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[GenericUsername 1,040]

Found this restroom at a fast food restaurant. Gives off back rooms vibes lol

[DoctorDoctor 1,070]

46 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

Found this restroom at a fast food restaurant. Gives off back rooms vibes lol

Wow, that looks like a long room!

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,515]

8 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Found this restroom at a fast food restaurant. Gives off back rooms vibes lol

I would just use the trash can lol 😂 that’s to far of a walk 

[Peekid 214]

5 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I would just use the trash can lol 😂 that’s to far of a walk 

That’s a awesome idea 

[toseepee 726]

Which philosophy do you follow?

[oliver2 3,899]

[WantonLee 823]

3 hours ago, toseepee said:

Which philosophy do you follow?

Nietzsche, Diogenes, Kant... in this order, maybe... 😉

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,515]

[messedupinthehead69 9]

3 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I find this very funny because my ex use to get inhumanly wet every time she would climb on top. She was always embarrassed about it and I was always clueless until she showed me an image with a similar caption. 

[Bacardi 9,136]

Found these at the dollar store 🤣 I only really wanted the top one. Would stick it in my pants and wait for my first golden shower.

[Bacardi 9,136]

[DoctorDoctor 1,070]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I think the vibe would be very different if @Bacardi or a woman did this to me vs. another guy.

[Bacardi 9,136]

https://www.threads.net/t/Cuc72Vfu3Nu/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Quick summary: tiktok style scripted video of a man "peeing" in someone's front yard (moaning really loud) and someone walks up to him telling him to leave. The pee goes further and further up the second man as the video goes on. 

I thought it was funny 😁

[Ms. Tito 2,040]

On 6/30/2023 at 9:19 PM, GenericUsername said:

Found this restroom at a fast food restaurant. Gives off back rooms vibes lol

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

On 7/4/2023 at 10:28 AM, toseepee said:

Which philosophy do you follow?

Diogenes all the way 

 

 

Kant is a close second tho

Edited July 9, 2023 by Ms. Tito

[AlexWolf20 49]

Found on Facebook 

[likesToLick 9,799]

A woman wanted to surprise her husband, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. When her husband got home from work, he found his wife spread-eagled on the floor with the panties on. "You want some of this?"' she asked. The husband replied, "Hell no! Look what it did to your underwear!"'

[Bacardi 9,136]

One of my babies told me the other day that they didn't want to pee outside behind a dumpster (after I jokingly suggested it) because "Santa is always watching" and they didn't want to receive coal for Christmas. 

Take it as a warning. All public pee'ers will receive coal for Christmas! 🤣

[Guest Wetling]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

All public pee'ers will receive coal for Christmas! 🤣

It's a valuable resource. Do you think I will get enough to fuel my own power plant if I'm going to pee outdoors every day? 🤔 Sounds like a deal. 😄

Edited July 15, 2023 by Wetling

[A_AShes 463]

2 hours ago, Wetling said:

if I'm going to pee outdoors every day? 🤔

Dry carpets cry... in disbelieve...

[Alfresco 11,002]

13 hours ago, Bacardi said:

One of my babies told me the other day that they didn't want to pee outside behind a dumpster (after I jokingly suggested it) because "Santa is always watching" and they didn't want to receive coal for Christmas. 

Take it as a warning. All public pee'ers will receive coal for Christmas! 🤣

I will continue peeing outside in hope then.  Coal is costing over £500 a tonne at the moment, which is a serious expense for the railway where I volunteer.  We used to say to children on our Christmas specials that they would get coal if they were naughty, but these days - I am not so sure!

[Simpfan4 173]

On 7/15/2021 at 9:50 AM, WetDreamer said:

How wine is made..........

Is that why chardonnay tastes so good?

[oliver2 3,899]

4 hours ago, Alfresco said:

I will continue peeing outside in hope then.  Coal is costing over £500 a tonne at the moment, which is a serious expense for the railway where I volunteer.  We used to say to children on our Christmas specials that they would get coal if they were naughty, but these days - I am not so sure!

“We offset the carbon emissions of our locomotives by the use of terran urea injection”

[Remi 949]

   

Who is going for 3 points...

Edited July 16, 2023 by Remi

[TMN_Femboi 753]

9 hours ago, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

*attempts a bank shot*

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,515]

12 hours ago, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

Im going for a full court shot