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I used to have an old wooden bodied living van (the type that would travel behind steam traction engines to provide accommodation for the crew). One night for a reason that I can't remember, my Dad stayed in there and I wasn't there. In the morning I asked how he got on and he said it was fine, but he found the window was an awkward height to pee out of. I laughed and said "Why didn't you just pee out of the door then?". He said that thought just never occurred to him. I have visions of him stood on the bench by the window hunched over so his head wasn't hitting the roof, trying to ai

Another great account @PeteK123 and thanks for sharing it. Sounds like you have had a great few days that you will remember for a very long time.

@gldenwetgoose sounds like your wife is starting to accept you peeing outside when the need arises. I know you have said before that she would protest. That's good progress in itself and I'm glad you had an enjoyable pee. Location looks ideal for pulling off with a caravan. Hope you had a good weekend away as well. Since I'm here, I'll mention my most recent outdoor pee too, which is a similar, sort of circumstance. We had been somewhere for the day, finished up at a little cafe/diner place and had something to eat and drink. We left without using the toilet and it is 1.5 hours ho

I would absolutely love to go to something like this. The way that people and girls in particular just pee anywhere because their need overcomes their inhibitions and probably because they copy others doing the same. It never ceases to amaze me how many girls wear one pieces that have to be peeled down to pee when they go to these events though. Not complaining, just find it surprising. I would have thought that girls would wear clothing that was easy for peeing - skirts or loose shorts for example. Maybe they don't expect to pee outside or just don't think about it until they get t

That was a very open position. Nice catch, thank you.

Not a lady here, but my wife and I went to a place in France, I went to the toilet and found that it was a squat toilet. When I told my wife, she decided to pee by the car instead! She didn't like the idea of the squat toilet at all.

I don't know about almost caught. That sounds like very definitely caught - I guess caught by the guys and almost caught by the girl. Question is.... If she was with them, why was she hanging back? Maybe she also stopped for a pee?

I also saw the video but didn't know she had wet herself whilst hanging upside down. What amazed me was that the feature got on national TV news!! There are hundreds of clips of people doing daft things that go viral, but what made that one so newsworthy? The real irony is that the reason she went viral was because her tits were on show and yet on the TV they had to blur them.

Nice to see that some were happy to pee outside.

I have read the story now (thanks @gldenwetgoose) excellent experience @Sarah_Hiker31. Did anyone else follow your lead and avoid the squat ditch toilet after that?

Yes, I've seen people do that as well. The giveaway is that they stand still for far too long before progressing any further - or they get straight back out again!! Agree entirely. Most people don't have any awareness of what is going on around them. In a swimming pool, someone peeing is not very obvious at all unless they make a show of it and of course most people don't make a show as they either think they are being naughty and don't want to draw attention or they are having fun enjoying themselves but think that other people might not approve, so again, they don't want to draw

Probably way too late to respond @Sarah_Hiker31 as you said your picnic was "soon" in December. However, in case it is useful, I'd agree with what's been said above. It does depend greatly on location and to some extent the attitude of others. Chances are, if you are not near toilets then everyone in the group will need to pee at some point (unless it is a short picnic with very little drink and a short drive back home). So for example, if you are having a picnic in the middle of some woods or near something that gives cover like a wall, hedge, bushes or large rock, then the natural t

Excellent news @MidoriLemonade85. I am so pleased to have been able to help support you and encourage you. Now your time in the pool will never be the same again. New found freedom, no need to get out and drip water everywhere whilst going to find a toilet, no need to limit your drinking so you don't need to pee. In fact, you should drink more as it keeps you hydrated and your pee will be lighter and even less detectable to others. You will now be looking forward to swimming on holiday for true relaxation. And believe me, the only people who will notice you peeing are those that a

Pee whilst climbing - not a lot of choice really, but here is a picture for clarity :

I don't know for sure which way to take her reaction. The fact that she didn't call you out about it right away is probably promising. It could well be that she either is slightly interested in pee or even just doesn't mind you being interested in peeing and is offering you the chance of some fun. HOWEVER, as others have said, there is a risk that she is trying to trap you and cause you to do something that could be considered as misconduct. Tread carefully and although it probably goes against every instinct in your head (other than self preservation), it is probably best not to reac

