Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[oliver2 3,899]

14 minutes ago, Pee Sensei said:

"get pissed on by my own house"

Am I the only one who visualized it with actual pee coming from the shower head?

PLUMBER [talking to self]: so, it goes from this drain to this pump to … huh, that’s unusual…

[WantonLee 823]

The first one he reads.... I do not quite get why he says "NO!" ... twice.... 🙂

[Johnboy777 3,460]

That's gonna be one messy floor...

[colette888 6,917]

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/

 

[colette888 6,917]

10 minutes ago, colette888 said:

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/

 

You can actually order a pair of those stained jeans, in fact it's not a fake site, but a genuine business...🙄

[GenericUsername 1,039]

On 6/16/2023 at 11:40 AM, Johnboy777 said:

That's gonna be one messy floor...

You don’t need to tell us twice

[Guest Wetling]

17 hours ago, colette888 said:

You can actually order a pair of those stained jeans, in fact it's not a fake site, but a genuine business...🙄

"Hey, you peed your pants"

"No, it's just my style"

"I don't believe you"

"Well, just touch it. Yes, right there." 😄

[colette888 6,917]

3 hours ago, Wetling said:

"Hey, you peed your pants"

"No, it's just my style"

"I don't believe you"

"Well, just touch it. Yes, right there." 😄

... In that case, those jeans are worth the investment, aren't they? 😏

[colette888 6,917]

this one is their masterpiece!

[Bacardi 9,135]

Guess I am country then lol.

[Sophie 23,065]

Anyone up for a challenge?

[colette888 6,917]

10 hours ago, Sophie said:

Anyone up for a challenge?

I always thought peeing should be one of the sports which could make the Olympics more entertainig...

[Sophie 23,065]

Only at Glastonbury!

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,515]

[Johnboy777 3,460]

[Ms. Tito 2,040]

6 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

Me

[Ms. Tito 2,040]

On 6/23/2023 at 5:07 PM, Bacardi said:

Guess I am country then lol.

Me too

[Ms. Tito 2,040]

On 6/15/2023 at 1:16 PM, WantonLee said:

The first one he reads.... I do not quite get why he says "NO!" ... twice.... 🙂

Idk if that says "pee" or "poo" 

[Alfresco 11,002]

18 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I'd be peeing under the shower if I could!

[CON2H4 583]

18 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

I seem to recall this

https://izismile.com/2014/04/14/the_definition_of_success_at_different_ages_10_pics.html

[Bacardi 9,135]

From my weird mobile ad group. 

[Kirby23 777]

On 6/14/2023 at 8:53 PM, Bacardi said:

I have so many things I've collected over the last few weeks to share lol.

 

 

My mother-in-law has this on a sign in her dining room! It's like a running joke (no pun intended) in their family - between my wife, her sister, and their mother, whenever they get laughing, there's always someone running for the bathroom!

[WantonLee 823]

On 6/27/2023 at 5:33 AM, Ms. Tito said:

Idk if that says "pee" or "poo" 

Hmm, looks like it was censored after I posted it.

I remember hearing it uncensored, and it was pee. 😉

[Maclir 941]

On 6/26/2023 at 4:54 PM, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I would....

[Tony89 1,346]