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Ive seen some where the girl doesnt seem to be enjoying 3 men using her like a pincushion.Or maybe to seem as if shes not enjoying it,is part of the fun.I heard in terms of payment,girls get double the guy rate.One "out-take" ive seen was a when a guy pulls his cock out of the girls vagina,turns her round,sticks it in her mouth to suck as he comes...after 5 seconds she vomits uncontrollably.Im guessing she was only doing it for the money..funny though.Also,i dont like a long build up,to the nudity,as in a lot of 80s US stuff.A mate of mine once got hold of a video,which was about 4 films in one hour.No long winded dialogue there!

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Ive seen some where the girl doesnt seem to be enjoying 3 men using her like a pincushion.Or maybe to seem as if shes not enjoying it,is part of the fun.I heard in terms of payment,girls get double the guy rate.One "out-take" ive seen was a when a guy pulls his cock out of the girls vagina,turns her round,sticks it in her mouth to suck as he comes...after 5 seconds she vomits uncontrollably.Im guessing she was only doing it for the money..funny though.Also,i dont like a long build up,to the nudity,as in a lot of 80s US stuff.A mate of mine once got hold of a video,which was about 4 films in one hour.No long winded dialogue there!

Ewwwww.. Doesn't that ruin there desire for sex after? I know I would be turned off

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Steve hit on several of mine...including girls who act like their bladder is about to explode and when they pee it's a 10 second dribble at best.

And I hate Slo Mo

One he didn't hit on is a video of a girl pee and their taking pictures as well and every few second the flash is going off as well as the sound of the still camera.

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What I Don't like is a lot of what was said in this thread as well.

My two cents is

1.When a wetting video gets overly explicit; there are plenty of other porn vids that are so there would be some contrast if a few where not.

2.Basically I want to see what I clicked on the link for, not some filler.

3.When some vids are just previews for the full ones on another site that's sometimes a pay site or not.

4.my inner film maker really appreciates it when videos keep to their own thing instead of being like the rest fully.

and the second thing kevin said. There was a forum I was on a few years back that every thread on its forums that two male members had to post on/in. Even the lesbian/certain fetishers only sub forums.

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The German dialogue if that's what you call that god awful noise, lol.

Most things I don't like have been mentioned, still camera sounds, flashing in the background, the girls evident disgust .......

If you get paid for doing it, at least look like you're enjoying it, it's called acting for a reason.

Maigh seen one of these and asked what did she do it for if she didn't like it? We have our odd bad tastes every now and then, you just go with the flow then get told it tasted like shit later, lol.

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You can usually detect, quite easily in my opinion the 'professional' as opposed to the well and truly 'amateur'. So, where there are professional porn stars...by and large US based, although not strictly confined to 'silicone valley', and the more girlfriend/wife type of clips. Urine is diluted in porn...the more pure and clear, the less it tastes, as it gets to a shade of yellow to deep amber, you know that it will taste bitter and acrid. We should attempt to distinguish between the two approaches by illustrating what we mean.

I think this is a fine example of amateur porn...I'm sure that it has been posted on here before. I think this lady really enjoys her lewd display, it is written all over her horny face. Her pee is 'golden' and there are signs of arousal oozing from the vagina.

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For me, it's fancy or extreme poses (like in the post just above this one), or really anything that makes it way too obvious that the woman is putting on a show. Seriously, I don't need a dead-on view of her vagina and anus with her legs straight up. I'd much prefer a good view of a strong, solid stream as it hits whatever unorthodox thing she's peeing into or onto. It's always hotter when there's at least some decent pretense that she's breaking decorum for some other reason(s) and the eroticism of it is inadvertent.

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I do like it when the girl looks like a friend has caught her with her knickers down behind a tree or something,and with a big stream all over,rather than as if shes waited for the camera to be ready.

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I am not a fan of looping to make it seem like the pee is longer than it is. I know that some people like to see the same event filmed from multiple angles, but I don't like that myself. Find the best angle and show it to me! If multiple cameras filmed the same event, I'd prefer if the producer spent a little time and edited them into one cohesive clip.

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I'd much prefer a good view of a strong, solid stream as it hits whatever unorthodox thing she's peeing into or onto. It's always hotter when there's at least some decent pretense that she's breaking decorum for some other reason(s) and the eroticism of it is inadvertent.
The favorites for me are the ones where she is in a realistic situation, even better when she appears to be in conversation with me, then finds herself caught short and with no other options. To me, it's always better if it at least looks like she's been taken by surprise rather than a obviously scripted event.
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You can usually detect, quite easily in my opinion the 'professional' as opposed to the well and truly 'amateur'. So, where there are professional porn stars...by and large US based, although not strictly confined to 'silicone valley', and the more girlfriend/wife type of clips. Urine is diluted in porn...the more pure and clear, the less it tastes, as it gets to a shade of yellow to deep amber, you know that it will taste bitter and acrid. We should attempt to distinguish between the two approaches by illustrating what we mean.

