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1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said:

Dirty toilets. You see this mostly in amateur vids, and its a huge turn-off for me. Why cant anyone take the brush and use it for a few seconds before making a vid?

Sometimes pissing all over something so grubby and disgusting can actually heighten the turn on, but i do see what you mean. It takes 20 seconds to get a toilet brush and scrub a toilet before peeing into it. No harm in putting in a minimal bit of effort before starting shooting.

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Boy oh boy, it's like I've been waiting for someone to ask me this question. I seem to be on the other side of the spectrum from most folks here. Off the bat, I'll say that I am fairly passionate about piss, but ONLY certain kinds of scenes. Outside of occasional voyeur toilet cams & some solo piss stuff from my fav porn stars, if it doesn't involve a woman drinking her own piss or another woman's piss, then chances are it will not only not turn me on, but rather have the opposite effect OR infuriate me. 

Lesbian piss drinking is the hottest thing on earth to me, but it's surprisingly hard to find a steady source of just lesbian piss drinking that doesn't:

a) Involve making the person hold their breath, drink through funnels, or drink anal enemas *I'm looking at you Brazil*).

b) Outright & repeated lying in descriptions of vids & sites about women swallowing each other's piss. Pissing in mouth is not drinking and spitting it back & forth for an hour does not convince me that you actually like piss. In fact, I find it patronizing. Even if you just swallow once for goodwill, it goes a long way; otherwise the body language often says that they'd rather not be playing with pee. Vipissy is the worst example because of their false advertising. Their actresses do a pretty good job at pretending to love piss even though it's almost all theatrics and doing everything under the sun to avoid having to drink the piss (Outside of maybe 1%). I don't know how they are so popular. They're like the Rosetta Stone of Piss porn. Nothing but fools gold until you know better. Note: I'm sure it's a hit with those into wetting, but they always false advertise.

c) In orgies, women will always drink the men's piss but will shy away from each other's unless explicitly directed. Even on GGG the women don't drink each other's piss much which is honestly shocking.

4. Because I like piss drinking does not mean I like gaping anal dp's with a side of scat or blood. The amount of pain I've caused my eyes just to see a broad swallow some piss here and there... @_@ 

5. Ironically, Kattie Gold is probably my favorite piss enthousiaste even though I think I've only seen her drink once. She's really hot and I like the scenes SinDrive setup. She doesn't swallow, they set up scenes perfect to my taste e.g. being taken advantage of but not in an uber-aggressive way and not BDSM.  

6. Females who do not reciprocate. At this point, I'm a choosing beggar so I welcome any woman who will at least try to drink her gal pal's piss. Everything else, everyone has pretty much covered

Luckily, things seem to be changing fast, but it looks like the real good lesbian piss drinking days were quite some time ago like Hightide, Glimpse, Piss Pause, Piss Training Whores, SG, MDX.

Does anyone know where I can find a go to source for lesbian piss swallowing? 

 

 

 

 

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Guest ShyPeeMan

I don't like fake stuff which is all staged with people pretending to enjoy it. I find amateur porn is far better as the people doing are actually loving it. It's much more sexy seeing someone enjoying it

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I don’t like to focus on the negatives, but just a couple from me:

- Pee porn where the actors are acting so angry, like the locked toilet door scenario or the revenge pee.  Just go and pee somewhere else, or go and enjoy that revenge pee with a giggle. 

- The desperation that stops and the actor stands motionless for seconds on end before the wetting starts. We all know you were acting and now you’re concentrating hard trying to push a pee out. Instead I love to see that rare sight of an actor running to camera clutching themselves and obviously already losing it in a messy explosive eruption of piss.

Final thing are the terms used in titles - MILF, slut and similarly degrading generalisations. 

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Following gldenwetgoose, I would like to focus on some positives. The most serious negative I see is blurry, poor photography, in shots and poses which could be very erotic, if photographed or lighted better. Also, elaborate preliminaries, culminating in the actress peeing a few dribbles, are disappointing, to say the least. And lastly, although I enjoy seeing a woman's beautiful breasts, I think it is totally ridiculous for her to display them prominently in scenes of furtive, supposedly secret, public pissing, where the last thing she would do is reveal any more of her anatomy than is absolutely necessary to get the job done, as privately as possible.   

I may be in a minority, here, but I don't think that models must always exhibit smiling, happy facial expressions in all contexts. I prefer an appearance of reality, in the context of the photo or video, even if it is just well acted. For example, an expression of surprise, dismay, annoyance, or all three, is perfectly appropriate in scenes where her stream has gotten out of her control, unexpectedly spraying, or running down her legs, or wetting her clothing, the toilet or car seat, or the floor. The same goes for contexts in which she discovers that she is being observed, when she didn't expect it. Oddly enough, a facial expression indicating boredom, in an obviously posed or choreographed photo or video, can be humorous, as well as erotic.  Conversely, a facial expression of intent, in a messy context, deliberately peeing down her leg, or spraying the toilet seat, or the floor, for example, can also be very erotic.  I like the illusion of reality, seeing what a woman might actually do, in unfamiliar, or even familiar situations.      

