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About Alfresco

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    Straight male
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    Love outdoor and naughty peeing. Both watching and participating!

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  • Favourite Thing About Pee
    Naughty peeing
  • Your Hottest Pee Experience
    Of equal standing: My wife being bursting and making me stop the car so she could flood the tarmac and another time going for a walk in quite a public area, she was bursting but didn't want to squat in case she was caught so she sat on my knee on a bench and peed between my legs. My trousers got wet but I wasn't complaining!
  1. Where would you see me pee?

    Well it is good to see you "a bit" back. For me, peeing in naughty places is the main key ingredient. From reading your posts, it sounds like being caught in your country could be particularly bad, so any public peeing is risky for you. I would love to see you peeing in a telephone box or bus shelter or in a car park stairwell for example. In nature, I would love to see you peeing into a river or stream - say off the side of a bridge or river bank, adding your golden stream to bless the moving waters below. For clothing, I love the fact that you don't wear underwear and favour short skirts/dresses. That is my favourite attire, so any of your normal outfits would be great. I would also like it if you were dressed up as an innocent character and taking a pee in a naughty place. An example would be something like a princess from a Disney film or a superhero. Pic below shows Tinkerbell, Alice (from Alice in Wonderland), Snow White, Wonderwoman and Superwoman, but I'm not saying they are the only ones. You may think these are too frivolous, so I would be equally happy with something like a Disney Villain such as Cruella Da Ville or Medussa. Whatever you do, enjoy doing it and I will always look forward to the pics.
  2. Wet Auto Shop Visit

    Excellent story. Loved the combination of just peeing where she is in the car and the fact that there was an element of revenge in there.
  3. Do they pretend not to notice or are they just so used to you doing it? What was the reaction first time they realised? Were they a bit shocked or intrigued or impressed?
  4. Pee shyness

    I already have on various parts of the forum
  5. Best place/event for pee sightings?

    I reckon music festivals and carnivals are the best bet if the videos on the internet are anything to go by. Personally I haven't had any chances to go sighting at these types of events (I live in hope for an excuse to visit one). My own sightings are mainly limited to girls peeing near nightclubs and bars either whilst waiting to get in or after they have been turfed out at the end of the night. If there is a queue to get in, there is a good chance at least a couple of girls will leave the queue to pee. Once the bar is closed, there will be girls needing to pee before going home - especially if they have been to a fast food place that doesn't have a toilet before going for their taxi.
  6. @ndr1968pz So I am presuming these toilets were multiple cubicles with doors inside a larger room. In which case, the teacher didn't shut or lock the cubicle door? If that was the case, maybe she HAD heard you cleaning the boys and wanted to be discovered. Whether that was the case or not, certainly a great sighting and an experience to be remembered. The fact that she didn't scream, jump up or try to hide herself makes me think that she wasn't worried and may even have liked being discovered in that position.
  7. A Question for the Sightseers

