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Well, now it’s not only a specialist field but a field you can squat and piss in!

(Trying to remember chemistry) Bleach & semen are both alkali (or base) so I guess that makes sense Huh. Not a comparison that would have occurred to me, I’m happy to say

"There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers, so I took him by the left leg & threw him down the stairs. And locked his account"

"Stop trying to organise in-person church meetups! This is an online community for discussing theology, not an excuse to meet up and have tea and cake"

I'm afraid I took a shower about an hour ago and pissed while I was doing that 😊

Maybe someone should put their hand between your legs and hold on...

Would it be easier to hold if you were hard? (reaches down)

omg and this was four hours ago…

Meanwhile, at VW office, a designer pulls a suggestion out of the box: ”more easily washable seats”

Yes. More convenient, interesting, liberating than a cubicle

Do 69 after fucking & tick three boxes at once 👅 (I mean there are so many of these it’d be hard not to violate them every time…)

Piss in bottle in car in car park, unload bottle contents onto tarmac, drive off?

“Oh the toilets are far away*, I’ll just do it here, nobody** will see” * they aren’t ** anyone who was looking will notice

I mean… yes? I’m too vanilla to get off on girls being humiliated by having to go pee outside against their will but girls pissing outside is obviously really hot. (For me the sort-of-for-convenience-but-it’s-just-an-excuse particularly gets me, idk why)

I’m not sure Paris Hilton has good enough aim to use a urinal

A weird solution to “bashful and stuck in a queue”, maybe.

So there are urinals for exhibitionists and urinals for voyeurs?

🥰 Horny boy casually dumping your load in the urinal as everyone else is just there to go pee

Unzip or unbutton, pull my dick over the elastic waistband, bring it close to the urinal, relieve myself. I don’t have any set habit in where I’ll aim (the porcelain? Down the drain?) and might adjust a bit if I’m causing splashback noticably. How close I stand depends on how clean everything (floor!) is and how many guys are around, eg. nobody around and a floor that’s clearly been pissed on already and I’ll be standing well back and as my stream dies out some of mine will also fall to the floor and join everyone else’s. Shake, put it away, button/zip up, and off I go…

Brainwashed, blackmailed, praised, bribed…

… no? 🙃

It is fascinating, isn’t it? Different people’s ideas of what’s normal… not to mention the difficulty of getting a straight answer. I’d have thought most places it would be evident whether many guys piss there or not because there’d be scent and patches. I recently had cause to use a urinal which I thought might be disused, but the stale pee smell informed me that it wasn’t just me who was using it. Maybe a semi-outdoors changing room that was often hosed down, it would be hard to tell; I’ve occasionally got a faint pee scent in pool changing rooms but I think it’s rare for anyone to

Must have an aimbot. The sort of guy you’d trust to cum on your face and not get a drop in your eyes 🙈 PS. A bunch of wonderful finds there @TMN_Femboi, thanks!

Also how many guys pee in urinals apparently