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Aww ❤️

Not the sort of head I was hoping for

I fear (or is it hope?) that a lot of that's not overexposure to anything, just time's relentless march

Good for you! Wouldn’t want to let the guys have all the fun!

Discreet outside, in my opinion 🥰

O brave new world. This is how we get a “female dick/cock of the day” thread (though tbh we’ll having trouble getting enough dick to have one a day) (which is, appropriately, a big mood)

Too overlooked. Go next door to Norway and piss into a fjord instead…

Pissing on your balcony: sane The housing market: stark raving mad

It all went wrong when the Death Eaters took over the Ministry of Sanitation

No, less embarrassing than that!

… and somehow I needed to go again when I got home, so I released in the bathroom sink

Tree!

Done!

This unexpectedly summoned a very old memory: with a friend & his gf watching (on VHS tape!) one of the “educational” “sex guide” programmes that came out in the 1990s, and her very excited “Oooh!” reaction to a screen full of dicks (talking about hope size is more variable when flaccid than erect?). What sticks in the mind is the “Oooh!” (often my reaction to seeing an ejaculation, also) 😅 (They went early to bed afterwards!) (Yes, the whole thing was a little bit awkward) (No, they didn’t invite me to be part of a threesome)

I’m not into extreme desperation but I had a coffee an hour ago and I’m holding it until I can get to a nice tree to unload on

… frosting on your muffin?

Or to anyone, really 😅

Just need to shout “OH, GOD!” at the right moment 🙃

[fans self] 😅

Pissing on trees is amongst the most wholesome of ways to express pee kink 🌳

I’d heard similar things but about bedbugs being attracted to/by semen, which I think is also untrue, really.

That’s not funny, it’s just true…

My future: sacked for incomprehensible puns, and peeing too obviously off the end of the pier (when the wind is in the right direction)

Kink robots call it CNC