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the first story i have is from a few years ago, she and i went to sydney to visit my older brother (who also happens to be my best friend’s ex) and on our last night we decided to go out on the drinks, and both got a little bit too drunk, although she was definitely drunker than i was we had stumbled our way back to the hotel we were staying at and got in the lift and my best friend turns to me and goes “i’m gonna piss my pants” before dropping her pants to her ankles and squatting down in the lift and just letting go a stream of piss all over the carpet while i watched on, and she didn’

Needed a piss so went into my garden sat on my chair spread my legs and my lips and took a lovely piss all over the concrete. Lots ran down my chubby legs but I love it. love spreading my lips to take a piss. enjoy

I hope @Maggie_555 approves of this. I remember as a little girl once saying to my grandmother (who encouraged me to pee outside a lot): "I don't like toilets, Nanny. I like grass!" She giggled approvingly and said "That's my girl!"

You've got the job.... Wedding Photographer's Assistant. No previous experience needed. Good sense of humour and ability to perform under pressure needed. I've seen photographic evidence of the pressure behind you performing - you're perfectly qualified. More seriously, yes very relieved - although it wasn't like it was a completely desperate release. More just the enjoyment of peeing in a field and knowing the risk of getting caught was very 'inspiring'. It gave me a little energy boost to see me through the rest of the evening.

lol. i don’t think the guys in that truck expected me to lift my dress and flash my panties. 🤭😇😳 i actually, didn’t expect to do it either, but oh wells.

I had my morning pee in the shower. Rolled out of bed (something that sleepy Eliminature is not very good at) and wandered to the bathroom. Stepped into the shower cubicle and positioned myself standing in a corner. I imagined I was out in a public place and aimed a bright yellow stream high into the corner. It was almost like a living creature, joyfully running down the wall - I think I was still half asleep and in a dreamlike state. Watching it rush down the wall and swirl around the grouting and shower wall in a playful way felt good. After I had unleashed my burden, I went to put the

Enjoying a well needed soak in the tub with some classical music playing. Decided to let go while sitting here because why not? Probably my most relaxing pee to date lol.

Just for fun, Mr Eliminature this evening. I have his permission to post this.

today’s update, we’re currently in lockdown so i spent most of the day texting my best friend (both complaining about how horny we were lol) and she offered to send some photos she was kinda hesitant cause she’s on her period at the moment (which is why she was so horny haha) so she offered to send a photo standing in the shower pissing and said i could post it as long as i added the warning that she’s on her period so i said okay but only if you’re comfortable, and she admitted to me that she pees in the shower pretty much every night which i thought was ridiculously hot cause i know i’v

just walking my dog 🐶. while wearing a lace nightie, knowing my panties kinda showed. haha. there weren’t too many people out yet, but i wonder if the few who were noticed. 😇

Update on the above post - As the wash basket was pretty full and required four loads of washing, I settled into a pattern of roughly every two hours, going downstairs, peeing in the wash basket, making a large mug of tea, emptying the tumble drier, moving clothes from the washing machine to tumble drier, loading pre-wet clothes into the washing machine, then going back upstairs to continue work and drink the tea. Repeat. The last watering of the laundry was about 30 mins ago, which was the third pee in the basket today and about 5 mins after that, my MIL arrived, she is now sat in the chai

All she wanted was to leave and go pee. But even if she would've had the chance to do so, where would she go? It was an unknown area the woman found herself in and all around her walls, walls, people, cars and more walls. No restaurant, no public bathroom, not even apartments where she could bother people to ask for a toilet. In short, it was the worst place one could be with a full bladder. The evening hours arrived and Jackie took benefit from the strong decrease of people around her. It made her feel more comfortable and it allowed her now to occasionally push one hand in her cro

This morning I went down to the kitchen to make a brew. I needed to pee and was thinking of doing what I often do, which is to pee in the sink whilst making the tea. However, I am doing several loads of washing today, the washing machine was already on and next to it was the tall laundry basket, about 3/4 full of clothes waiting to be washed. I casually stopped next to the laundry basket, unzipped, popped out my dick and emptied my bladder into the basket. It just so happened that I'd previously sorted the basket into different wash loads and reloaded it into the basket to keep it tidy.