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I think this is a fine example of amateur porn...I'm sure that it has been posted on here before. I think this lady really enjoys her lewd display, it is written all over her horny face. Her pee is 'golden' and there are signs of arousal oozing from the vagina.

I'm also a huge fan of seeing strong, yellow pee in porn. So much more visually stimulating, you almost feel dirty from watching it, and clear pee looks so clean.

That photo you posted is Lucy from swallow-my.com by the way. I guess you would have to call her pro-am since she ran her own paysite back in the early 2000's. Sad story, how it all turned out for her. She was based in the UK but she hosted her content overseas since she had #2 as well as pee content. Nonetheless, she was tried and convicted on obscenity charges in the UK, and her site has now been closed for years.

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I'm also a huge fan of seeing strong, yellow pee in porn. So much more visually stimulating, you almost feel dirty from watching it, and clear pee looks so clean.

That photo you posted is Lucy from swallow-my.com by the way. I guess you would have to call her pro-am since she ran her own paysite back in the early 2000's. Sad story, how it all turned out for her. She was based in the UK but she hosted her content overseas since she had #2 as well as pee content. Nonetheless, she was tried and convicted on obscenity charges in the UK, and her site has now been closed for years.

That's unfortunate. I used to enjoy their pics.

So scat content is illegal in the UK? I've always wondered if the law discriminated between pee and poo material in different countries.

BTW, I guess I agree with all the dislikes mentioned here. Can't think of any more.

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I agree with most of the comments above. I particularly hate being able to hear the cameraman telling the girl what to do or hearing a camera shutter going off repeatedly. I'd much rather a natural pee and preferably a genuine situation. Naughty pees are also excellent, but they need to be believable such that either the girl is desperate and has no choice to pee (e.g. on a train seat) or they are really getting turned on by deliberately peeing where they shouldn't.

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Kevin, I think that all of the individual things MegaPoopTech lists as not liking about pee porn are reasonable. I find those things annoying somewhat too. And we all know that amongst the wealth of pee porn out there it is harder to find real gems sometimes.

And I do think you are wrong here to accuse another member of not being interested in peeing. MegaPoopTech is most unlikely to have become an active member here if that were the case. He is just picky about his pee porn, like many of us. Which does NOT prove that he is uninterested in pee.

And we need to be wary. Voicing unproven suspicions about the motives of others might be interpreted as a personal attack, even though I know that's not your style.

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Mary didn't like pee when we met her, we "trained" her to like pee, it can be done, just takes a little time. The people motioned, these so called actors are just in it for whatever money they can make, but when you meet a real pee girl, or train one to our mutual liking, you know the difference. To hear a girl, getting piss all over her pretty face, giggle as she splutters, is something to admire, or to see her standing over you, raining her sweet pee onto your body, and see the sexiness in her eyes, no one can fake that. We have something truly special, we have all been in tears, we have all made up, but we have always been together, nothing will ever change that either.

A lot of things seen in so called pee porn, are undoubtedly staged, or they are done on a ridiculous budget, meaning still cameras are on set, hoping to make some extra cash by selling to a magazine. It kind of gets to the stage where we don't look anymore, well not as much as we used to anyway. We can do all we need to turn ourselves on, we always find ways to spice things up, to keep it alive.

Everyone has their own thing and everyone likes different things, some things we do, gross people out, but we are happy with that, it's what we like, and that's all that matters.

Megapooptech didn't appear to say anything wrong here, look at everyone else's comments, someone has already said some of the things he mentioned, I even posted a couple of those points, everyone has their own opinion.

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Steve 25805 ,

I was wrong in my reply to Mega Poop Tech . In which I took his remarks the wrong way. In what He had said that He didn't like . It seems that I jumped the gun. In saying what I did and would like to descant my remarks.

As I do know a couple of models . Who are into peeing . That do actually like to pee for fun and enjoyment . That I was defending them. In being genuine and not faking it at all.

So I do admit I made a mistake . Which is Human. That Mega Poop Tech can understand that I was inaccurate in what I had said. That I don't mean to cause any trouble over this mishap on wrong communication of the facts .

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this but plastic on the floor / furniture showing how rigged it all is , apologies if it been mentioned already,

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