Things that annoy you about pee porn

[Sophie 24,447]

Heavily pregnant women taking pregnancy tests

What's the point? 

[Sophie 24,447]

Generic commentary from model-who-actually-isn't-into-it number 4315 - "Oh it is so warm. That feels SOOOOOO good. I had to pee SO bad"

Why do they all say that? It's the pee equivalent of the fake moans porn stars do.

[steve25805 126,956]

41 minutes ago, Sophie said:

Generic commentary from model-who-actually-isn't-into-it number 4315 - "Oh it is so warm. That feels SOOOOOO good. I had to pee SO bad"

Why do they all say that? It's the pee equivalent of the fake moans porn stars do.

It's like when they say "I have to pee so bad" after some obviously mock desperation, then struggle to produce the merest trickle.

Like who are you fuckwits trying to kid?

Lack of authenticity kills porn.

[(M)onsoon 15]

its not nice to see a women get a full stream up the nose

[likesToLick 10,235]

6 hours ago, Sophie said:

Generic commentary from model-who-actually-isn't-into-it number 4315 - "Oh it is so warm. That feels SOOOOOO good. I had to pee SO bad"

Why do they all say that? It's the pee equivalent of the fake moans porn stars do.

Acting is really a lot more difficult than it looks,  and porn actors are not chosen particularly for their acting skills.  Still I guess you could also blame the director sometimes.

Still there are some good performances that really make up for it.   I once saw a scene with an attractive couple where the girl is trying to persuade her boyfriend to let her pee on him,  but he's not really into it.   They managed to make that bit of dialog look very sexy indeed,  or at least it seemed so to me at the time.  (She did persuade him in the end 🙂 )

 

[Adyguy6970 885]

14 hours ago, Sophie said:

Generic commentary from model-who-actually-isn't-into-it number 4315 - "Oh it is so warm. That feels SOOOOOO good. I had to pee SO bad"

Why do they all say that? It's the pee equivalent of the fake moans porn stars do.

I agree.  More is often less.  I once saw a film many years ago which featured a couple in an early morning bedroom scene.  Pee wasn't mentioned and it didn't play a part in the story so far as I remember.  However the male partner clearly needed to pee.  It was obcious from his body language and demeanour.  Now that would have been very difficult to fake so I'm assuming he had a full bladder in reality.  It just added to the authenticity of the situation without being in any way central to it.  

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

14 hours ago, Sophie said:

Generic commentary from model-who-actually-isn't-into-it number 4315 - "Oh it is so warm. That feels SOOOOOO good. I had to pee SO bad"

Why do they all say that? It's the pee equivalent of the fake moans porn stars do.

In the last week the classic example has been posted on this very site. 
Pornhub clip of a girl so desperate to pee outside a locked bathroom - so desperate that her only course of action is to strip naked and masturbate - because being naked makes it so much easier to hold as we all know. 
and between masturbating nakedly and acting desperate, shouting and asking “who’s in there” (because, doesn’t everyone get naked when there’s a complete stranger on the other side of the door). 
Still - to look for the positives, she was very attractive and squirmed beautifully. 

Edited September 7, 2020 by gldenwetgoose

[Adyguy6970 885]

22 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

In the last week the classic example has been posted on this very site. 
Pornhub clip of a girl so desperate to pee outside a locked bathroom - so desperate that her only course of action is to strip naked and masturbate - because being naked makes it so much easier to hold as we all know. 
and between masturbating nakedly and acting desperate, shouting and asking “who’s in there” (because, doesn’t everyone get naked when there’s a complete stranger on the other side of the door). 
Still - to look for the positives, she was very attractive and squirmed beautifully. 

I can't say that I've seen the clip in question although it sounds as though I've not missed a great deal either.  It sounds suitably implausible.  In order for any kind of stimuli to work for me it has to be believable - something that could actually happen.  

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

2 minutes ago, Adyguy6970 said:

I can't say that I've seen the clip in question although it sounds as though I've not missed a great deal either.  It sounds suitably implausible.  In order for any kind of stimuli to work for me it has to be believable - something that could actually happen.  

Agreed @Adyguy6970 - It struck me as much for the polarised love and criticism it was getting - and yes, I agree the girl in question is undoubtedly hot.

