Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Sophie 24,371]

8 hours ago, glad1 said:

What happens when you don't pee often? 😝

 

7 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Even bigger farts

 

She lifts off the toilet.

[Bacardi 10,109]

27 minutes ago, Sophie said:

 

She lifts off the toilet.

[GenericUsername 1,107]

[Bacardi 10,109]

*bladder

But damn this is hot. I wanna be claimed for someone's territory 🫠

[CON2H4 647]

OC

[Alfresco 11,613]

Recently spotted on a visit to Gourmet Burger Kitchen.   Interesting way of saying a urinal was out of order.   I did think of peeing in it anyway, but it was all barriered off and not so easy to get there, plus the restaurant was quite busy so highly likely that someone else would have walked in and spotted me. 

 

[oliver2 4,409]

49 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Recently spotted on a visit to Gourmet Burger Kitchen.   Interesting way of saying a urinal was out of order.   I did think of peeing in it anyway, but it was all barriered off and not so easy to get there, plus the restaurant was quite busy so highly likely that someone else would have walked in and spotted me. 

Probably blocked. I can imagine it being used anyway if there were lots of guys trying to pee simultaneously, even if it stared to overflow 💦

[Bacardi 10,109]

[CON2H4 647]

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Yep, now you too can be watched taking a piss. 

[Bacardi 10,109]

I'll take both 😍

[Pee Sensei 290]

[Sonnenschein 742]

Such a fun idea but these syllable-based formats are pretty hard. Still, I wanted to give it a try. 

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There once was a girl from Limerick
Who wished she could pee like from a dick

So she got Pee funnel
Went into the tunnel

Peed hard, took it off and had a lick.

[Naughts 325]

 

Yeah no.

[Dawen 198]

If someone likes gadgets.😆

 

[CON2H4 647]

21 hours ago, Naughts said:

 

Yeah no.

I saw one of those at the sex club

[MC Cumzy 1,638]

16 hours ago, Dawen said:

If someone likes gadgets.😆

 

Looks like someone just stuck one of those shewee things into their plant pot

[Bacardi 10,109]

I have so many things I've collected over the last few weeks to share lol.

 

[Pee Sensei 290]

"get pissed on by my own house"

Am I the only one who visualized it with actual pee coming from the shower head?

[oliver2 4,409]

14 minutes ago, Pee Sensei said:

"get pissed on by my own house"

Am I the only one who visualized it with actual pee coming from the shower head?

PLUMBER [talking to self]: so, it goes from this drain to this pump to … huh, that’s unusual…

[WantonLee 860]

The first one he reads.... I do not quite get why he says "NO!" ... twice.... 🙂

[Johnboy777 3,886]

That's gonna be one messy floor...

[colette888 6,967]

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/

 

[colette888 6,967]

10 minutes ago, colette888 said:

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/

 

You can actually order a pair of those stained jeans, in fact it's not a fake site, but a genuine business...🙄

[GenericUsername 1,107]

On 6/16/2023 at 11:40 AM, Johnboy777 said:

That's gonna be one messy floor...

You don’t need to tell us twice

[Guest Wetling]

17 hours ago, colette888 said:

You can actually order a pair of those stained jeans, in fact it's not a fake site, but a genuine business...🙄

"Hey, you peed your pants"

"No, it's just my style"

"I don't believe you"

"Well, just touch it. Yes, right there." 😄