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  1. I did a wee in a sink today! Although I couldnt photograph myself going, I did manage a shot of what I produced!
    5 points
  2. I must admit to placing my hand beneath me whilst urinating on a toilet. It's the flow of warm pee that I like. I've done this mainly in the privacy of my own home, but also in public conveniences. I've also started to do it on my morning run, when the weather is nice and warm, and I find my usual quiet spot behind a sheltered copse. I have tasted my pee too, licking my hand, smelling it, before wiping it with toilet paper, and washing them of course. Although on my run I take a packet of wet-wipes to clean up afterwards. Would like to hear if anyone else does it or has tried it, if so in what
    3 points
  3. Just a quick notice to say that 2 things happened tonight: There was a technical glitch that meant the site didn't have enough memory to function as usual. Due the large number of people on the site at the time, it meant there was only enough memory for a limited number of people at a time, which created the effect of the site temporarily working and then appearing to run extremely slowly. This has been fixed. An update to the latest version of the software was carried out. Ironically, after all the speed issues earlier, this update contained numerous features that should improv
    3 points
  4. The festival runs from late March to mid-May (2019 dates: 21st March – 19th May 2019) and depending on when you visit you’ll see different flowers in bloom. The festival is located south of Amsterdam in the small town of Lisse. It seems wonderful! Has anyone here ever been to this event? 😉
    3 points
  5. Hello. I'd like to introduce myself. I am Reginald. I'm clever, witty, and quite handsome (or at least I think so). And oh yes, one other thing - I'm a dragon. More correctly, I should say I 'was' a dragon. I am writing this long before you were born. I would venture to say it is long before your grandparents were born. As I look down across the meadow to the nearby village I see a simpler time than I can imagine by time these words are read. A most beautiful and somewhat magical time. My village (actually not mine per se but the humans') is not more than a cluster of log built homes with
    3 points
  6. when you’re waiting to make coffee, but also need a tampon, the kitchen is as good a place as any, right?
    3 points
  7. I do this a lot. I love the feeling of my warm wee on my hands after desperately needing to go🙂
    3 points
  8. As I have said before, I’m a sad old fart. When I was “married”, the sex life between the old witch and I was more like pandas – only when she wanted babies, and then in the dark, missionary, and she’d close her eyes and grit her teeth. When I finally broke off from that stale relationship, I wanted my willy to be pounded. So I got a “male masterbater”. It isn’t like a lady’s pussy; you just stick your willy in, and it just vibrates. I call it my “Willy Wacker” 😃 [I would put a picture here but it says exactly where it came from 😢 ] Thing is, a couple of nights ago, I had
    2 points
  9. @Admin Thanks for all the work you put into this place and for giving so many a place they can call home. Also thank you for fixing the latest problems, you do an amazing job running this place. 🙂
    2 points
  10. I can do 7 any time. 2 may require an empty house though lol
    2 points
  11. https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/ME-peeing-in-the-toilet-2
    2 points
  12. I'm about to be in the car for 4 hours as a passenger😬😬😬😬 I can already feel my bladder wanting to quit. I'm wearing black jeans shorts and a black T-shirt. I couldn't find a good photo online and this is the closest I got.
