a girl (or someone with a pussy, to be more inclusive)?

A creampie and a pumpkin pie!