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Yes. We’ve got to get rid of the tea somehow. In Russia, everything pisses on YOU.

I’ll put the kettle on then

Is this ageplay? 🙃

Do you want to piss on food someone else is going to eat, or have someone piss on yours…? Or both, or neither? While you think about that question, here’s a nice hot cup of coffee 😉

… do you need an exorcist? 😜

“I’ve had it with these motherfucking trouser snakes on this motherfucking train! [unzips]”

Given the choice of a sink or a urinal, where would you go?

Porn bot girls be like: “This site’s better” [lifts skirt, spreads legs, points at pussy] PS. “Peeing in places you shouldn’t” - where would I have pissed, if I were a bad boy…?

You could have one built into your shower or over your bath. Which would be kinda impractical because there’s nothing stopping you or anyone from pissing in the bath or shower, but it would be a way of using one, and the piss tumbling out of its drain hole into the shower/bath (because why plumb it in?) (I’m sure there’ve been half-serious suggestions of home bathrooms having urinals in, both because they use less water to flush, and because they’re more at the right height so more piss ends up in the urinal and down the drain, as opposed to ending up near the toilet but not in it. How th

And not the good kind of humiliated 🙈 …?

Paging @pisszzz 🥰

Foreplay, but in reverse

There are some in London, especially ones which fold away or drop into the ground during the daytime, then open up at night time to be pissed in by pub-goers on their way home. They’re relatively recent (in the last 10, 20 years?) as a response to the amount of urine being sprayed around against walls at night time. France has quite a few more old-fashioned ones which are just, like, there, with some combination of privacy screen, drain, and actual urinal. If you think I’m going to aim carefully at an outdoor urinal, you’re mistaken 🙃

Fifty shades of Gandalf the Grey? (I got nuthin’)

I hope not: it would be apostrophic😬

Well, that’s a prompt for any guys here 😉

Do you like to pee in water, eg. squatting to pee into a river, or while swimming in the sea or a pool? 😊

Reminds me of: I did once see a guy having a desperate slash near the north east corner of Hyde Park in London. Not unusual even in daytime but he’d apparently been in too urgent need to walk as far as the bushes and was standing in the open spraying a big long arc. I was passing by on a bus, so didn’t get to see all that much but thought I’d mention it (Pardon me for pissing in your thread, @magicstreams) (flops dick back in, buttons fly)

Would you rather have a piss in a field with one horse-sized horse, or in a lake with ten duck-size ducks?

Did someone cast this at @puddyls?

OMG! Who's gonna cum next? 💦

Sexy little glimpses is how @puddyls rolls. I don't think we can complain... 🥰

De facto urinals including: * drains in general * other stuff

Always was!