Bacardi

No 😂

In a pile of laundry my husband left next to the laundry basket 🙄🙄

I would prefer clear, mostly unscented streams. Probably because I'm a water snob and my pee is always odorless and colorless.

Not really a movie, but I'm in the middle of watching The Walking Dead again.

Sounds like a good time to me! I still do my regular piss by the dumpster at work. Nothing naughty indoors and everyone is home and can catch me peeing.

This is like my ultimate fantasy lol. I wish I could pee wherever I wanted to. Carpets would be my go to.

You mean the Xbox Alexa? Lmao. We're big gamers in my house and are planning on picking up the PS5 at launch if we can. We'll probably end up getting the new Xbox too at some point as we have a console from every generation on each side of the industry, as well as a gaming PC. Im definitely a Sony girl to the very end.

I'll do whatever you want bby.

I'll be the girl of anyone's dreams I love pissing on the carpet!

Again, you sound like my kind of dude lol.

This is the best lol. I love naughty fitting room pees!!

I've never tried lol. I'm also not very skilled in the art of pissing while standing. Ill have to work on that.

A shitty one.

I dont have a desk job. I got one of them "essential jobs, one that requires me to wear a skirt every day. I usually end up holding it till I can get the trash out, which is enclosed. I shut the large wooden doors, pull my panties to the side and let it go on whatever trash has built up around the dumpster. I also fantasize about peeing in the perfect little corner in the back room. There's no cameras and concrete floor. I've always just wanted to squat and have a quick pee back there!

You sound like my kinda dude!!

Teleportation. Free travel anywhere I want lol! No more airfare for me to pay!

I'll use the word piss in my every day language. But if I'm talking about my fetish I'd prefer to say pee. Idk. The word pee just turns me on more. I guess just because my fetish developed when I was real young and wasn't allowed to say the word "piss." It hits differently.

I hang a sign around my neck that says "I'm into naughty pissing" and wait for a suitable mate to approach me. Lol, I wish. I'd love to find a man to naughty piss with.

Ya'll wild with this kink shaming floating head of judgement lol. Now any time I see someone kink shaming naughty pissers all I'm gonna see is the mans giant head that I saw in my dreams. If I had it my way anyone would be able to pee anywhere they wanted and there's be no floating heads of judgement to stop them.

Oh EP days. I found that website when I was a teenager and miss it so much. My all time favorite story was about a woman who was in a gardening store and needed to pee. She said she wanted to pee on the plants but there were too many people so she went to the bathroom and peed on a floor plant instead. She stood on the side and the first time she peed it hit the wall and floor behind the plant. She said "no biggie!" And stepped back to finish her pee in the plant. I loved it!

I have a husband and some kiddos living with me that have zero clue about my fetish and love for pissing on the carpet. Actually I've had my fair share of naughty pees, but nothing like any of these dreams I always have.

I suppose that will cause myself to pee in my dreams lol. I'm always afraid of waking up from one of these dreams and wetting the bed. Who knows. I don't live with my mother anymore so I can't do it in that bedroom. Just gotta find a secluded place in my house to do so!

I've been gone forever, doing this stupid school work so I can get this degree I've been working on for years, but one thing remains: I still love pee! It seems like once or twice a week I have I'm having dreams where I'm completely naked, alone in my childhood bedroom at my mother's house (of age, of course) and I find the perfect spot, drop to a squat, but before I get to pee something stops me. I've had one dream where a giant floating head flies past my windows and sees me, then yells at me to quit it and use the toilet. This last one I had I moved an art caddy I had in the corner of

I don't work in an office, and I don't have the balls to naughty pee at work, but I have my spots lol. In my backroom there's tons of spots I ca squat and have a sneaky pee, in different corners of the store there's no cameras and all that good stuff! I can't, but I sure have fun reading about other guys and gals that do!

I'm not in college. I live at home with my husband and kiddos.