JesseP

Bums are so wonderful, thank you to all the people who keep posting pics

Welcome back, love your posts

The relief must have felt so good as the pressure subsided. Thank you for sharing with us.

I had a few thoughts about different careers over the years but never plucked up the courage to do anything about it, or wasn't talented enough. I always wanted to be a rock drummer but can't play an instrument, nor have the timing, to save my life. The idea of being on a stage but not at the forefront would be amazing. Back when I was younger, I wanted to be a gynecologist. Not from a sexual viewpoint, just because medicine interest me and that part of it is a major part of human life. I am sure after a couple of days of sticking your hands up ladies bits the novelty will have worn

You should share your experiences, I am sure many of us would be interested in reading what you got up to.

Wow @beachmom It sounds like the cleaner was actually encouraging you, and to see your husband's stream must have been so hot.

I am abroad at the moment in a not very tolerant country, I had been out for a couple of beers in the afternoon and was bursting and thought should I take a risk with a hidden pee but decided the risk of arrest was higher so kept it in until I managed to find a public toilet. It was very very tempting to have a semi public though.

Hello and welcome, this is a wonderful forum, very well moderated, so enjoy yourself and have some fun

That sounds like an amazing session, I can't think of how to improve it to be honest.

Wow that is so horny, one of my things still to do is have a lady pee on my lap. I think I might have both wanted to pee a,d probably made a bit of a mess so to speak. Amazing!

What a wonderful relationship, and naughtier the better. Keep at it and let us know how you get on.

I have come to the conclusion you lot are all bonkers! Me too I guess as I read the whole thread. Here is my opinion. Toilet paper is designed so it disintegrates down the sewage system and causes minimal blockages. Lades who decide for whatever reason to piss outside are using tissue to wipe with which is far more robust. Also, it will depend on where they go, maybe under cover, maybe in the open, so the disintegration of the tissue will vary according to the location, the make, whether or not as @gldenwetgoose mentioned if is is rolled, folded or whatever. I have seen tissues

Yeah, I know I was wearing the wrong trousers but we had just gone out for a drink, then she wanted me to piss in them so it wasn't planned in advance. Plus she liked watching the colour change as I pissed.

That is an amazing description of a fun evening. I would love to be in your company when you were doing that. I would like to do the same but a bit more difficult as a guy, as I found out once when a lady friend wanted me to piss my jeans in the pub. I only let out a little dribble but it was so obvious I had to remain seated until the wet patch dried.

45+ here I can hold on for a long long time but is a wonderful feeling when I let go

There is some great stuff in Misterpoll but searching it is a pain, I click on various profiles and hope to find interesting stories from the links. LouiseP is amazing.

My lady friend did that in the pub garden, sat with no knickers on and pissed into the grass, it was wonderful to watch

A very Merry Christmas to everyone on here, another strange year but let's hope 2022 bring some fun to us all. Thank you to all the contributors, both male and female there are some wonderful posters. And a special thank you to the moderators you help make the forum what it is.

I am very visual, so the sound doesn't do anything for me unless I can also see that is happening. Listening behind a closed door, to me and I accept others have very different interests which is fine, has no real interest. At the end of the day each to their own, and this interest encompasses a whole load of variety and long may it carry on.

My favourite is to sit on a few towels, piss and straight into the washing machine. I also have bed protectors and use them occasionally but towels are my favourite.

I like to sit on one and piss into it, but nice view

I wonder if she usually uses the bowl to save the flight of stairs and the risk of the bathroom being in use when she gets there. I would have been tempted to ask 🙂 You should make sure your bladder is full next time you visit and see what happens.

Wonderful, love the view and the steam

Hi and welcome. UK here as well, there are a few of us.

That is some welcome back. What a horny story, thank you