As mentioned in chat, last Saturday I was photographing at a wedding, my only one for this year. Photographing weddings are a little fraught, one of those 'all or nothing' things. Many parts are very time critical and high pressure - pretty much the part from leaving my house to get to the empty church and photographing it in an empty state, racing against the clock before guests arrive to make it untidy. From that point it's full on stress and action until the time the party have all sat down to dine mid afternoon. In this weekend's case, that meant leaving the house at 10:30am for

https://www.xvideos.com/video64456433/soaking_the_tissue_bin After the warm (pun intended) reception of my last video, it came to mind to film this particular act listed above. @Bladderlad would be pleased to know, I think, given his request of it 😂

I went for a run earlier and hopped in the shower afterwards. I had just ran 10k and I was rather sweaty! I gave my husband a kiss after he greeted me and then went upstairs to the bathroom. I took off my t-shirt and bra, followed by my running shorts and finally my socks before stepping into the shower, the water cool but not cold. I was roasting! I began washing myself and after about a minute I started peeing, I had drank plenty of water and seemingly not all of it was lost as sweat. I just let it happen, not even looking at it as it flowed out of me and trickled down my legs and after abou

I wasn’t sure if there was a general thread for hotel pissing in real experiences (to be honest, I didn’t look hard because I’m driving and using speech to text), and I just had such an exhilarating experience about 15 minutes ago I had to share right away! So I had to stay at a pet friendly motel last night with my pup and I’ve been increasingly more interested in pissing in a bed and in a hotel room. Long story short (I’ll add a follow up post with details and clips later today!), I had just pissed on the bed and all over the place, got so turned on I was cumming and boldly decided

This story is about male and female desperation aswell as pee, so there's a bit of action for everyone here 😉 Also, sorry for my english - My bladder was pressing hard when I stepped out of the bus. It wasn't the stop I was supposed to get out of, the one I was actually heading towards was still more than half an hour away, but since I had to pee so bad I had no choice but to leave the bus in order to find a toilet somewhere. Sadly, it was easier said than done. I now found myself in a town unfamiliar to me. I mean I knew the towns name, I knew the area but up to that point I'

On Friday I went to the beach with my partner. As soon as we decided to go I started filling up my bladder, drinking 5 or 6 bottles of water in just a few hours. I knew I wanted to pee in the ocean, and I knew how good it would feel if I was full. By the time we stepped onto the sand I was excited to get in the ocean. We sat down in our beach chairs and I asked if she wanted to feel the water. She was indifferent, so I said I did. Sooner, rather than later, if she got what I was saying. Knowing what I meant, she told me she was going to go too when we got in, so we both made our way down to th

I'll bet some of you male members wish that you had been in the gents' loos at a popular Swedish furniture chain in the East Midlands on Saturday. Mr E and I were travelling North to see friends and family for the first time since lockdown and we stopped at this particular branch of said furniture chain for lunch (they're famous for their meatballs, both regular and plant based). Staying hydrated, I needed to relieve myself before lunch and we made straight for the lavatories. Unfortunately, both family loos were locked and there was a huge queue outside the ladies with a sign on the door

I'd almost forgotten I'd had a bit of me time in the garden a week or two ago when it was nice and sunny and warm, and I just let go some pee while sitting in a garden chair, and recorded it for those of you that like that sort of thing. It always feels really lovely to be completely relaxed and just let it go. It may not have the same frisson of excitement of some people's naughty pees, but there is still a little naughtiness about doing it, even in a pretty private garden. https://www.erome.com/a/aKIjkZPF

Thank you! And contrary to what you might be thinking, I haven't had to, err, water it systematically this summer 🙂

Lucky guys 😍

I'm sure they were very happy that you did! As indeed am I 🙂

Ah ... the eternal game of staying within the allowable limits of our social circles. We all wish we were in the same circles as @Paulypeeps and @pop-a-squat and could be a bit more cavalier in our behaviours.

