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As ever, a beautifully detailed account of a magical moment. Sorry that you were in the position that you were so desperate that you had to wet yourself, but so good that you were able to turn it into a pleasurable release.
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The unexpected sightings are often the best. If you are out looking for sightings then that's great but you have to work at it and the reward isn't always the best. However, if a sighting is presented to you on a plate like that then that is a true bonus - perfect timing at the right location and in this case not even hidden behind anything, so there's no reason to feel guilty about looking - it isn't like you crept up to spy on her. The fact that she was brazen enough to be peeing out in the open is brilliant as well. Some of my favourite sightings have been when girls just choose t
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Watching my girlfriend (long stories!)
Alfresco replied to JDG's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Sorry to hear that you are having hard times @JDG, but great to hear that you have both enjoyed a weekend away and some outdoor peeing. The BBQ area sounds like an idea location, but I'm very surprised you discouraged the peeing in the car park by the waterfall - I totally get that you were trying to protect your girlfriend and I don't know just how busy it was there, but if my wife were to propose peeing somewhere like that then I'd be so interested that I don't think I could bring myself to stop her. It is probably a bit different though as my wife would only consider peeing outsi -
How do you avoid splatter when peeing in the sink?
Alfresco replied to Foobar's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Yes, that’s fine and good advice if the desire is just to pee cleanly, but I think @Foobar wants to enjoy the fun of peeing in “naughty” places that are not the toilet. Yep, totally get that - splatter in the sink is a non issue. For me, with the technique I mentioned, I don’t get any outside the sink. I may try an experiment with putting tissue around the sink to test as that would show any splatter. -
Love this, but I can see several easy improvements which would make it better. First of all the stopping of the loco is by complete cut of the voltage causing it to jolt badly, nearly throwing the truck off the track at one point. Each of the stops could have either a controlled reduction in voltage, a pulse width modulated control to reduce the speed or even a simple capacitor which would allow it to roll to a stop rather than jolt. A bit of experimentation may be required to get the stopping point to be accurate. Same also applies for starting off which is very jolting. Also, the ro
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How do you avoid splatter when peeing in the sink?
Alfresco replied to Foobar's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I don’t generally have any issues with splatter. Maybe it helps that I am tall, so my penis naturally hangs into the sink rather than having to aim upwards. The factor of angle of incidence equalling angle of reflection as described by @gldenwetgoose is definitely a major factor. In a bathroom sink I pee down the front face so it just flows down rather than impacting it and therefore no bounce back. In the kitchen sink I do tend to pee along the left or right side, which again avoids perpendicular impact. Once done, a quick splash of water is all that is required to “flush” and is much l -
Sounds like a very honourable profession and there are probably families who would love to have a maid just lie you to carry out exactly that role. The problem is finding them as they are probably reluctant to admit their desire when advertising for a maid. I agree that just taking it upon yourself to randomly pee in your employers home would not be professional. However, if the householder is sufficiently into peeing, they would probably not object, so in order to make it professional, the terms would need to be negotiated into the contract so that expectation is clear on both side
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I have to agree. I would love to be able to pee on demand and not be limited by bladder capacity and the need to wait for my bladder to refil before being able to have more fun.
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Just came across this one of a girl peeing in a bin in a fitting room.
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Satisfying Leather Seat Relief
Alfresco replied to Starks2010's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Definitely the best way to relieve yourself in a scrap yard. I know it is quite common for people to pee on the ground between cars, but I suspect few people elevate the experience to peeing inside the cars. I haven't had cause to be at a scrapyard in years, so I haven't enjoyed this experience, but I have peed inside three abandoned vehicles in separate situations. One was a car abandoned by the side of a road with police aware stickers on it, in which I sat on the passenger seat, pulled down my trousers and peed on the seat. Another was an old bus which I visited a few times and pe -
Holding my husband - Couples pee
Alfresco replied to Sophie's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
The only aiming assistance I've had is when Mrs A was stood at the sink in the bathroom cleaning her teeth and I went in to have a pee. I stood at the toilet, immediately to her left and started peeing noisily into the water. She took her left hand and gently took hold of my penis and directed it slightly away from the water to reduce the noise. She was successful in her aim, but I had already started and she was just making an adjustment. We had a bit of a laugh about it afterwards. -
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Alfresco replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I've never found that the sea is too cold to pee in it. If it is too cold to swim, then it is just a matter of peeing into it from outside rather than entering it to pee. -
What coordinates do you piss in?
