PissOnMyParade 434 Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said: Dirty toilets. You see this mostly in amateur vids, and its a huge turn-off for me. Why cant anyone take the brush and use it for a few seconds before making a vid? Sometimes pissing all over something so grubby and disgusting can actually heighten the turn on, but i do see what you mean. It takes 20 seconds to get a toilet brush and scrub a toilet before peeing into it. No harm in putting in a minimal bit of effort before starting shooting. 1 Quote Link to post
slucaniets 0 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Boy oh boy, it's like I've been waiting for someone to ask me this question. I seem to be on the other side of the spectrum from most folks here. Off the bat, I'll say that I am fairly passionate about piss, but ONLY certain kinds of scenes. Outside of occasional voyeur toilet cams & some solo piss stuff from my fav porn stars, if it doesn't involve a woman drinking her own piss or another woman's piss, then chances are it will not only not turn me on, but rather have the opposite effect OR infuriate me. Lesbian piss drinking is the hottest thing on earth to me, but it's surprisingly hard to find a steady source of just lesbian piss drinking that doesn't: a) Involve making the person hold their breath, drink through funnels, or drink anal enemas *I'm looking at you Brazil*). b) Outright & repeated lying in descriptions of vids & sites about women swallowing each other's piss. Pissing in mouth is not drinking and spitting it back & forth for an hour does not convince me that you actually like piss. In fact, I find it patronizing. Even if you just swallow once for goodwill, it goes a long way; otherwise the body language often says that they'd rather not be playing with pee. Vipissy is the worst example because of their false advertising. Their actresses do a pretty good job at pretending to love piss even though it's almost all theatrics and doing everything under the sun to avoid having to drink the piss (Outside of maybe 1%). I don't know how they are so popular. They're like the Rosetta Stone of Piss porn. Nothing but fools gold until you know better. Note: I'm sure it's a hit with those into wetting, but they always false advertise. c) In orgies, women will always drink the men's piss but will shy away from each other's unless explicitly directed. Even on GGG the women don't drink each other's piss much which is honestly shocking. 4. Because I like piss drinking does not mean I like gaping anal dp's with a side of scat or blood. The amount of pain I've caused my eyes just to see a broad swallow some piss here and there... @_@ 5. Ironically, Kattie Gold is probably my favorite piss enthousiaste even though I think I've only seen her drink once. She's really hot and I like the scenes SinDrive setup. She doesn't swallow, they set up scenes perfect to my taste e.g. being taken advantage of but not in an uber-aggressive way and not BDSM. 6. Females who do not reciprocate. At this point, I'm a choosing beggar so I welcome any woman who will at least try to drink her gal pal's piss. Everything else, everyone has pretty much covered Luckily, things seem to be changing fast, but it looks like the real good lesbian piss drinking days were quite some time ago like Hightide, Glimpse, Piss Pause, Piss Training Whores, SG, MDX. Does anyone know where I can find a go to source for lesbian piss swallowing? Quote Link to post
lengajesytec 164 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I have never liked a yellow stream, i prefer the healthy and hydrated white stream or light yellow, a yellow stream indicates dehydration, also, a smaller evacuation due to the lack of liquids in the body. Just drink some water before filming is not that hard. 1 Quote Link to post
dougm 70 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Wetting annoys the hell out of me. You're a big girl, at least pull your pants down to pee. And Diapers. Just... Why? Acting like a baby is not a turn on for me. 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Peewee123 1,111 Posted December 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2021 I think this post shows how everyone likes and dislikes different things, can’t please everyone and all that! For me my Issues are: 1) anything where someone feels forced or in pain 2) anything fake, I prefer amateur to professional. Just a natural amateur video is my most liked ones. 3) dirty talk. So cringe and I either have to change video or mute it 4) getting entirely naked to quickly pee in a public place, you just wouldn’t do that. And also popping your tits out the top of your top or Corset?! What have tits got to do with peeing, just keep them away! 5) any obvious destruction for the point of hurting or upsetting someone. Just be nice people!! 6) drinking pee, it just makes me feel physically Sick. Peeing on faces etc is a bit much for me too. 7) diapers. I have no issue with people wearing them and playing with them, but a video watching someone in one does nothing as you can’t see anything. It’s a bit boring sadly. I don’t like adults acting like babies though, that’s odd for me. 8 ) actors who don’t seem to actually like the pee, I’d rather see genuine acts of enjoyment. 9) acting desperate and then a tiny stream this probably falls under the fake category basically I like natural, simple, genuine amateur videos of people like us enjoying something they enjoy! 1 4 1 Quote Link to post