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On 5/7/2022 at 7:53 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

We all know you were acting and now you’re concentrating hard trying to push a pee out. Instead I love to see that rare sight of an actor running to camera clutching themselves and obviously already losing it in a messy explosive eruption of piss

I know what you mean although I think I’d do this. I can be really desperate, but unless I sit on a toilet, it can take me a moment to convince myself I can go where I am. 

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When people make compilations but cover up all the sounds with some stupid song! It's like, thanks, I didn't want to hear that gorgeous woman's hissy stream anyway. And nothing makes me jizz quite as forcefully as the sounds of bad metal with rapping over it. And while we're on the subject of bad faith editing....those fart fetish losers (yes, I'm kink shaming) who take perfectly good pee scenes and insert farting/shitting sounds over them. It's like why not just add some fucking rap metal while you're at it. 

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On 5/18/2022 at 12:03 PM, CalypsoIsland said:

Or if it suddenly becomes ageplay. I’m sorry diaper people. 

No need to apologize.  Just an FYI: We all didn't get into diaper girls because we want sex with a 3 year old.  I got into it for the pee.  A woman wetting a diaper is no different than her wetting her panties or wetting her bikini or wetting her pajamas or wetting her bed.   

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I'm sure I have a list of top ten most hated things somewhere in this thread, so I'll just mention my top two things that piss me off (so to speak). 

1. Toilet Peeing.  I mean, seriously, why bother to put that on video?  Only good one I've seen was with Tanner Mayes, but she got pee all over her muffin and her butt.  Then she tried to get one of the camera guys to lick her clean and none would do it.  Cowards!  

2. In mouth peeing without swallowing.  Just pee on her face or on her tits or on her muffin or on her butt hole if there's a swallowing issue.  Pointless to pee in someone's mouth and see them spit it out.  I don't even see the point of spitting, whether it's pee or cum.  Once it's in your mouth, you've tasted it.  Neither swallowing nor spitting make the taste go away.   And at least with my own cum (haven't tasted any other guys) I like the taste.  I've had one girl pee in my mouth probably 5 or 6 times, sometimes it's bitter (depending upon what she has eaten and drank recently) but still it's very erotic, and yes I swallowed.   Except this one time when she peed too fast and it overflowed out of my mouth and it got all over my shirt and even though it was in a somewhat private area yes it was in public. :D  

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On 12/4/2021 at 2:05 PM, slucaniets said:

a) Involve making the person hold their breath, drink through funnels,

Totally agree with this.  the whole idea of forced pee drinking,  with funnels or any other kind of restrictive device,  just totally revolts me.  It kills the mood completely.

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31 minutes ago, Peevert said:

1. Toilet Peeing.  I mean, seriously, why bother to put that on video?  Only good one I've seen was with Tanner Mayes, but she got pee all over her muffin and her butt.  Then she tried to get one of the camera guys to lick her clean and none would do it.  Cowards!  

oh damn I definitely would have licked her clean. Tanner Mayes is one of my faves... a little skinny but she has that daring adventurous side to her that I find super attractive in a girl

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There's a satire somewhere, I couldn't find it, where she acts like a teenage girl on Jerry Springer.  "Yeah, the dean kicked me out of college, so I blew him! Now I get straight 'A's!

Which I found very humorous because we went to the same college, and that same dean really did kick me out.  I got back in the next semester. And I did not blow him. :P 

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2 hours ago, Peevert said:

There's a satire somewhere, I couldn't find it, where she acts like a teenage girl on Jerry Springer.  "Yeah, the dean kicked me out of college, so I blew him! Now I get straight 'A's!

Which I found very humorous because we went to the same college, and that same dean really did kick me out.  I got back in the next semester. And I did not blow him. 😛

You went to college with Tanner Mayes!? Damn, she was hot! 

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[ Moderator's Note - Getting into details of which area a person is from is getting a little personal, and is way off topic for this thread.

The post I'm referring to has been removed - but if it was you, then you understand what I'm talking about.

Now....   Back to the subject topic. ]

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45 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I hate when they cannot decide how they are going to pee and keep changing positions. 

Standing? Squatting? Make up your mind and just stick with it. This could have been a great video if she just kept still. 

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Cute-USA-girl-pee-on-the-road

I know what you mean ... the splash back on the camera though 🙂 

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