I have done this. I'm not a regular wetter, but do it now and again and love the feeling. I have definitely had days where I try to keep peeing small amounts to keep the clothes slightly damp and warm in order to avoid the cold clamminess that comes with wetting fully and then letting it dry. If I get really desperate then sometimes I squat down and pee a larger amount so it runs round my balls and bum and runs through my trousers to escape. I let the majority of the residue run off before standing up. That way it stops the legs getting wet. I always stop peeing before I'm empty so that

I have thought of this idea before as well. I see events where there are rows of portaloos, then an area fenced off with male urinals inside - either troughs or those ones that you stand 3 or 4 people around them. I thought that it should be easy for women to have something where they just squat over a grating in a similar enclosure. Just a grating on stands would be an improvement over the way ladies currently have to pee on the grass behind the portaloos and end up with a muddy soggy mess. With a grating in place, they can pee anywhere, the grass will still soak up the pee and it won'

A difficult situation for sure. Like others have said, maybe you will have to take advantages of times when she is out of the house, or improvise other options elsewhere. I guess it depends a lot on what exactly you want to do, sounds like you enjoy pee play and sex in the shower. In all reality, she isn't going to think for a minute that you never have sex, so would it be that bad for you both to go in the shower together? I know it might be a bit embarrassing that your mother in law knows that you are up to something together at that time, but she will probably be OK with it. If y

Hmm, totally agree that showering at 3am when you were just going for a quick pee is not really what you want to be doing, so I see that won't be great for her. Maybe the bucket will work. Either having the bucket in the bedroom or put the bucket in the shower so that it doesn't matter if it spills.

That was a great experience. I hope that now she has seen the convenience of the shower, she will continue to do that on a regular basis. Hopefully you do too, to have fun, but also to encourage her. No reason to trek downstairs when there is a perfectly good shower. In the past I have stayed in places that have a shower or sink in the room but no toilet, I always use whatever facility is available to pee rather than trek to a communal toilet. No point in having to put clothes on and grab your keys and walk down the corridor when there is a shower or sink available. The same appl

Remember that if you ask for a bathroom in the UK or Europe you are likely to be pointed in the direction of a room with a bath, so unless you want to pee in the bath, then you might like to use the word toilet or the equivalent in the relevant country. Be careful you translate the correct word as, for example, in French, bathroom translates to “salle de bain” (room of bath) so you need to translate toilet which gives you “toilettes”. Similarly with restroom. That is a place to rest or relax and would translate to “salle de repos”.

That's ridiculous, although not the first time I've heard it. Surely littering constitutes leaving something which is not meant to be in the environment, doesn't degrade quickly and is unsightly as well as potentially needing to be cleaned up. Pissing in the countryside is the only option if you are out for more than a couple of hours, it soaks into the ground almost immediately, actually assists nature and is exactly what every other animal does. The only way I could possibly see the littering charge being used would be if that tissue, tampons, pads or packaging of such items were left o

Love your reasoning @vanessa9. I have several times seen ladies in the gents toilets at big events where the queues for the ladies are long, but each time they are queuing for the cubicles although they seem to be quite happy watching the guys using the urinals whilst the wait! I would love it if one time a lady came in and used the urinal for a change, that would be fantastic. As for pay toilets - I totally agree with @WateryMoose that I would find an alleyway or other place rather than paying to pee. I know I am a guy, but I think ladies should also boycott paid toilets and pee outs

Brilliant night @Great Horned Owl. I wonder whether your fiancé's sister had informed her of your interest in peeing - the fact that she asked you to go into the toilet and help her take her nylons/tights down and then wasn't bothered at all about you staying in there with her. For her then to ask you to wipe her and pull her tights back up as well. She may have just been steaming drunk and not caring about anything and not being at all capable and I could certainly see that in that condition a girl might not care about making you leave the room first, but to actually ask you to wipe her,

A great experience @swekiss. I agree with @gldenwetgoose that I never come up with the right words quickly enough in a pee related situation. However in hindsight I would suggest it would be an easy get out - you only needed to say "Be careful in there, someone has made a right mess. I even had to wipe the seat before I could go." That would totally deflect the blame away from you and alert him to what he was expecting to see. Anyway, you got away with it and that's the main thing.