    The secret is to make them feel comfortable. i.e. first of all don't make it obvious that you are looking. A passing glance whilst you walk by is better than standing there staring! Secondly, have a reason for being there - often if you walk past, say sorry or excuse me and tell them you had the same idea or say that you are there for the same reason and then go and stand behind a bin or by a wall or something and either take a pee yourself or look like you are then they will just think you are peeing and no threat. Another point is to try and look disinterested. Be typing a message on your phone or look like you are otherwise engaged as you wander past. It is best if it looks like you've accidentally discovered them. In that case, they are more likely to be slightly embarrassed and feel that they are in the wrong, in which case, they will probably lower there eyes and cover their face, which actually gives you a chance for a better look. Bear in mind that most of these sightings are where girls are not that well hidden. Often it is a doorway, an alley, behind a bin or between cars, so it is not inconceivable that someone would walk past. They are not hidden in a private place. Sometimes the girl(s) will make a comment such as "Sorry, I was desperate", in which case, it seems natural to respond, so that does give you a little chance to come back with "Don't worry", "Not a problem" or (particularly if pee is obviously cascading across the pavement in front of you) "Looks like you needed it". They will often laugh in that case and it gives you a few seconds to enjoy the view - but previous comments still apply; don't overstay the few seconds required for the natural response, don't stop and stare and don't do anything that would make them uncomfortable. The other one is sometimes you can be sure a girl is going to pee, so you are tempted to follow her. However, only do so at a very discrete distance and again feign a lack of interest in her movements. Look the other way and let your peripheral vision tell you where she has gone to relieve herself. You can then follow once she is clear and chances are you'll go round the corner and find her squatting. If you don't, ah well, you've missed that one. However, if you make it obvious that you are following her then she won't pee and/or she will likely start shouting abuse at you for following her. Far better to lose a few sightings than to upset people. Remember that the more people upset girls peeing, the less likely they are to be willing to pee outdoors again in the future. You need to accept that very few sightings are going to be full on views of the whole episode of peeing and that often you may not see anything other than a bit of pee pooling on the ground. Sometimes you'll be lucky and get a view of well lit, fully exposed girl with a nice jet totally visible. Sometimes you will have a shadowed view of a figure crouched down in a corner, with her actions hidden by clothing, the object behind which she is hiding and the lack of lights. Take them all for what they are and don't be disappointed. Sometimes you can be out for hours and see nothing. Sometimes you'll see several sightings in a short space of time. It is just the way it goes. Going back to your original question - I would say the vast majority don't care - they are so desperate or drunk, they just get on with it. Maybe 10% would try and finish early, jump up and hide what they were doing. Another 10% might make some comment telling you not to look or to go away and maybe 20% might look embarrassed, say they are sorry and hide their faces. The percentage that get upset would be much higher if they thought I was trying to look rather than just accidentally discovering them.
  8. Piss drinking mixers

    I prefer to let my lady do the mixing. i.e. her pee tastes great neat if she has drunk lots of rose wine and lemonade.
  9. Yellow Ribbons and other 'tells'

