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Standing pees by women must be relatively rare, and so to actually witness one from the one woman who neglected to shut the door is especially lucky. Then again, it's possible that these occur together more often than by chance, both being a tendency of women who don't care too much about doing what's expected.

If you hadn't written the actual poets you were trying to emulate, I might have guessed that this and maybe even the next one were written by Dr. Seuss. Speaking of which: I don't like a naughty pee. Sam I am, it's not for me! Would you, could you, in the dark? Would you, could you in a park? Would you, could you, on the floor? On a shelf, or out the door? Would you pee your pants in class? would you pee out on the grass? Would you riding on the train? or would you, could you, in the rain? Would you soak a fitting room? how 'bout peeing live on Zoom? Would you soak the ho

It's also difficult to believe though, at least for me. Nudists peeing outside in the view of others is one thing, and not too hard to imagine (though some other nudists here have said even that is frowned upon at their nudist cultural gatherings). However, spraying everywhere and not caring if it splashes all over your own legs, or even on the people around you? Nudists are not some kind of unsanitary bunch who walk around dirty all the time and don't mind being covered in random other people's bodily fluids. That story makes it sound as though nudists are barely potty trained...

I might, in limited instances, be interested in this kind of roleplay if I were in the caretaker role, helping guide a woman to go pee. This wouldn't be nearly as interesting as us BOTH roleplaying together in a younger role though, like pretending we were kids playing hide and seek who had to find a place to go. It must have been a good experience to find someone who understood your feelings about this and was willing to play along.

Oh yes, urinals are certainly possible to touch with genitals if they're the type that are recessed into the wall roughly at crotch height. But toilets no--unless while sitting. I don't know why anyone would want to do so with either, however, in a public restroom. You have no idea who else has touched them.

At the toilet (when standing), I stand close to but not touching the front, and stand up straight (not leaning forward), so I'm peeing mostly down but still somewhat forward. I can't see how anyone would touch the toilet with his (or her) genitals when standing, unless one is far too young to be reading this forum--the rims of toilets are well below the knees of an adult! Nothing is a turn-on about using a public toilet, if anything it's unsexier than using a home toilet where things are more comfortable and less dirty. At urinals, how close I am depends on the type. The ones that are rec

It definitely is from the pee having to squeeze between folds of skin. It's possible to make somewhat of a hissing sound with foreskin as well if you pinch it together so the stream has to pass through a thin slit. The same happens with a garden hose if you cover most of the end with your finger. It seems there's a quite narrow range of width where a stream of liquid will hiss, similar to how difficult it is to make an opening that will cause a stream of air to whistle. If you cover your mouth too tightly it sounds like a "raspberry", if you don't cover it enough it's just a silent breath

"I'm only happy when it rains"--maybe that rain is golden for her... Miley Cyrus? When did she say something about peeing??

No, it certainly doesn't hurt--at least not unless my penis is not fully inside when I zip up! Most of us guys pee this way most of the time, at least that's what I assume. I don't fully unbutton the waistband and undo my belt unless I'm sitting down to pee (most often when doing the other function at the same time), the rest of the time I go though the zipper. Depending on the underwear, I either take it out through the fly of that as well, or pull the front down so it can stick out over the top of the elastic. It is really convenient to be able to do. I don't exactly shake, more like sq

Standing seems rare, but high squats are quite common. Once a friend of mine, who clearly wasn't used to peeing out in nature, had to pee while we were walking along a trail. After much hesitation, she went standing right in the middle of the trail, facing along it (I don't know why she didn't sit or squat facing the bushes). Although we'd seen each other naked before, she faced away from me, which also meant I couldn't shield her from view. This may sound exhibitionist, but trust me, she wasn't like that at all. This was the only true standing position I've seen, in the sense of peeing forwar

It's a shame she didn't ask you to help. Though seeing as your girlfriend was there, it probably wouldn't have gone over well with her even if your guest had.

It would depend on how I know this person. If it's someone I know through work, particularly with whom I directly interact and/or is in some sort of hierarchical relationship with me, or if it's someone I deal with in a client/professional sort of relationship (like a doctor I'm seeing, a therapist, a career counselor, etc.), then I'd try to ignore it as much as possible when I'm around the person. The more serious the circumstances in which I interact with this person, the less I want to picture the person in a pee video. However, if it was a friend of a friend, or someone I run into sometime

I love the phrase "sun kissed sparkling pee"

That last one is your most daring and open muffin pic yet...

I think most kinds of fetish dating skew heavily male, except maybe in the BDSM scene, where everyone is kinky (and many are into more extreme things than pee). I think pee dating has to happen in one of a few ways. One way is people on a forum such as this one start talking and get to know each other, and then agreeing to meet. Unfortunately most of the women here seem to already be in relationships, though I'd imagine there are a few who are single. Another way is if there were pee-related real-life meetups, that start with many people in attendance rather than one on one. Then people might

While trying to look up information on Indian toilet habits, I came across this: https://qz.com/india/401725/indias-bizarre-and-occasionally-horrifying-obsession-with-urine

I agree with everyone in that other thread that if you're in an old cracking falling-apart building with ivy reclaiming the walls and graffiti all over it, a little pee is probably a very insignificant addition to the state of decay. I'd be more worried about peeing in an alley in a nice part of town myself. If you're in a place that's not currently occupied, but it looks as if it could still be restored to working order, then that's a different story.

It's great to have a woman who can tell you all about how she experiences it.

Do these actually go together, or is it just two women who happen to have a similar nose and hair color? I've seen the pic on the right (peeing) before, but the one on the left was never with it.

Is that the milky way on your top?

Hmm... an interesting idea. I actually recognized two of the spots where they filmed, and I must say they have some audacity. The one with the stones lined up in rows, that's an outdoor theater where a large theater production is performed every summer (as a matter of fact I believe it's going on now...). And the knoll in the bend in the road, there's a little parking lot next to there where I've seen tourists stop to walk up to the knoll to take selfies with the ocean in the background (it's also a good spot to start a weekend hike, which explains why I was there). Someone could have easily s

Wow! In broad daylight? You are sure getting daring!

No, radioactive pee doesn't glow. However, there IS a dye used in certain eye procedures that is excreted in the urine and turns it fluorescent yellow. I know because someone posted a photo on Flickr of neon yellow pee saying it was from that. Given that it's OK to inject this fluorescent dye into the eye, I'm sure that playing with the resulting glow-in-the-dark pee isn't going to hurt anyone.

Yes, that usually isn't hard. There were a few times when I have had to poo quite bad and hardly had to pee, when the former came first and without pushing--otherwise it takes much less relaxing to pee, and they seem to never happen together for me. So peeing first and collecting it doesn't seem like a big deal.

I've heard of those toilets, and wondered if they work as well as they are supposed to--both for women with messy/backward streams and men who pee standing, even if they understand how it's supposed to work and act accordingly. It all depends on the pee falling in the front of the toilet in such a way that it runs out through the urine outlet and doesn't splash into the rear part of the bowl. Though for guys I imagine hooking up a urinal attachment wouldn't be too hard.