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  1. Being a scout when I was a boy taught me many skills, some of which have been useful through the years and some totally useless. One of the most useless was learning to read Morse code. That is... until now. I work a half mile from home in a very green and very spread out city. When the weather is user friendly I walk to work. Most of my walk is through a huge park so it's a pleasant commute. Last week I was on my way home - strolling casually while listening to music through earbuds. On the sidewalk in front of me I saw 3 small dark wet spots in a line. They were very fresh as they
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  2. Right. I have threatened to do this since I came here, so now is the time of truth. I did a video of me doing a wee on my computer chair. Just for a giggle - nothing to get turned on about. A small willy doing an impression of a garden fountain. Very ornamental - put it in your garden and you'll have the "Gardener's Question Time" team round in a shot ๐Ÿ˜… https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/VID_20190217_214140 JP
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  3. This morning I was out and about.As soon as I left the house I knew I would end up peeing outdoors somewhere.Sure enough I eventually found myself heading for a place I found a few weeks ago and have posted about before.On the edge of a wooded area behind an old brick outbuilding.I'd been to a couple of other places including a supermarket before I got there,so by now I really needed to pee.I quickly pulled my jeans and boxers down past my thighs and began peeing up against the stonework.I think I let out a small fart as the pressure released.It felt good and there was a dark patch clearly v
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  4. @lovestoseepee @speedy3471 Ghosts are real About their scientifical explaination, it is a bit complicated Scientists studying these things works in secrecy for Governments and divulge these things only to restricted groups of people A ghost is a disembodied soul A soul is a quantistical being that does in&out from bodies A ball of electricity housed in a pocket of Space and Time instead that in the soft wet matter of our brain, that operates as a router while we are alive, and allows the soul to use the body as a proxy to make experiences
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  5. Hello. I'd like to introduce myself. I am Reginald. I'm clever, witty, and quite handsome (or at least I think so). And oh yes, one other thing - I'm a dragon. More correctly, I should say I 'was' a dragon. I am writing this long before you were born. I would venture to say it is long before your grandparents were born. As I look down across the meadow to the nearby village I see a simpler time than I can imagine by time these words are read. A most beautiful and somewhat magical time. My village (actually not mine per se but the humans') is not more than a cluster of log built homes with
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  6. There is a rule that you can only start 3 new conversations per day, unless you're a gold member in which case you can start unlimited conversations (gold members also have unlimited inbox storage too). However there's an important thing to differentiate here: There is no limit on the amount of messages any member can send per day. A conversation means a brand new thread. But you can reply to existing conversations limitless times. So even if you're not gold, you could in theory send 100 messages back and forth in a day no problem. But you can't create more than 3 new conv
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  7. You are soooo lucky to have such a controlled stream. Here's what mine is like: The image is not to scale ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  8. My flow is completely all over the place. I have been tempted to sit down when forcced to use a loo, but that's what girls do ๐Ÿ˜„
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  9. I would consider my flow control average. My stream usually comes out like straight down when I sit on the toilet. Not amazing I try to use my fingers but if I pull to far in a direction it just kind of sprays๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  10. You should tell him that you have needs as well because marriage is a two way relationship. Just bring it up to him and see how he reacts, he probably just doesn't know๐Ÿคท and he may be more than willing to help fill your needs if you talk to him. I hope this helps!
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  11. As soon as I pushed down I started peeing and had to run to the toilet grabbing myself and holding with all my strength to have like the most relieving wee ever๐Ÿ˜‚
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  12. Also did a quick gif if anyones interested ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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  13. A very original and clever idea for a story.
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  14. Yay!!! You posted videos!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ Very nice!
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  15. Yeah we had some stuff in the car (shopping bags) that we put under us so we didn't get the seats wet.
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  16. this is part two of sarah's pee adventures, find part two here: https://peefans.com/topic/11859-sarahs-soaked-shorts-durians-first-attempt-at-peerotica/ Sarah opened the door to her hotel room, set her bag down on the floor, and let the door slam shut behind her. She inhaled deeply, smelling the scent of the room, the unfamiliar scent of the carpets and bedding, and also the scent of something more personal... her wet shorts. Sarah had decided to check in with her pissed-in shorts still on, the wet patch being somewhat dry now, but still damp. Had the lobby not been totally empty, sh
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  17. Sarah had to pee. Real bad. Only thing was, she was miles from a restroom, driving down the interstate in her boyfriend's shitbox Civic, headed to see family in Texas. The hot, humid air was not making the situation any better, and the air conditioning only worked intermittently. "Fucking hell I need to peeee! ...." Sarah moaned, wiggling her fingers in between her legs, holding her crotch as she squeezed her legs together, trying to hold it. At that moment, she ran into a particularly deep pothole, the impact traveling through the car's susp
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  18. You silly cute boy!!! I adore your pics so maybe, as I SO ALWAYS FUCKING SAY, other girls could too!!!!!!