    The other problem with a secret symbol is that people who don't know what it is are likely to ask what it signifies. A ribbon or bracelet like are mentioned above are common symbols for various charities or awareness events, so it would be natural to ask about it if someone didn't know. Far more realistic would be some kind of pin that anyone who didn't know would just think it was a decorative badge or broach but people in the know would recognise it. I wouldn't wear it all the time, but there could be times that it would make sense to wear it. It could be something like a Peacock - a very innocent symbol which is decorative, but the name peacock does have a link - or it could be something totally unconnected as long as it is not something that is already in common use. It would need to be a new design and only for sale via sites such as these otherwise it could be embarrassing if you struck up a conversation with someone who happened to be wearing a badge just because they liked it.
  10. Several experiences of this. There are certainly many toilets that I've been to that have notices to say that the facility could be cleaned by male or female cleaners. I know that the same applies to female toilets. Much as it might be considered a slight intrusion for a male cleaner to be cleaning a female toilet - they are not going to see anything as everything happens behind closed doors in the cubicle. They may well hear (and enjoy hearing) the women pee, but they are not going to see women exposed. Ladies cleaning the gents however is a completely different matter - the cleaner can clearly see the men at the urinals. Sometimes this would only be from the back and they can't see much, but there are circumstances that the cleaner could see dicks and balls. Personally, I don't have a problem with it and would actually go out of my way to try and be in the toilet at the same time as the cleaner. This has happened to me several times - see further below. Most usually, in the smaller facilities, the cleaner will knock before entering and on receiving no reply will peek in and only actually enter if there is nobody in the room. However, I've been in several places where there are more extensive toilets and the cleaner comes in without knocking and gets on with cleaning whilst the men are going about their business. Now, if the cleaner is already in the room, a new man entering the facility can see her presence and choose to go into a cubicle., but those people who are already at the urinals don't get that choice. Some examples that stick in my mind: A toilet at Legoland, Windsor. The arrangement was that there were several cubicles up one end, then several urinals, then a door which looked like a cleaners cupboard or something. I was stood at the urinal next to the cleaners cupboard when the door opened and a twenty something attractive girl emerged with a cleaning trolley. Turned out that it wasn't just a cupboard, but a service corridor, so she appeared right next to the urinal whilst I was in full flow. I didn't cut the flow or anything, but must have looked slightly surprised to see her appear right next to me. She didn't say anything but smiled an apology. I smiled back. She glanced down at my peeing dick and then looked back and smiled again as she walked on past to go and start cleaning. I noticed that she started by the sinks she was looking in the mirrors to see the action at the urinals. Several other guys came in whilst she was cleaning the sinks. Most had no hesitation in using the urinals whilst she was there, but a few went into the cubicles. I have used that same urinal several times since, hoping to be caught again, but never managed to get the right timing. Unfortunately, they have now changed the toilet usage and that male toilet area has been converted to baby change. Of course, there are still male toilets with female cleaners, but I don't think any of the other ones have that style service corridor. Another time was St James Park in London. I went into a toilet and there was a woman, probably in her 40s, mopping the floor. There were several men at the urinals and the two cubicles were occupied with another couple of men waiting for them. I went straight to one of the spare urinals and started peeing. She kept mopping the floor and actually progressed to mopping next the urinals, basically almost mopping around the feet of people stood there using them! The other one that was memorable was in a motorway services. This was quite a bit toilet area with two alcoves each having several urinals down each side. Normally what happens (or at least what I've noticed) is that if one area of urinals is being cleaned, the cleaner puts a barrier across the end directing newcomers to use the other urinal area. The cleaner then goes off and cleans sinks or something, then goes back to clean the urinal area when it is empty. However, this time, a female cleaner around 30 years old was in there cleaning sinks when I arrived. None of the urinal areas were closed off, so I went in for a pee as usual. There were about 6 urinals down each side and 3 other people peeing in that area. I thought she may go past the end of the alcove in her cleaning duties, so I took up a place on one of the first urinals so that I wasn't hidden at all. As it turned out, it wouldn't have made a difference as she came straight into the areas and started cleaning urinals, regardless of the fact that four men were peeing around her. As I was using the first urinal, she couldn't clean that immediately so she went to the second urinal, which was obviously right next to me. She cleaned the urinal whilst no more than a few feet from me and she had a clear view of my peeing dick. I was nearly finished by then, but I let the last bit out and gave a good shake before tucking my dick away and zipping up. She definitely had a good look. I then went to the sinks and washed my hands. I noted that she moved down the line cleaning the other urinals and had no qualms about cleaning right next to other guys either. One thing that might be worth noting if you want to get caught by a cleaner is that some toilets have those boards which say the toilets are inspected every 90 minutes or whatever and then have a display showing how many minutes until the next inspection is due. You can use this to your advantage in terms or working out when there is a good chance of a cleaner being in there.
  11. Pee shyness

    I don't generally have a problem, but the strange thing for me is that I'm more likely to be pee shy when stood at a urinal next to another man (even though that is the correct and accepted place to pee) that I would be if I was peeing outside in an alley way with people (male and female) walking by.
  12. Peeing at home living with parents