    2 points
  13. As much I love peeing in naughty places and watching other people pissing in places they shouldn't be I have another equally arousing fetish and that's huge tits. It's pretty simple but I combine both fetishes into one huge turn on for me. I download photos of girls with big breast and I edit in my own captions on the pictures. I put stuff like "Go ahead and pee on my carpet" or " Lets relieve ourselves on the bed". This turns me on so much. I always masturbate and piss in my bedroom while reading and masturbating to the girls. Here are some pictures of the girls I do this with the m
    1 point
  14. Ok guys and girs... I think it's time to tell you what happened to me when I had been absent last week I have been visiting a Church… because I felt some pull... and I decided to go there 24/7 Yes I know it sounds silly… but that's it I am becoming a Nun and maybe this will leave less time for the forum... I know this will disappoint many but it's what I feel I have to do that I have been there in the past days and took some pics I will show them to you to make you understa
    1 point
  15. I have had an experience once where a female play partner was peeing directly in my mouth. She meant to go slow, but had to go so bad that when she started it came out like a firehouse and she couldn’t stop for like 30 seconds. I tried to keep up but eventually had to turn my head for a break Her relentless stream kept up with the same force. She was laughing hysterically as it was getting in my nose and eyes and forming a major puddle around my head. This was the hottest pee experience of my life. the feeling of being overpowered by her stream and the fact she couldn’t stop, I f
    1 point
  16. You sure filled that cup hahahah. Good work
    1 point
  17. I thought u were serious at first😂😂
    1 point
  18. Good writing is the key to a great story😉 well done @polecat
    1 point
  19. i have done another of me peeing in the toilet video i migth upload it 😁
    1 point
  20. this is part two of sarah's pee adventures, find part two here: https://peefans.com/topic/11859-sarahs-soaked-shorts-durians-first-attempt-at-peerotica/ Sarah opened the door to her hotel room, set her bag down on the floor, and let the door slam shut behind her. She inhaled deeply, smelling the scent of the room, the unfamiliar scent of the carpets and bedding, and also the scent of something more personal... her wet shorts. Sarah had decided to check in with her pissed-in shorts still on, the wet patch being somewhat dry now, but still damp. Had the lobby not been totally empty, sh
    1 point
  21. The Thin White Duke at his very best! A true live recording, no overdubs, the real deal!
    1 point
  22. Oh Nancy, this entire story is so wonderfully and vividly told. What a wonderful time you and Alex have together.
    1 point
  23. Hahahahahahahaha. Iam sure it would go over great. Farting isn't s fetish of mine, but I would still watch it hahaha
    1 point
  24. Ahahahah all of this because you missed to know we Always are naked at home Or at least in nightrobe...
    1 point
  25. I ackonwledge some will need fights and reflections before turning to friends But I sincerely look forward to achieve the change Now, for measurements, as the topic says… how long is you cock? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH from the pics it's yummy!!!
    1 point
  26. Ouch, delightful… Thank you for telling us… Love you...
    1 point
  27. Thank you for your words I Always considered you both sensitive and manly alike You know how much I like you... For the wastebin ahahahahah I pissed in many, both empty and with stuff in them, mainly at parties where I could not pee directly on the floor And about Birb999, that girl is amazing You guys can't yet understand what she is gonna give us all…
    1 point
  28. Yes it feels better, but to be fair, I could probably have held on to the end of the call, although that was more fun and a bit like @spywareonya, I don't believe in my bladder controlling me - I aim not to be in a desperate situation so I found a solution before it became a problem. The only times I get really desperate are generally when I want to get desperate to enjoy the feelings, but more often than not I will find somewhere to pee even when a toilet is not an option. I would love to see you squatted over a bin @chubbybirb999 I expect that you may not be able to do it as quietly
    1 point
  29. Well done on the quick thinking! I’ve peed in waste bins before, lol, but probably never as subtly as you 🙂 that must feel better!
    1 point
  30. When the call finishes, I'll just go and empty the bin, rubbish plus pee, into the outside bin. It is bin day today, so my pee will soon be sloshing around the bin lorry!
    1 point
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  32. Im dying to pee right now , I feel like im about to erupt i have to pee so bad. Im going to measure soon
    1 point
  33. One time out of curiosity i put tape over my slit to see if it would hold pee. Unsurprisingly it didnt work very well xD
    1 point
  34. Quote and agree wholeheartedly Riley is very sensitive and never likes to do clumsy things But our contributions are Always well received
    1 point
  35. "Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂
    1 point
  36. Must admit I have done in the shower occasionally, imagining how it would feel transitioning from holding in sheer desperation, to feeling the hot flood released.
    1 point
  37. I was terrified about daring to make the same question as Steve HAHAHAHAHAHAHA So your pee doesn't freeze? phew… I feared that it could become ice during the expulsion, and back-fire, or better said back-froze, directly into your bladder, making you EXPLODE
    1 point
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