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Man, I’d like to think so

@KylieK Did you pee yet? 😉

Alternatively: post a pic here and wait for it to collect 🔥 and ❤️

Go find somewhere like that & let it out girl ❤️

… and rapidly from 5/10 to 7/10

Pissing into the Irish Sea in @Bacardi’s general direction

Plot twist: did masturbate, but haven’t pissed yet

Third coffee of the day is warming my heart and filling my bladder. I’m going to have to do something about that at some point …

I am irresistibly reminded of dropping down low to talk to a cat or a child without intimidatingly looming over them For me, it’s generally stand; I’ve squatted on the beach to pee if that was a better way of doing it discreetly with people around. In the middle of the night with the lights off is another good time to sit

Domme wltm sub to clean up after me 😉

OMG the reaction memes to this whole concept 😂

So I was talking to someone here (you know who you are 😉) about the delights of peeing against a wall & having the result pool on the ground, and uploaded something to erome and, bugger me, it had collected 40-50 views just like that, immediately. Makes me wonder who’s watching me and ends up with warm cunt juice or semen all over themselves 😈. Now, if only I was confident a neighbour was watching me with similar intent when I have a discreet piss in the bush behind the car before driving off somewhere…

This is a bit of a running gag amongst my beach friends - you get these pockets of warm water near the beach, most likely from the interaction of sun and currents. Or because a bunch of people just pissed there… Other giveaways could include: - a knowing look - a sigh of utter bliss - spreading their legs instinctively

* when

Did you piss in a diaper 10 min after posting this? 😉

Dang, she’s onto us 🙈

Well. Given some hard floors with drains to clean up into, and maybe something like https://bedjet.com but capable of washing through a mattress with water mist then air… well. Well. I don’t like the idea of my house smelling of piss, or of having to spend hours on end cleaning it so it doesn’t, but… Mmm, just being able to whip it out & spray… 💦

No, well, I can’t claim to have got anything like 100% of my cum into the toilet. More like 0%… though a lot of it will find its way down the drain, eventually…

I’m impressed you can aim well enough to get any of it in the toilet after that - the residual cum certainly screw up my aim accuracy 🙈

A pnu! (How do you do…)

Instant creampie for @MidoriLemonade85 😉

Is there a good word for something like 69 but with a threesome (other than “confusing”) 😉

Some dick-waving must have been involved …