mazalb91 1 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 I don't like fiction, I love seeing real scenes, with people who aren't really acting. I love pissing porn videos, there are some great reality pee porn sites on https://getrealporn.com/ but I don't find much of cute amateurs. 1 Quote Link to post
Guest ShyPeeMan Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 I don't like fake stuff which is all staged with people pretending to enjoy it. I find amateur porn is far better as the people doing are actually loving it. It's much more sexy seeing someone enjoying it Quote Link to post
mickymoist 3,249 Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 One of my pet hates in any video is the wrong aspect ratio, if a video was shot 4:3 then post it as such rather than stretching it to fit a modern screen distorting everyone, really bugs me 1 1 Quote Link to post
LovesToWet 3,351 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) Production set porn, it just doesn't seem like they enjoy it Edited April 29, 2022 by LovesToWet Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,104 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 I don’t like to focus on the negatives, but just a couple from me: - Pee porn where the actors are acting so angry, like the locked toilet door scenario or the revenge pee. Just go and pee somewhere else, or go and enjoy that revenge pee with a giggle. - The desperation that stops and the actor stands motionless for seconds on end before the wetting starts. We all know you were acting and now you’re concentrating hard trying to push a pee out. Instead I love to see that rare sight of an actor running to camera clutching themselves and obviously already losing it in a messy explosive eruption of piss. Final thing are the terms used in titles - MILF, slut and similarly degrading generalisations. 4 Quote Link to post
Dr.P 1,450 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Following gldenwetgoose, I would like to focus on some positives. The most serious negative I see is blurry, poor photography, in shots and poses which could be very erotic, if photographed or lighted better. Also, elaborate preliminaries, culminating in the actress peeing a few dribbles, are disappointing, to say the least. And lastly, although I enjoy seeing a woman's beautiful breasts, I think it is totally ridiculous for her to display them prominently in scenes of furtive, supposedly secret, public pissing, where the last thing she would do is reveal any more of her anatomy than is absolutely necessary to get the job done, as privately as possible. I may be in a minority, here, but I don't think that models must always exhibit smiling, happy facial expressions in all contexts. I prefer an appearance of reality, in the context of the photo or video, even if it is just well acted. For example, an expression of surprise, dismay, annoyance, or all three, is perfectly appropriate in scenes where her stream has gotten out of her control, unexpectedly spraying, or running down her legs, or wetting her clothing, the toilet or car seat, or the floor. The same goes for contexts in which she discovers that she is being observed, when she didn't expect it. Oddly enough, a facial expression indicating boredom, in an obviously posed or choreographed photo or video, can be humorous, as well as erotic. Conversely, a facial expression of intent, in a messy context, deliberately peeing down her leg, or spraying the toilet seat, or the floor, for example, can also be very erotic. I like the illusion of reality, seeing what a woman might actually do, in unfamiliar, or even familiar situations. 1 Quote Link to post
Peewee123 1,111 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 On 5/7/2022 at 7:53 AM, gldenwetgoose said: We all know you were acting and now you’re concentrating hard trying to push a pee out. Instead I love to see that rare sight of an actor running to camera clutching themselves and obviously already losing it in a messy explosive eruption of piss I know what you mean although I think I’d do this. I can be really desperate, but unless I sit on a toilet, it can take me a moment to convince myself I can go where I am. 2 Quote Link to post
CalypsoIsland 9 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) When it’s way way too clear and they try to piss on tits instead of pissing in the mouth and pussy. Or if it suddenly becomes ageplay. I’m sorry diaper people. Edited May 18, 2022 by Sophie Quote Link to post
Takashi96 846 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 When people make compilations but cover up all the sounds with some stupid song! It's like, thanks, I didn't want to hear that gorgeous woman's hissy stream anyway. And nothing makes me jizz quite as forcefully as the sounds of bad metal with rapping over it. And while we're on the subject of bad faith editing....those fart fetish losers (yes, I'm kink shaming) who take perfectly good pee scenes and insert farting/shitting sounds over them. It's like why not just add some fucking rap metal while you're at it. Quote Link to post
Peevert 883 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 5/18/2022 at 12:03 PM, CalypsoIsland said: Or if it suddenly becomes ageplay. I’m sorry diaper people. No need to apologize. Just an FYI: We all didn't get into diaper girls because we want sex with a 3 year old. I got into it for the pee. A woman wetting a diaper is no different than her wetting her panties or wetting her bikini or wetting her pajamas or wetting her bed. 2 Quote Link to post
