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I would love to have one of those for my wife and SIL as both are huge pissers with capacity of 2 plus liters! The wife is a hard explosive pisser while SIL is a VERY long steady light to moderate flow that goes on for four minutes. She has a monster bladders, holds 2.5 liters.

So true. I have seen some very fast hard pees. My wife is one. She can release a liter in 20 seconds! Two liters in 45 seconds!

Some women are like this. My MIL is a hisser and tinkles a lot, albeit for three minutes or longer though. She is so sexy when it takes her forever to drain out!

No, door was shut. I was outside the bathroom.

Addendum: With respect to women trying to "hide" the sound of their pee. Most times women will use the porcelain or edge of the water to mitigate sound effects. However, on occasion a woman will go the other direction from starting her piss by hitting the edge of the water or porcelain and then mid to late flow start flowing or pouring into the water. The question is why: could be her flow diminishing which changes the trajectory or it could be deliberately especially if the flow sound effects happen early in the piss. Comments please from women and others.

Update: Old Bag woman visited my house again to dtop off some career related stuff I was helping her with. She was out running errands and carrying a 30 oz jug of water. Her clothing choice was better with a tight black mid length skirt and white blouse with lacy bra underneath. Not a bad figure as her clothing was more sleek. We talked for 15 minutes right by the bathroom which is near the front door. Before leaving she stated, "can I use the bathroom as I have more errands to run?". Of course, I said "yes". She quickly pulled her panties down and let out a 25 second moderate pour straight in

Was she loud to begin with? I know women who adjust their positioning to not be as loud. Some succeed, some don't. I remember one in particular when I was listening to her at the county public library. I heard her twice. First time she poured straight into the water and loud and fast as I have ever heard a woman drain out. Very exciting with my heart beelating rapidly. When she entered the bathroom on another day I was so excited for the flow she would unleash, even before a drop was released. She tried to soften the sound of her piss by aiming her flow to the porcelain. No dice. She was so lo

Hi All, Usually I am good at pee stories and since I have been into pee for 50 years I think I know quite a bit about women and their pee habits. However, there is one topic where my knowledge is lacking and I really need advice from women who are active on this forum. Men can comment if they know of a particular woman's behavior. Do women try to adjust their flow in the toilet so they are not as loud in the bathroom for fear of being heard? Do women pay attention to their flow - Do they know they hiss, pour, splat or a combination? I have discussed this with my wife and she never ca

You are totally normal. When I was younger I would sit bear the bathroom of a local library and listen to all the women pee through paper thin walls all day on Saturdays. Afterwards I would go home and jerk off thinking of them. I still rehearse those tapes in my mind years later. Horney Old Owl

All, We had our financial advisor over for some estate planning. She came pranching in blazing a corporate look. A very tall woman of 5.11.130, wearing short tight black dress with bronze buttons, 3 inch heels. Long wavy brown hair, a lot of bling with big rock on her wedding finger, bracelets jiggling, leather attache case and computer bag. She looked like a Wall Street woman dressed up in Sax Fifth Avenue clothing. About 38 years old and smoking hot with a slender toned figure. She stayed for an hour and a half. I wish she would have stayed longer. I was a good host as I kept feedi

Hi All, A different character this time around. I sometimes volunteer at the career center to help between who are in job transition. A woman client of mine asked if she could meet with me to discuss IT careers which I have experience in. She visited my house once before and emptied her bladder prior to leaving. Client is a matronly 65 year old lady at 5.9.160 pounds with neck length grey and black hair, divorced, full "C" cup, dark blue baggy dress, grandma looking shoes, little makeup. I really felt sorry for her as she needed a complete makeover along with social skills training.

Thanks for the advice. I could just respond with a new story from an existing post but I like the idea of merging my posts on the various characters for simplicity sake better . Is this something that an administrator do? I hope so as limited with technology skills.

All, As many of you know I have a very sexy MIL that stays over at my house very often as the house is closer to her work. Last weekend the MIL was particularly desperate during her morning pee. Despite being in her mid 50s she is still very sexy with a curvaceous body and holds her bladder all night. However, she is extremely full and desperate in the early morning. MIL rushes to the toilet in her slinky sleeveless lacy pink nightie with matching panties. As I am waking up my penis is erect when MIL huts the toilet as she starts hissing and splattering very loudly on the edge o

All, My MIL and her girlfriend had a day of shopping then returned home late in the afternoon for several hours. I have seen the girlfriend before but have not heard her pee until last Friday. Smoking hot married girlfriend was wearing white silky blouse, black pleaded mini skirt, very lacy white bra with full "C" cup, three inch heels, wavy shoulder length brown hair 1980s style, 5.8.140 pounds, lots of bling with bracelets, hoop earrings, plenty of makeup, choke collar necklace and large rock on her hand. Not only was she attractive but had a very engaging personality as well. The

All, As you know I am an older dude who has a gorgeous wife and am blessed to have my SIL and MIL as frequent visitors. They practically live here for logistical and familial reasons. The three of them have monster bladders but all piss differently which makes the pleasure that much more intense. We were going out to dinner and a show in the City when the SIL who is the primary instigator said beforehand let us not piss when we are out, and that includes you Tiny. It will be a game to see how would be the most desperate and fullest when we got home. I know we I was going to lose. I h