Bacardi

Sì 🤪

Would you still love me even if I were a slice of Swiss cheese?

I don't particularly care. My husband sometimes tries to carry on conversations with me while he pees. He'll leave the door open (which irritates me....close the door when you pee please so we don't have to watch you 🤣), pee, and talk about whatever and I can't hear him half the time cause he pees so loudly. But other than it being mildly annoying, it doesn't affect me positively or negatively. It is what it is.

I masturbate by squeezing my thighs together. I've been doing it since i was a child that way when I discovered my pee fetish and just never grew out of it. I've never liked touching myself between my legs, and vibrators do work for me over my clit, but I prefer to squeeze. It's discreet and I can do it anywhere I want to.

You forgot your wide angle lens! But I still love the little cheek and Florida Man thighs 😍😍😍

It's not so much pee, but peefans has definitely contributed to the incline in my mental health over the last few months. I probably hit my lowest low after I was hit by a drunk driver, and without getting too detailed here I saw the end. I was so depressed, struggling with my family and in so much pain that the American Healthcare system didn't seem willing to help me get better. I couldn't work, couldn't walk, couldn't cook, aka all the stuff I really enjoyed doing, and i didn't think my life would ever go back to normal. But where my real life friends and family fell flat for me, my p

So Goofy 🫶🏼💖

Was in the shower this evening minding my own business and decided to have my ritual shower pee. My pee was real yellow and visible because I've been sugaring myself up a lot recently cause of my period (i had my cup in while in the shower so no blood). I watched it run to the drain and realized a little too late that there was something blocking the drain. My eyesight is so poor without my glasses so I thought it was a bath toy I forgot to get out before my shower or a clump of my hair; either way it had to go. I bent over while still peeing to pick it up, so there was definitely pee surround

*bladder But damn this is hot. I wanna be claimed for someone's territory 🫠

I prefer to not have any vocalization in the porn that I watch. Especially not the fake, overly done moans and groans some of the porn stars do. A giggle here and there is okay, maybe a sigh, but full on talking about it just makes it seem so scripted in my mind and turns me off. So I try to avoid them when searching for new porn.

Probably outside lol if this is a continuation of the last question. If not then I'd probably just find a boring toilet 😅

God bless the men of peefans 😭😭🫡

I have never clicked the follow button so fast. I love watching men shake their penis after they pee 🤩🤤👅

I never have either, but fitting room pees are my favorite. I have only had the guts to pee on a napkin someone left behind just a little bit. I just picked it up and threw it away afterword because I would have felt guilty for leaving a puddle there for someone else to clean up.

Tomorrow is mother's day here in America. We celebrated today, so I want to wish all peefans moms a great mother's day! We see you, we see how hard you work and how much you love your families. So to all moms, step moms, angel moms, and moms to be, have a great day and know you are loved and appreciated!

This is what I do with my son because he too is too young to go into the men's by himself, and even if I thought he could I don't think he'd want to. I just tell him to turn around and face the wall when I pee lol. When I was little my dad never took me into the men's room with him. He would tell me to hold it or find somewhere with a single stall for me to pee in.

I usually prefer thicker carpets, like the carpets you find in homes rather than hotels. I guess cause it's what I have the most experience peeing on, and when it comes to my porn I tend to like hotel videos less. I think a lot of it depends on who I talk with. If I'm by myself and watch/read some porn I usually don't feel like having a pee in the sink or floor or whatever. But I can think of two occasions where I was having really hot conversations with some friends on the forum and decided to have a pee somewhere different: once in a mug and once on the floor in the corner of my bed

I don't often lay down and take baths, but every day in the shower I usually pee 🤗

Every time I walk on the treadmill (as I'm doing right now) I always have this intrusive thought that tells me to pee on it cause I wanna see if it comes out on the other end lol. Won't ever do it cause I don't wanna short it out. But it's an urge defiantly 🤣

Probably in the corner of my bedroom. It was the first pee I ever had on the floor of the first home that I own 😁

There is space in our other contacts and dms too, oysterman 👀

Even bigger farts

Found in the wild. I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

This one. Although I cant imagine working at a job where I can't pee when I need to 🫣 that sounds horrible lol. But if it game down to it I guess a sneaky pee in the garden sounds great. If the garden wasn't available maybe I'd pee on the carpet in the hallway. I enjoy peeing in hallways.