I would have loved to see that girl  in a clip where clearly desperate, she chose to play with herself until she exploded  - no need for the pretense of an occupied bathroom. 
No criticism of those who’ve posted it and been very positive about it - it is in all other respects very hot (IMHO). 
https://peefans.com/topic/16753-gorgeous-brunette-falls-apart-when-the-bathrooms-taken/

 

[Carthoris 269]

This topic is quite relative to a topic I just posted in this subforum, about a really bad VHS piss porn video I once had. Mostly it featured women just sort of wiggling around in front of the camera - not even doing a proper striptease or anything, just trying to look sexy (and failing badly). At the end of each woman's scene, she'd pee, then we'd get a slow-mo review of her peeing. It universally just looked awkward instead of sexy. The camera angles were terrible, the peeing poses (sort of crab-walk-squats, often) looked nothing but awkward and uncomfortable, and even if the women were attractive there was no *engagement* with them - nothing to make us want to watch other than that they were naked.

It looked like a video by a porn director/producer/cameraman who didn't care about the subject and was just turning out *something*. The girls didn't seem to care much either, they were just doing a gig.

Even in the era when pee porn was really hard to find, I never wanted to watch it again, and I threw it away right away.

 

 

[deliquescent 2,699]

Bad lighting is rampant. You peed in that picture? I guess I'll have to trust you.
 

The best staging is against a black or dark background, and lit from behind or from an oblique angle. If it's done right, the stream catches the light and will sparkle against a dark background. Sets are often over- or under-lit. It's all about the contrast and the angle.

[thisguy20 955]

The thing which I find most annoying in pee-porn is that so much of it comes across as completely "fake". 

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

8 hours ago, deliquescent said:

Bad lighting is rampant. You peed in that picture? I guess I'll have to trust you.
 

The best staging is against a black or dark background, and lit from behind or from an oblique angle. If it's done right, the stream catches the light and will sparkle against a dark background. Sets are often over- or under-lit. It's all about the contrast and the angle.

Totally agree...  I get that outdoors, especially in public situations it'd be inconvenient and very conspicuous to have a couple of LED lighting panels clustered around the model - although in a forest scenario for example a folding pop-up reflector wouldn't be too unmanageable.  Indoors in a dedicated set there's really no excuse.

My other pet hate is the sound quality - when it's outdoors and background traffic noise or an aeroplane flying over completely obliterates any chat between the models, which for me is often the key part of the clip. It's not like they'd need to be radio-mic'd up, although that's a possibility.  Just a decent directional mic should do the trick. The same can be said for the sound indoors in some clips too, where the sound of heels slapping on a cheap wooden floor drown out any nuance of sighing, or the hiss of their pee.  I know technology and with it quality has advanced no end recently, and much of the content we see is slightly older now though.

[Carb0nBased 657]

8 hours ago, thisguy20 said:

The thing which I find most annoying in pee-porn is that so much of it comes across as completely "fake". 

Very much this. A lady pulls up her top and fondles her breasts for 10 seconds before pulling down her pants to pee? Who does that in real life? or licks her finger while doing it?

I like to see a view that makes me feel like I'm in a girl's private bathroom watching her, or like I've just caught someone walking around outside--or else she's actually talking TO me the viewer and asking if I want to watch, and then showing me what she's doing.

[Sophie 24,447]

10 hours ago, SikkSixx said:

When I search for ebony piss porn it’s the complete opposite and involves scat which is not what I’m into at all lol 

On a similar vein to this, I really enjoy watching women casually / nonchalantly peeing in the shower, just letting go while washing themselves. What do I always find when I search? Golden showers! 

[Vassal 1,474]

7 minutes ago, Sophie said:

On a similar vein to this, I really enjoy watching women casually / nonchalantly peeing in the shower, just letting go while washing themselves. What do I always find when I search? Golden showers! 

Searching for specific things can be pain for sure, especially since there are so many different aspects to this fetish. Similar terms don't help either.

I enjoy nonchalant beach peeing, like what you'd do to pee if you yourself were at the beach and didn't necessarily want to be seen/caught, like swimsuit wettings. So many searches for either either leads to a completely deserted beach and the model just brazening peeing out in the open (not a bad thing mind you) or for swimsuits it'll be in the shower or the "wetting" never happens and they were in a swimsuit for the first 5 seconds of the video before instantly striping nude (again a bad thing).

The psychology around our individual kinks in regards to the fetish is fascinating. 

[Sophie 24,447]

You have just reminded me of another thing that annoys me, and this is mostly down to my search terms... 

A video is titled "Wetting jeans in the shower" so of course you expect to see a woman peeing herself in the shower so there's less mess. Perfectly understandable, I do the same myself. 