I like to sit down on toilet and pee sometimes. I can relax my bladder more. https://www.omorashi.org/topic/64551-male-up-close-sit-on-toilet-pee/

I think my family is very much like @beachmoms family. We've always been outdoors ... scouting, rock climbing, backpacking, swimming, etc. As a result, peeing outside has been an automatic part of my life from the beginning, even when my mum had to "supervise" because I was too young to wander off on my own. I've never really understood the reluctance to pee outdoors that I see in some, both male & female, though the female need to disrobe is an obvious disadvantage (I've never seen a woman backpacker in a skirt 😉). The point about handwashing is valid, but I'm also used to having

You have conjured up a wonderful image - thank you!

I would have peed next to you and playfully crossed streams if it had been me. I hope you felt relieved after.

Nothing dirty about peeing, I've always allowed my boys to.

Debatable whether this should go in the Men Peeing section or whether it belongs here... there's a few other guys already christened this topic though, or at least sprinkled with holy water. All of that said, this is a very tame little tale though - yesterday I was out and about in the open air from lunchtime until evening, so it would have been rude not to, right? I've posted before about being involved in a local country fair type event and yesterday we had a working day on the fields and an open air committee meeting after. During the day there were maybe 8-10 of us about, doing

I don't hate the toilet, but I do prefer to avoid using it where possible. A typical day of working from home I might use the toilet first thing in the morning or last thing at night when my wife is about, but during the day I'm much more likely to use the sink (bathroom or kitchen), pee in the garden, or use the great outdoors when I go out on my bike or go for a walk. I pee in the shower pretty much every time I have a shower, I pee in the washing machine or dishwasher and I rarely use a toilet when I'm out in town - I prefer to find a secluded alley or pee in the car park. I very of

Oh so naughty sir!!!

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Great story, I love that your mother and sister both pissed on the carpet in front of you.

holding 9 hours at work 5:10 AM I woke up took a shower and took a piss 5:20 am I had breakfast (toast and 200ml chocolate milk plus 2 glasses of water) 6 am I started to work 7 am starting to feel like going to pee 8:00 am snack (banana 2 glasses of water and 200ml icete) 10 am strong will but still quiet time when on a normal day i would pee 11 am lunch (3 glasses of water) 11:30 am after lunch, the mood got a little worse 12:00 I just drink my 750ml water bottle 13h wanting so much to pee dancing pee sometimes 2:00 pm End of work went to the bathhouse to change clothes

New pee washes out the old, and my pee is so dilute it looks, smells and tastes like warm water!

Yes, a skirt makes peeing a lot easier as does fishnet stockings - much easier to hide the wetness. No need ever to visit the ladies when clubbing or in the pub, there is always somewhere better to pee, especially when there is carpet. When I am in the pub I prefer to pee through my skirt in to the seat, and if I am waiting until closing time I can usually do it because no one will sit on the seat until the next day when it will have dried. Otherwise I can stand pretty much anywhere in the pub and just let my pee run down my legs, my fishnet stockings don't show the wetness and hide the t

Hi Wet Carpet I work part-time as a bartender to make some extra money while I'm in college and I've read through some letters here and noticed some of you girls talking about peeing inside clubs and bars when there's a long line to the bathroom - in dark corners and such or even just under a table - so I thought I would give you a perspective from someone actually working at these places. And don't worry, I'm not mad or anything of that sorts, I understand... I go clubbing in my free time too and the toilets are always a mess and have massive lines! So I understand that sometimes you

I always pee in the auditorium when I go to the cinema, so I am sure that you will be able to give it a try. I dress to wet in a black skirt mostly so that I can just sit and pee through my skirt and enjoy sitting in a warm and wet seat. It is quite a luxurious feeling and I love the freedom of not having to go to the ladies to pee. I go to the last house so my seat should dry before anyone else sits there, and I drink a lot before I go and while I am watching the film so my pee is nice and dilute. I find that peeing in the cinema really enhances my film-watching experience, and I am