Alfresco replied to Sophie's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
Depends on where I am and who is around. If I'm at home alone then I often use the sink, so way off the board. Otherwise at home then it is a variable between E5 and G3 depending on how I'm feeling. If I'm in a public toilet and not using a urinal (a rarity I know) then definitely E5. However, sometimes it is a case of it goes where it wants to start and I then correct it, so I might get C2, moving down to E2 and then across to E5. Occasionally I have a split stream to start with and I might have B1 and H8. As they converge, I move towards E5. And, the big question -
I had an interesting one the other day. One of the suppliers to my project is a largish hardware/software integrator company and I deal on a regular basis with a project manager who is a nice lady, who I'll call Sandra here. Although most of our meetings are by telephone, I have met her in face to face meetings about 5 times over the last year, when we meet with a group of suppliers and customer representatives; about 10 people in total. She is quite down to earth and practical, about 5'9" tall, blond hair, thin build, in her 40's. At the face to face meetings she is always well presented,
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Tipsy girl after day drinking
Alfresco replied to Havelock's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Definitely one of those days that started out with low expectation of enjoyment but turned into a memorable outing. You lucked out there and I'm sure you won't hesitate to attend future events. Maybe you could even chat to her, end up talking about the joys of getting a little tipsy, the lowering of inhibitions that allow people to enjoy themselves and be more relaxed and then steer the conversation so that you can slip in that you admired her courage in peeing publicly last time and that she shouldn't feel ashamed at all. You never know, it may make her even more relaxed about doing it -
Men pissing where ever they want.
Alfresco replied to Jessdoitjr's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
Don't know much about Russians, I'm only really speaking for the UK. Here people are very happy peeing outdoors when they are drunk, or doing outdoor activities in rural areas such as hiking, kayaking etc., but not so much during the day in a town/city. -
Found this one of a girl peeing in an abandoned building - confirmed by the Tweeted comment: And this video shows a woman peeing in a hard hat inside a deserted building (first part is a guy peeing in her mouth. Second part shows her peeing from 1:53). https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6185f4ae58828 Pisshunters did a whole series of girls peeing in an abandoned building. These were not typical urbex people though - just girls in need of a pee and finding the building to be a suitable secluded place. It was obviously near some event or popular plac
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Just spotted this thread so apologies for being late to the party, but: 1. I probably generally act my age (early 50s) but I still do plenty of daft things and spur of the moment things that maybe more suited to younger people. I still have desires to do things that younger people do but those around me (mainly my wife) are not interested so some of those things don't happen. 2. Favourite age would be when I was at university so around 20 years old. I was young, free and single, enjoyed lots of activities and had enough free time that I could do all these things without worrying a
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Do girls actually pee on the floor at party
Alfresco replied to piss63's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Admittedly it is a small sample and maybe a biased audience, but it shows that girls are more concerned with their privacy and not exposing themselves to others and are less worried about peeing in inappropriate places as long as they get their privacy. Meanwhile guys don't care about being seen to be peeing outside so they would do that rather than damaging the carpet. -
Here is the account of my visits to the shops/flats that were due to be demolished. The thread includes pictures of my pee being released and puddles left. Storage room at back of shops Garage behind shops Inside the flat There is a twist to this story in that when I returned to go back in the flat another day, I heard voices and it seemed like squatters were living there. So on my first visit, I may have inadvertently peed on a bed that was still being used! Nothing I could do about that at that point though, so I quickly left. Soon after, the security fence was improv
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As well as the above, I once found an office building that had been stripped and had broken windows. I went in there to have a look round and peed on the concrete floor. One other I have posted details elsewhere on the site, was a row of shops with flats above. There were planning permission notices saying it was to be demolished and I got in round the back and went upstairs to one of the flats where I peed in several rooms. I also peed in the garages behind and some outbuildings over a period of several weeks.
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I have never really done urbex as a targeted activity, but I have taken the opportunity to look in some empty buildings if I have happened to find them. Near me there was an estate of old army houses and they were gradually working through them, knocking them down after families moved out. I was walking by and needed to pee so I went behind one into the garden expecting to pee out of sight at the back of the house but I found that there was a downstairs toilet which opened onto the patio by the back door. It already had pee in it and the water was switched off so I think someone had use
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I have no issues with gender neutral toilets. If they have urinals in them then I would use them, but I do think it a bit unfair because ladies can see guys using the urinals whilst the ladies will generally lock themselves away in a cubicle/stall. Of course, if a lady chooses to use the urinal then that’s even better.
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I like the idea. I can see several facets that would work and a few drawbacks, but here are some thoughts. In a geocache, you normally go to a location find the cache and as far as I know, you add to it or change something in the content, maybe take a pic to show you were there. For the pee version, I think the obvious idea would be to pee there, take a pic of the puddle with some identifying feature of the location, publish the picture in a thread and give the geo location details plus any useful information such as “Great place to pee near shops in <town name>” Any reader
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Probably a bit late for response now, so sorry that the site has failed you on this one. We don't do valentine's in a big way because we consider it to be major commercialism and just another excuse for companies to make money out of people. I do tend to get Mrs A some flowers and a card but fairly simple. We usually go out for a meal, but we do it on a different day because the actual day is usually really busy in restaurants and we prefer to go when it is quiet. We never have liked to conform with the rest of the population.