What do you get? A woman wetting her clothes using the handheld shower head . Still sexy but the complete opposite of what I want lol

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

Agree totally with the last few of those.

People who know me well will know I'm a bit 'sensitive' when it comes to how we label people, and one of the things that niggles me is the juvenile way some of the site hosts feel it necessary to label clips, like the worst case of sensationalist branding.

I was triggered earlier today, seeing someone had posted a link containing the beautifully sexy TamTam - a video obviously ripped to a third party site who felt it necessary to label it as a 'mature mom' or something close.  I've picked up before now on videos labelling the subjects as 'sluts', especially when that sort of language gets migrated into use on the site.   (And don't even mention 'co eds'...)

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

Apologies to anyone without Gold access - but just to redress the shower balance, here's something a little more genuine.

(And apologies to anyone rightly offended by hidden camera material)

[mickymoist 3,525]

I think nonchalant is the most misused word so often.  You look for nonchalant  public pee and you get someone naked in their own back yard with their ankles behind their ears power pissing 😃

[Starks2010 2,200]

I hate all the drawn out drama. I have seen videos where she walks for 6 minutes, and in the last 2 minutes pees which isn’t even a full minute of peeing. 
 

I also dislike all stopped while looking for a place to pee, and holding of the crotch making it obviously she has to pee, and out in public you want to be discreet and not broadcast you are desperate to pee.
 

The loud obnoxious laughing and screaming when girlfriends record their friends peeing. 
 

Getting totally naked in public to piss. Unrealistic. 
 
Acrobatic pissing, up in a tree naked pissing. 
 

The little, nothing pees where all of that acting was done for that little bit she did.

When they don’t show the puddle aftermath after she’s done. 
 

 

[Kupar 13,454]

2 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Apologies to anyone without Gold access - but just to redress the shower balance, here's something a little more genuine.

(And apologies to anyone rightly offended by hidden camera material)

I'm wondering how hidden camera this one is actually. The cameras are moving. Incidentally, she's in the shower wearing a swimming cossie. I've never understood that really. A bit like those adverts for walk-in baths with Judith Chalmers in her one-piece, in a perspex bath. Ah well. Nice vid 🙂

[herskydusteyes 12]

Bad audio and visuals, too much talking, and background noise.

[Mr. Whizz 5,902]

I really despise men who talk over the audio in the background, like THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU SHUT UP ALREADY. I also hat when a girl says she REALLY needs to go, but then pees two squirts and calls it a day. Like, you really didn't earn the money from that scene. I'm pretty sure that if Tom Hanks did that in a League of Their Own, the scene wouldn't have been that good.

[dltq 121]

I have to admit that I'm pretty picky on what I prefer.

1. I'm surprised few people have mentioned this: When the cameraman zooms in all the way on the girl's pussy. It significantly detracts from the excitement the video is supposed to provide as you don't see the entire picture. For God's sake, please show their entire face!
2. My preference is for the girl to be in a natural position. And part of that is preferrably not using her arms to support herself. I agree with RedHatter76 with regards to "extreme" poses where she's deliberately putting on a show, though for me exceptions apply if the girl manages to do it well. Examples of exceptions for me include this one and this one.
3. Any camera/shutter sounds. Again, extraneous noise that detracts from the video's excitement.
4. Most shit from VIpissy and the like. Obviously staged, often exaggerated, same thing with most professionally-produced porn. Again there's a few exceptions that are good enough, but most of it is trash.
5. Anything where the girl gets caught. I'm not into that stuff and there are several clips that would have been excellent if it weren't for the girl getting caught. So peeing on a seat is a no-go.
6. Dark/concentrated urine.
7. Wetting is a huge turn-off for me. No golden showers either except for a few select circumstances (mostly fantasies involving friends and celebrities). Also, no drinking because I find it disgusting.
8. And of course, fake/staged dialogue. The "fake but you're fooled into thinking it's real" shit is even worse.
9. Contrary to what others have stated, I don't like it when they show the "aftermath" of what the girl did. I prefer to just film the girl walking away.

 

On 6/26/2016 at 8:20 PM, UnabashedUser said:

Perfect! The 'signs of arousal' i.e. vagina wine is and of itself extremely erotic, as are the tiny drops of urine descending towards the protruding anus (also extremely arousing) you can tell from her grimace that she's putting a lot of force into the stream. Great pic.

Bingo.

Edited July 5, 2021 by dltq