    My sister and I used to sometimes play house - often setting up a den in her bedroom creating "rooms" by using furniture and sheets. We used to pretend to cook in the "kitchen" area and play games in the "living area" We created a "bathroom" area which was the area between the foot of her bed and the wall. Both my sister and I peed on the carpet in this area if we needed to pee during our games. Another one was that we didn't have toilet downstairs, but we had stairs that went up half a flight had a middle landing and then another half flight going back the other way. This meant that under the stairs was a storage area (with door) that was reasonably extensive and turned a corner at the back. I set up an old metal biscuit tin in there which meant that we could pee go in there and pee in the tin rather than traipsing upstairs. I know - it wasn't far to go upstairs, but far enough! That was fine and I emptied it when necessary - never leaving it more than a day or so. I used to extract the tin and deposit the contents out of the front door (which was opposite the door to under the stairs). One day I peed in the tin, then got on with things and went back for another pee later on only to find that the tin was empty(!). Turned out that the tin had finally rusted and developed pin holes and my earlier pee had gradually seeped out into the carpet below! I threw that tin away and replaced it with a "new" one, but just let the pee in the carpet dry of its own accord. I also had bunk beds that were slightly away from the wall and had just enough room to get down behind them. I used to sleep on the top bunk and the bottom bunk was just spare in case we had visitors. One night I was busting for a pee but someone was in the bathroom for ages. So I got an old pair of trousers and put them on the floor down the gap, climbed in there and peed on them. I was going to stick them in the washing machine next day, but for whatever reason I didn't. So, next night when I needed to pee, I just used the shorts again. Unfortunately, my mum changed the beds next day and found them. She gave me grief, but I just told her I was desperate and couldn't get in the bathroom.
  13. Peeing in the shower

    Depends on the circumstances. I voted "standing up" as that is my usual position, but the actual peeing varies. If I really need to pee before I get in the shower then I sometimes open the shower cubicle door and pee into the shower tray from outside before I get ready and get in the shower. If I am in the bathroom alone then I often aim my pee up the side of the glass panels and watch the pee cascading down the glass and into the shower tray. Sometimes I will aim my pee upwards onto to my chest and enjoy feeling it run all over me before I shower off. Sometimes I simply let me pee go whilst I am showering and it just goes wherever it feels like - I I stand still and don't aim anything then it often seems to fall on my left foot. If my wife is in the bathroom (but not in the shower), I tend to just let it fall to the shower tray without making a big deal of it. She will sometimes notice but doesn't usually say anything. If my wife is in the shower with me, I will usually aim it to the floor near her feet. She doesn't want to be peed all over (shame), but I do sometimes "accidentally" pee on her legs and she doesn't seem to mind that. My wife also regularly pees in the shower. If I am in the bathroom (but not in the shower) she doesn't announce it but I see a yellowing of the water around her feet as she pees down her legs. If I let her know that I've noticed, she just laughs or says something like "whoops" If I am in the shower with her, she will sometimes open her legs and pee, letting me put my hand or leg in the way of the stream. There is one swimming pool that I sometimes (rarely actually) go to, where the showers are open communal showers between the changing rooms and the pool. Male and females shower together but always with their costumes on. I sometimes pee through my swimming shorts whilst stood next to a lady. I quite enjoy that. I always try and spot the women peeing, but it is difficult to tell as I think they pee when they are covered in soap and it is difficult to detect amongst the water and suds. A couple of times though, I have seen a woman washing herself, then stand dead still for about 30 seconds with her legs slightly apart. The water seems to change to a slightly yellow shade, then she carries on with her washing.
  14. Oldest pee sources you can remember?

    Stu & Ivan's was probably one of my first pee site discoveries. There was also a site freecams.da.ru, which featured various camera feeds - one or two of them were in toilets, which I liked.
  15. Making work interesting

    I have pee fun at work quite regularly. I spend 90% of my working time at home and maybe 10% or around 2 working days a month out on the road. When I'm working at home, I often have peeing videos or forums open on my personal computer next to my work computer. I drink a lot and if I'm on long conference calls, I regularly pee in glasses or mugs or my bin so that I can pee without leaving the call. Sometimes I decide to sit on a towel and pee into the towel. I love doing that while I'm on a call with people and they don't have a clue that I'm doing it. I did it this morning on a call with several other companies. When I'm out visiting sites for work, I always take tea and water with me in the car and I always make a point of peeing somewhere outside before I arrive at whatever site I'm attending. Often the other people I'm meeting arrive on the site and their first question is "Where's the toilet?". I wonder if they have noticed that I never ask that unless I'm there for several hours. Usually I manage to pee before arrival and then after departure.