Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

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11 hours ago, Sophie said:

I would probably be Ronaldo or Ibra

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3 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I would probably be Ronaldo or Ibra

I quite enjoy starting with  a Ronaldo and finishing with a Giroud 😁

[Bacardi 9,133]

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Me if I caught someone peeing in my front yard. 

[Bacardi 9,133]

Peefans has officially infiltrated my Facebook pages lol.

Why pay $9 for a water bottle to pee in when peeing on the ground is free?

[Alfresco 11,002]

On 8/1/2023 at 6:16 PM, Bacardi said:

Why pay $9 for a water bottle to pee in when peeing on the ground is free?

And, peeing in the bottle in the car risks getting it all over the seat and floor mat - peeing outside on the ground has none of that associated risk.

Also, if you do want to pee in a bottle, just recycle a used wide mouthed bottle or even a soda cup and save your $9.  Fabric conditioner bottles are well suited.   Although it does look like the one in the picture has a shaped funnel to help with your aim.

[Bacardi 9,133]

I had such a stressful day today, wherein I spent most of it in the hospital. I went to pee and found the toilet up like this. Ya'll 💀 why does it look like a face???? I had a laughing fit in the bathroom just looking at it.

Also say hello to my foot lol. Cant be bothered to crop it out rn.

[DXR 694]

I always wondered why it was sometimes referred to as the "head".   Supposedly it has something to do with ships, but now I'm not so sure.  Or maybe the manufacturer of this particular one just has a sense of humor and was wondering if anyone would get the joke.

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[PeeOV330 104]

On 8/4/2023 at 8:26 PM, Bacardi said:

I had such a stressful day today, wherein I spent most of it in the hospital. I went to pee and found the toilet up like this. Ya'll 💀 why does it look like a face???? I had a laughing fit in the bathroom just looking at it.

Also say hello to my foot lol. Cant be bothered to crop it out rn.

A blessed and deserving soul got reincarnated 

Edited August 7, 2023 by PeeOV330

[Johnboy777 3,460]

 

I'll bet the water in this creek is a golden yellow...

Edited August 7, 2023 by Johnboy777

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2 minutes and 38 seconds in and the translation is quite pissy.

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Actually tracked down the image.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2m2gxe/urinating_into_the_pool_you_are_the_best/?rdt=50195

 

[DoctorDoctor 1,070]

On 8/4/2023 at 8:26 PM, Bacardi said:

I had such a stressful day today, wherein I spent most of it in the hospital. I went to pee and found the toilet up like this. Ya'll 💀 why does it look like a face???? I had a laughing fit in the bathroom just looking at it.

Also say hello to my foot lol. Cant be bothered to crop it out rn.

I agree that it looks like a face, but interesting design.  I wonder the purpose.

[Bacardi 9,133]

On 8/4/2023 at 9:19 PM, DXR said:

I always wondered why it was sometimes referred to as the "head".   Supposedly it has something to do with ships, but now I'm not so sure.  Or maybe the manufacturer of this particular one just has a sense of humor and was wondering if anyone would get the joke.

 

On 8/7/2023 at 5:27 PM, DoctorDoctor said:

I agree that it looks like a face, but interesting design.  I wonder the purpose.

I brought this toilet back up today with a friend and actually took some time to do some digging. 

https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/4ygRbB9oON

According to this, the notches that look like ears are for specimen collection. Makes sense cause I was in a hospital.

The other comments tho had my rolling. "So it fits your face perfectly when you vomit" 😭😭 

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