Bacardi

I dont have a desk job. I got one of them "essential jobs, one that requires me to wear a skirt every day. I usually end up holding it till I can get the trash out, which is enclosed. I shut the large wooden doors, pull my panties to the side and let it go on whatever trash has built up around the dumpster. I also fantasize about peeing in the perfect little corner in the back room. There's no cameras and concrete floor. I've always just wanted to squat and have a quick pee back there!

You sound like my kinda dude!!

Teleportation. Free travel anywhere I want lol! No more airfare for me to pay!

I'll use the word piss in my every day language. But if I'm talking about my fetish I'd prefer to say pee. Idk. The word pee just turns me on more. I guess just because my fetish developed when I was real young and wasn't allowed to say the word "piss." It hits differently.

I hang a sign around my neck that says "I'm into naughty pissing" and wait for a suitable mate to approach me. Lol, I wish. I'd love to find a man to naughty piss with.

Ya'll wild with this kink shaming floating head of judgement lol. Now any time I see someone kink shaming naughty pissers all I'm gonna see is the mans giant head that I saw in my dreams. If I had it my way anyone would be able to pee anywhere they wanted and there's be no floating heads of judgement to stop them.

Oh EP days. I found that website when I was a teenager and miss it so much. My all time favorite story was about a woman who was in a gardening store and needed to pee. She said she wanted to pee on the plants but there were too many people so she went to the bathroom and peed on a floor plant instead. She stood on the side and the first time she peed it hit the wall and floor behind the plant. She said "no biggie!" And stepped back to finish her pee in the plant. I loved it!

I have a husband and some kiddos living with me that have zero clue about my fetish and love for pissing on the carpet. Actually I've had my fair share of naughty pees, but nothing like any of these dreams I always have.

I suppose that will cause myself to pee in my dreams lol. I'm always afraid of waking up from one of these dreams and wetting the bed. Who knows. I don't live with my mother anymore so I can't do it in that bedroom. Just gotta find a secluded place in my house to do so!

I've been gone forever, doing this stupid school work so I can get this degree I've been working on for years, but one thing remains: I still love pee! It seems like once or twice a week I have I'm having dreams where I'm completely naked, alone in my childhood bedroom at my mother's house (of age, of course) and I find the perfect spot, drop to a squat, but before I get to pee something stops me. I've had one dream where a giant floating head flies past my windows and sees me, then yells at me to quit it and use the toilet. This last one I had I moved an art caddy I had in the corner of

I don't work in an office, and I don't have the balls to naughty pee at work, but I have my spots lol. In my backroom there's tons of spots I ca squat and have a sneaky pee, in different corners of the store there's no cameras and all that good stuff! I can't, but I sure have fun reading about other guys and gals that do!

I'm not in college. I live at home with my husband and kiddos.

I think I may have a story or two here. Do I have to go through and add the tags to my stories manually?

For a while it was like clock work for me. Even if I hadn't drank any water or peed right before bed, I'd always wake up between 4 and 6 am burstint for a pee. I'd get so pissed because I could hardly ever get back to sleep, and I love to sleep lol. It doesn't really happen anymore tho. I usually sleep through the night.

Not really. I hate the snow.

When everywhere you go, you're on the look out for quiet, naughty places you can stop and have a quick pee if you need one. And if you're not me and you're able to act on it, you do lol.

Mmmmm...nah. No table either lol. Just carpets or floors for me!

I would love to be able to do this! When you gotta go you gotta go.

Soft! I don't like peeing on furniture though. No clothes or blankets or pillows either. I'll just take the carpet outside of the bathroom.

I'm not sure what that is, but if it's not carpet it won't be as fun. That's okay. I'll pee anywhere. It's probably safer than carpet cause it's easier to clean. Yes yes yes yes. I've been meaning to write out a story about a girl peeing around a house party, starting in a closet. Closets are fun to pee in!

Anywhere there's a carpet and it's considered naughty 🥰

Naughty peeing, carpet peeing, public peeing. I tend to be more into women than men.

I've been on a Grease kick recently. Got Summer Nights stuck in my head and have been listening to it nonstop.

My list is kinda short. 1. My bath mat 2. My husband's clothes that he never picks up on his side of the bed 3. Behind the dumpster at work every night!

On facebook, my other social networking sites, and fanfiction platforms I use a fake last name. One of my biggest fears (aside from being doxxed/hacked/whatever) is that I'm going to put in all this work in college and then an employer is going to dig up my trashy, smutty, fanfiction and deny me a job lol! I'm sure with the different names and emails I used it's still possible, but still. I try to be careful. Once you post something on the internet it's out there forever and you can never get it back. I've even cut down my use of Facebook because people are getting fired left and right for pos