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  19. Young girls are superficial Older women areโ€ฆ mighty They know what they want and want a man that inspires them mascolinity You are very manly because you carry a heavy burden on your shoulder In a pub fight, I would pay money to have you by my side
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  20. This is so much like what I have always thought.
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  21. i forgot to put Straight male on my eroprofile profile now i have ๐Ÿ˜
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  22. I usualy try to be high class when people are around But in my privacy, I swear even to say I'm happy for morning sunshine My kind of Sunday Morning is "May "god" die of heartstroke and fall with his huge ass from heaven on my neighbours loud car crushing it, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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  23. I actually swear so so much in my everyday life lol. I just get used to not swearing cos of my work
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  24. I finger no less than 2-3 times per day Never less, often up to twice those numbers During the weekend I have sex no less than thrice per day, usually more, and at least a couple of blowjobs as I love to drink cum Your friends here around already expressed exactly what I think of that TALK to him Maybe you miss the way to communicate? Your contributions here Always proved you have in incredibly sensitive personality: how can it be it fails to break through? I give you my strongest hugโ€ฆ the silly thing I that I am half lesbian and love se
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  25. Oh ok i think i understand these things are interesting but i don't want to get invovled tho
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  26. Wow. It's rare for me to go more than 48 hours and I usually manage at least once a day. But my levels of horniness are much less consistent than they were when I was younger. Back then I was always horny, now I get days when I am much less in the mood than others. I take meds which also impair my libido. It's been months since I contributed a story on this forum due to not being motivated or interested enough. In which state of mind inspiration for anything good is in any case lacking. And it sounds to me as if your husband is being sexually selfish. It should be a two way street as othe
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  27. Hot as fuck, if you pardon the language!
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  28. It doesn't work like that Woodoo is NOT Voodoo Woodoo is a kind of psychological manipulation It instills a compulsion in the target, but is blunt, and usually bad Voodoo summons REAL entities, real like you and me You can raise your arm and caress or hit somebody who's blind or asleep and thus doesn't "believe" you are there, isn't it? Thus these Forces can TOO But they are much less neutral on the axis Good-vs-Evil than Hollywood describes them: they are aligned with Good, a stern and sometimes kinky or even bloodthirsty Good, yet Good nonethe
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  29. Another nice lazy Sunday piss in bed hahaha. Good work. Thanks for sharing
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  30. Boundaries are important. I hope no one pushes you past yours
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  31. Clear and open communication in a relationship is important. Hopefully be talking through your problems you 2 can resolve them
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  32. cant really decide, great things about both, yours for example ..super cute how quick you can go from empty to desperate..but also love those who can power out a huge wee lol
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  33. Well I was peeing while still in a hover but I ended sitting down๐Ÿคท
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  34. I'm currently in.my bed with my legs tightly squeezed to hold it๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  35. I saw this and wasn't sure when I would be able to.complete it but I found a way๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I was skiing yesterday and the mountain was very quiet as there were up to 90mph winds on some parts of the mountain but I wanted to ski so I powered through, drinking lots of water and soon had to pee. At the top of one.of the main lifts they have a small lodge with bathrooms in it and so I went to go into one. They were all single stall restrooms and we're completely empty. I went in and was going to pee normally but noticed that the floor was already soaked and there were drains on it. So I took my ski boots
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  36. It's Sunday again so time for another lazy relaxing pee wile having a lie in ๐Ÿ™‚ gone a bit arty this time as well ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  37. To be honest, me and food don't get along particularly well but I do like pesto pasta๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  38. Look good hahah. Iam a fan of beer as well hahaha
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  39. I am married..but... other guys i find attractive... guys that wear eyeliner at times... guys that are gay... if you're in a band.. extra bonus ๐Ÿ˜„
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  40. I'm changing all the time but Badger Brewery Golden Champion at the moment https://www.badgerbeers.com/our-beers/golden-champion/
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  41. not really speedy, I guess the definition of a fetish is getting pleasure from something that others think is unusual? I have a few sex toys that I like to use, but I don't know if they'd be classed as fetish?
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  43. I did a wee in a sink today! Although I couldnt photograph myself going, I did manage a shot of what I produced!
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  44. Angry women can be an animal in the sack haha. wouldn't call it angry sex per say but when my wife is in a angry mood and gets horny the sex is something else hahaha
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  45. A bit shorter than Iโ€™d like but here is the moving image!
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  46. The next story I'm going to write is a direct continuation of this, but it's not in Isaac's room so I'm going to post it in a different topic. There's no poop in this one. My mom didnโ€™t use my room as her personal toilet nearly as often as my aunt did. Still, often late at night she would come into my room to piss all over my floor. The two of them mostly kept their piss to the floor and on my toys. My room still smelled like a public toilet, but I made sure to pick up as many of my toys as I could so they didnโ€™t receive a coating of piss. Then my cousin, Vanessa, came to visit. It w
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