oliver2

🤷‍♂️ Sex is messy anyway, and our particular kink is more so

That’s mostly how I feel about prostate stimulation (different, intense, mostly cba). Though given a lover who wanted to put his dick up there that would alter the priorities 💦

(At risk of offering unsolicited advice: aren’t there supposed to be ways of having more intense orgasms, like edging or tantra or, uh, prostate stimulation… ?)

24 hours? That’s not very long. That’s barely enough time to work out what particular vulva configuration I have been blessed with and how to piss without it going all down my legs. Maybe not long enough to work out how to orgasm. Certainly not enough to find a nice guy to put his dick in me and fill me up with hot cum…

Or: how to feel the backsplash on your feet (Behind the beach huts sounds like an excellent and popular location, yes)

… so, did both of you pee in the water? 🙈

So much for guys not being able to multi-task! 🥰

Thicc Earth hypothesis

Surprisingly rare. I once got told off severely for having a wee in a drain (must have been too public...) and once rounded a corner in a park to find a man peeing into a drain. If I'm outdoors I don't mind leaving a puddle so I'm unlikely to look for a drain specifically 🙈

And there was much rejoicing!

Gradually filling, will go water a tree

I thought of you @pisszzz because I was at a busy venue with a line for the urinals with a man pissing at each one, and a rapid stream of new ones taking his place every time one had emptied himself

This makes me want to bring one next time I stay in a hotel and scrutinise things I have at least once found what looked like an obvious cum stain in a friend’s spare bed while staying over and that was kinda hot tbh

I’d go for the pitcher, for what it’s worth

Not me personally but check out for example

Man, imagine taking up rock climbing for the sake of piss marking out-of-the-way locations, now that’d be dedication… 😅

@Bacardi

Hey, that’s the intro to I don’t like Mondays

Is that what they’re calling it now? 😉 Hope you enjoy the cool breeze on your dick x

There was that time when, there was I, swimming along, wearing goggles as usual, and notice a yellow cloud in the water ahead… because the older guy swimming in front of me has got his cock out and is spraying a yellow jet into the pool beneath him as he swims 🤷‍♂️ … but that’s a rarity*. I’m disappointed I don’t notice more pool pees than I do. I have seen a few in the showers afterwards… * I mean, why pull it out when you can just let it flow in your trunks and let the water in the pool wash it away? I mean, unless you want to take a chance on whoever is watching liking cock… 🍆

I’m going to have to go find some nice flowers to piss on now, aren’t I 🥀 “Human and plant genitalia and nectar, oliver2, 2024”