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Sounds beautiful tbh 🥰

Maybe get a straw bale urinal? Would avoid any contention from too much pee at the same time… ”Textile poker” - whoever is doing badly in the game has to don increasingly ridiculous items of clothing

Yes, they couldn't pull their panties down & pop a squat where everyone could see! Or go pee through their clothes... 😅

and frequently spraying it against a wall, because guys can piss anywhere and there's not always a toilet when you want one

@WateryMoose suggested I go piss outside so I did

This is the natural state of people in swimming pools who don’t pee in swimming pools 💦

More like climbing into the pool desperately to pee and letting it out as soon as she’s waist-deep. Ahem. Well, that’s what some people do, anyway 😚

There I was, going pee through a fence into a hedge on a footpath, when two guys appear from nowhere, walk past me without a word said. I finish up, shake, button my flies back up, and as I’m leaving, their female companion appears around the corner 💦

Selecting the “remove cum stains” and “pre wash because the laundry got pissed on” options

Her goose is cooked

After the peeing or after the cum? 🥵

Well, she’d probably just assume you were having vanilla non-kinky bathroom sex, but idk if that’s any comfort!

Finally an explanation for the SUV craze!

… you ended up having sex while pulling her hair and she role-played your stepsister? 🙃

Hopefully she does 🥰

The thing with building a “toilet” from bricks & having a pee in it doesn’t sound that unusual to me? Even for people who don’t grow up to be pee fans… By peeing in water, do you mean peeing in the sea while swimming? O

If you look carefully you can see what appears to be @Barbieoxo’s girlcum on her guy’s shaft 😊

Duchamp’s Fountain

Container’s a bit of a last resort for me, but a plastic bottle’s the obvious answer, esp one like Gatorade with a big mouth

Warm feet, chocolate, and a mouthful of cock are all pretty nice imo, though not generally all at the same time

Well, I wouldn’t be gazing at your muffin so closely without being asked, but since you offer… 💦

… was this, like, “oh, no, I don’t like masturbating, I only cum if I can put it in a girl’s mouth or pussy, maybe you can help with that …?” 🙃

I think, having been raised in England, that’s about right (and why Sophy Rickett was a bit shocking)

“I was in Junior High, dickhead!” — Die Hard