Peevert 883 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) I'm sure I have a list of top ten most hated things somewhere in this thread, so I'll just mention my top two things that piss me off (so to speak). 1. Toilet Peeing. I mean, seriously, why bother to put that on video? Only good one I've seen was with Tanner Mayes, but she got pee all over her muffin and her butt. Then she tried to get one of the camera guys to lick her clean and none would do it. Cowards! 2. In mouth peeing without swallowing. Just pee on her face or on her tits or on her muffin or on her butt hole if there's a swallowing issue. Pointless to pee in someone's mouth and see them spit it out. I don't even see the point of spitting, whether it's pee or cum. Once it's in your mouth, you've tasted it. Neither swallowing nor spitting make the taste go away. And at least with my own cum (haven't tasted any other guys) I like the taste. I've had one girl pee in my mouth probably 5 or 6 times, sometimes it's bitter (depending upon what she has eaten and drank recently) but still it's very erotic, and yes I swallowed. Except this one time when she peed too fast and it overflowed out of my mouth and it got all over my shirt and even though it was in a somewhat private area yes it was in public. :D Edited August 18, 2022 by Peevert 1 Quote Link to post
likesToLick 9,505 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 12/4/2021 at 2:05 PM, slucaniets said: a) Involve making the person hold their breath, drink through funnels, Totally agree with this. the whole idea of forced pee drinking, with funnels or any other kind of restrictive device, just totally revolts me. It kills the mood completely. 1 1 Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 876 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 31 minutes ago, Peevert said: 1. Toilet Peeing. I mean, seriously, why bother to put that on video? Only good one I've seen was with Tanner Mayes, but she got pee all over her muffin and her butt. Then she tried to get one of the camera guys to lick her clean and none would do it. Cowards! oh damn I definitely would have licked her clean. Tanner Mayes is one of my faves... a little skinny but she has that daring adventurous side to her that I find super attractive in a girl 1 1 Quote Link to post
Peevert 883 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh YES! How could you pass up an opportunity like that?! That smile, those sweet perky A Cups... And she likes pee play!! Pee S: Since I know you pervs are gonna ask. :P https://www.xvideos.com/video30854607/twistys_-_tanner_mayes_starring_at_poke_a_hot_ass Edited August 16, 2022 by Peevert 1 Quote Link to post
Peevert 883 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 There's a satire somewhere, I couldn't find it, where she acts like a teenage girl on Jerry Springer. "Yeah, the dean kicked me out of college, so I blew him! Now I get straight 'A's!" Which I found very humorous because we went to the same college, and that same dean really did kick me out. I got back in the next semester. And I did not blow him. :P 4 Quote Link to post
Takashi96 846 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Peevert said: There's a satire somewhere, I couldn't find it, where she acts like a teenage girl on Jerry Springer. "Yeah, the dean kicked me out of college, so I blew him! Now I get straight 'A's!" Which I found very humorous because we went to the same college, and that same dean really did kick me out. I got back in the next semester. And I did not blow him. 😛 You went to college with Tanner Mayes!? Damn, she was hot! Quote Link to post
Peevert 883 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 She was. And IS! Well, the same college, but at different times, so I unfortunately did not get to meet her. Although I did invite her to alumni night. Would have been hysterical if she showed up!! 1 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,104 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 [ Moderator's Note - Getting into details of which area a person is from is getting a little personal, and is way off topic for this thread. The post I'm referring to has been removed - but if it was you, then you understand what I'm talking about. Now.... Back to the subject topic. ] Quote Link to post
Sophie 22,714 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 I hate when they cannot decide how they are going to pee and keep changing positions. Standing? Squatting? Make up your mind and just stick with it. This could have been a great video if she just kept still. https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Cute-USA-girl-pee-on-the-road 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,115 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 45 minutes ago, Sophie said: I hate when they cannot decide how they are going to pee and keep changing positions. Standing? Squatting? Make up your mind and just stick with it. This could have been a great video if she just kept still. https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Cute-USA-girl-pee-on-the-road I know what you mean ... the splash back on the camera though 🙂 Quote Link to post
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