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Following @CON2H4's lead, I thought I'd have a go: A lady who got off a train, Walked home down a dimly lit lane, She needed to pee, Where no one could see, So she hovered right over a drain! A lady who went to a store, Could hold onto her pee no more, The toilets were locked, Which made her feel shocked, So she let loose all over the floor. There was a young lady called Flo Who needed a place she could go She peed on the floor By a seldom used door But she got it all over her toe. There was a young lady called Clare Who

She is aware of my interest in pee, but she is not aware of this particular experience. She has no problem with me peeing outside or in the shower etc or in the garden and she will indulge me with some of that herself, but I think some of the things I do would be beyond her acceptance so I don't tell her.

I have done it loads of times on park benches etc., where I have peed out of the leg of my shorts. As @Paulypeeps says, misdirection is often the key. Most people don't even look at someone sitting on a bench in a park, especially if that person is looking at their phone or reading a paper or looking through their bag for something, so a quick pee off the front of the seat is easy to pull off. I have done it in a pub where I have wet the upholstered bench seat behind a table whilst eating my lunch. Nobody is going to detect that one, but the problem for men in trousers is that you e

Yes agree. They were using it to get a chemical whereas we prefer the fresh stuff, which may not be as good at washing clothes but it certainly isn't going to cause any harm. Earlier today I loaded the washing machine and then peed into the door of the machine onto the clothes before closing the door and starting the machine. Saved a flush in the toilet and I enjoyed it.

I agree to a large extent - especially if it is an outdoor situation such as a park. I've been caught countless times and most times nobody is bothered, but there are a few people who think it is disgusting and say so. I don't want to upset anyone and don't want to cause a row, but I usually point out that there are no facilities and therefore not much in the way of options. OK, so I don't let on that I could probably have easily held it until I got home or even that I deliberately left home with a full bladder, but that's my business. I do get why people might be upset if someone pe

All sounds like a lot of fun. I would have to agree with the comments that @beachmom has said regarding my own situation. My Mum and Dad never minded me peeing outdoors, even around the house, e.g. patio behind the house or on the drive. We didn't have a basement so can't comment on that one. However Mum did once find that I'd been peeing on the carpet behind the bed and she wasn't impressed with that one so you might have more of an issue with her acceptance on carpets and furniture. My sister and I had a den in the loft with some comics, games, books and seats etc. which we us

Of course it did! Why would I suspect anything else? Well if you feel like sharing when you have the time, I'm sure that account will also be welcomed......

Gotta love absorbent fabrics. Nice job in soaking it and yes, I would also love to wear a jacket after you had treated it.

Totally love your attitude, @peecurious94 as well as that of your mum. Brilliant that you drive around in public naked and enjoy the reactions of other people. Even more fantastic is the relaxed and open attitude between you and your mum. You are a great example of what people could be if they weren't so influenced by societal norms and the restrictions imposed by that. I always love reading of your experiences. Thank you for sharing.

Pee was actually used as an agent for washing clothes going back to Roman times. They even had pots out in public places for people to pee in them and then people from the laundries collected them up and took them back to the laundry for use. In some parts people peed in pots and sold their pee to laundries, which is where the phrase "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" indicating a poor person comes from - as in they were so poor that they didn't have a pot to piss in so they couldn't sell their pee to raise money. https://montrealgazette.com/opinion/columnists/the-right-chemistry-l

That was a brilliant encounter @colette888. Your details and way of describe it made me feel like I was there and also enjoying the view. You were so thoughtful to be helpful to the lady in distress but really were totally hoping for it to happen this way and got your reward. I hope you also later returned the favour and allowed her to witness your own relief.

I wouldn't worry too much - he didn't know you and he probably wasn't bothered. It is still a shock to be caught, but most people are ok with it as long as you are not being a brazen exhibitionist or doing it in an offensive manner.

That conjours up a great image of you spraying the wall whilst trying to grab the bin. I hope nobody realised anything was amiss and also hope your presentation went much better once you were relieved.

Fully understandable, but I would say they couldn’t really object given the circumstances. I remember being with a group from work going out for some drinks at a beach resort with plenty of bars. We had been at one place and drunk a few then moved on and we’re waiting to get into another. The boss (a guy around 35 years old) said he really needed to pee and one of the girls said he should just go on the beach and face away from people. He did that and several of the guys joined him to do the same. Unfortunately I didn’t need to pee at the time and also unfortunately none of the girls

Both Very nice, but I’d take Tornado out of the two!

Love the story and very believable situations. You obviously know a bit about railways @Apple78 and that makes the background much better. Oddly enough, I saw a 37 stabled in a siding today as we went through a station on a passenger train, so this was a very timely story.

Yep, totally agree and I definitely have days where I decide to avoid using a toilet all day. It might not be practical every day to completely avoid using a toilet, but I do always ensure that at least some of my peeing every day is done away from a toilet and generally at least one outdoor pee per day, preferably more.

Great story @sd91. I love this girls attitude and the way she deals with her condition as well as having understanding friends. To be honest, she probably didn't need to worry about peeing outside at Notting Hill carnival as there would be plenty others doing it as well. I wonder if you were inspired by any of these which are from Notting Hill? I instantly thought of the video that shows multiple people peeing in a basement courtyard when I read that Ciara did exactly that. I am sure many of these courtyards get a good dose of pee that weekend every year. I would love to own one an

Always happy to hear more! I'm sure that you must have also had to pee several times and would be interested in whether you had any displays of your own peeing for the photographers or others. This certainly sounds like a great photo shoot.

Nice situation. You already said that you also needed to pee, so did you pee there as well? Possibly swap with one of them as a guard?

Thank you for the detailed account @Bacardi. Sounds like a lot of fun and you would benefit from more practice, so hopefully will do it again. Maybe try standing IN the tub for a few times until you get the technique sorted? Sorry you ended up with cleanup to do, but I am sure it was worth it!

Your early morning pee on the beach sounds idyllic. Just you alone attuned with nature. I have done similar when I have woken early and gone out for a cycle ride. With nobody around I have openly peed next to the lake in places where that would be impossible in the day because there would be too many people. On a calm quiet morning it is so natural and relaxing.

I am guess that is NOT the toilet then! Sorry, couldn’t resist, but it seems fair to assume from your posts that you don’t spend much time in an actual toilet.

I totally agree with what others have commented. A fantastic story which is both original and extremely hot. Thanks @gyrate, I definitely look forward to any further contributions.

The problem with any family - not everyone has the same attitudes or even morals and respect. However, I think that here we have far less negativity than most internet forums. As for getting married, much as I am honoured by your proposal, I am sure we could have a great life together, I am afraid that ship sailed 25 years ago.