Bacardi

Today was a rough day, and during my shower I felt like I needed to do something to excite me a bit. Or, I guess I should say after my shower. Because once the water shut off and I was wringing out my hair I found I had forgotten to pee and had to go. No biggie, really. Since the water wasn't running I squatted down and took a few seconds to pee near the drain and had to kick my pale yellow piss down to the drain since there was no shower water to wash it down. It was fantastic, lots of fun and kinda naughty! So, with a huge smile on my face, I stepped out of the shower and picked up my phone.

I do every once and a while. It really pisses me off because it's always so hard for me to go back to sleep after I get up to pee. To walk around the bed without waking up the hubs, go into the bathroom, turn on the light, sit, pee, wash hands, then walk back to bed? The entire process wakes me up completely and I usually have to take another melatonin to go back to sleep. Too bad I can't just pee on the carpet next to my bed.

Well if I'm at home I'm always commando. No panties and no bra. Out in public is different of course lol. I dont even like going to the mailbox without underwear on.

There was just a huge prostitution ring bust in my city. IMO if they made prostitution legal there'd be more protections put in place for the men and women who choose to partake. Thus making it safer for everyone involved.

Well someone gotta let me into their house first lol. I'll pee on anyones carpet if they ask!

I do now. I had done a stellar job at avoiding peanuts before that I didnt carry one before. I was an idiot.

I grew up baptist (my babysitter was baptist and would take me to church with her) and I remember the first time I said "oh my god!" in front of her she slapped me across the face and told me to never take the lord's name in vain like that. I was like 8 years old at the time and never said it again until I was like 16 in the 10th grade lol. Now I'm atheist and don't care.

Never have I ever purposely eaten a peanut. I ate one accidentally a few weeks ago and my lip swelled up and I spend the evening in the hospital.

A camera to do what lol. I don't want to be filmed! I'm already shy enough as it is.

On my way to live out this fantasy.

We will see lol. Man I need a friend to do this with me. It sucks doing it alone.

Yaaaaay! I'm ready to get off on your anecdotes when you are! And hotel pissings...who doesn't cum to them?

I second the potted plant thing lol. I've seen others suggest really watering down your urine so that it barely leaves a stench/sight, like if you're naughty peeing in a hotel. Try dribbling here and there, that's a massive turn on for me and clean up is easy!

The only person I have ever told was my now ex boyfriend. We were fresh out of high school, I was a virgin and he was not. When the whole fumbling around, making out in his apartment staircase, and awkward sex in his closet away from his little brother thing just didn't turn me on anymore I finally got up the courage to tell him that my thing was piss. Boy, worst experience of my life. He literally laughed at me. He asked me if pissing my pants as a child is what triggered it and called me disgusting. From then until we broke up months later every time we got intimate he would ask if I w

At my old job I cleaned the men's room once and found someone had peed in the apparatus that held the toilet brush scrubber. It was flooded, tons of piss was under it and on the floor around it. I couldn't help but to wonder which one of you guys did that to me lol.

Ahahaha. Most of the time no, it's for safety reasons. This expensive phone's not gonna end up in the toilet on my watch!! And I'm too timid to record myself 🤒😞

I usually have to check around before I pee in a toilet because I aint tryna sit on pee droplets or have a camera recording me or something lol. After I check I take my phone out of my pocket, pull my pants down, sit, pee, wipe, stand, pull pants up, flush, wash hands, leave.

I've been out and about recently and had the opportunity to leave some puddles behind in fitting rooms. It really in strange how your body immediately tells you "Wow, this is such a perfect place to go!" Like I felt like I could have peed in both fitting rooms lol. But they were both concrete and there were people around outside of me. So it was no go. But man, I'm gonna need to go again cause this weight is falling off of me fast. I've gone down two jean sizes since like December and I still need new clothes. I will have to keep you updated lol. The sears near me is closing too, maybe I'

I had a Male OBGYN for my entire pregnancy, and nothing was ever weird or uncomfortable for me. If I had one more I'd go back and see him again cause he was a great doctor. The person I delivered with was a woman and when it came down to the last few pushes before it was deemed I'd need an emergency c section she said "You need to get serious, you need to push your baby out." Like I had been serious the last 3 hours Inwas pushing. Needless to say I wish I would have had him instead.

This has been a literal dream of mine. Rushing into a place to find they don't have a bathroom, or it's broken down or something. I'm so fucking desperate and can't hold it so I grab a shirt off the shelves and head straight to the fitting rooms where I pull my pants and undies down, squat, and have a nice long piss all over the floor. Too bad I'm too chicken shit to do it lol. Ill just have to fantasize.

Hahaha. You defiled that person's mail.

Lol. I've done that before. Got tired of the hubs piling his laundry up next to the fucking hamper so I've been using it as a toilet for the last week or so. He went digging for something the other night and said "Ugh. I think the cats have been pissing on my clothes." Then he picked them up and washed them. Less work for me, more fun for me. Win win right?

Yeah just about the same. I try to make sure all the doors are closed and they're far away when I do my naughty peeing, but kids can be sneaky sometimes! So far no issues, but I can see how that would be a doozy to explain. LOL!

Lol, I've been getting off to the stories on Misterpoll for years. There's some genuine (and liquid) gold all over that site.

Usually lay down some toilet paper. When I'm in my job bathroom I contemplate locking the door and pissing over the drain or in the corner somewhere, but there's a camera leading up to the bathroom and everyone would know it was me.