Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,746]

[messedupinthehead69 12]

3 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I find this very funny because my ex use to get inhumanly wet every time she would climb on top. She was always embarrassed about it and I was always clueless until she showed me an image with a similar caption. 

[Bacardi 10,134]

Found these at the dollar store 🤣 I only really wanted the top one. Would stick it in my pants and wait for my first golden shower.

[Bacardi 10,134]

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I think the vibe would be very different if @Bacardi or a woman did this to me vs. another guy.

[Bacardi 10,134]

https://www.threads.net/t/Cuc72Vfu3Nu/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Quick summary: tiktok style scripted video of a man "peeing" in someone's front yard (moaning really loud) and someone walks up to him telling him to leave. The pee goes further and further up the second man as the video goes on. 

I thought it was funny 😁

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 6/30/2023 at 9:19 PM, GenericUsername said:

Found this restroom at a fast food restaurant. Gives off back rooms vibes lol

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

On 7/4/2023 at 10:28 AM, toseepee said:

Which philosophy do you follow?

Diogenes all the way 

 

 

Kant is a close second tho

Edited July 9, 2023 by Ms. Tito

[AlexWolf20 63]

Found on Facebook 

[likesToLick 10,216]

A woman wanted to surprise her husband, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. When her husband got home from work, he found his wife spread-eagled on the floor with the panties on. "You want some of this?"' she asked. The husband replied, "Hell no! Look what it did to your underwear!"'

[Bacardi 10,134]

One of my babies told me the other day that they didn't want to pee outside behind a dumpster (after I jokingly suggested it) because "Santa is always watching" and they didn't want to receive coal for Christmas. 

Take it as a warning. All public pee'ers will receive coal for Christmas! 🤣

[Guest Wetling]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

All public pee'ers will receive coal for Christmas! 🤣

It's a valuable resource. Do you think I will get enough to fuel my own power plant if I'm going to pee outdoors every day? 🤔 Sounds like a deal. 😄

Edited July 15, 2023 by Wetling

[A_AShes 540]

2 hours ago, Wetling said:

if I'm going to pee outdoors every day? 🤔

Dry carpets cry... in disbelieve...

[Alfresco 11,638]

13 hours ago, Bacardi said:

One of my babies told me the other day that they didn't want to pee outside behind a dumpster (after I jokingly suggested it) because "Santa is always watching" and they didn't want to receive coal for Christmas. 

Take it as a warning. All public pee'ers will receive coal for Christmas! 🤣

I will continue peeing outside in hope then.  Coal is costing over £500 a tonne at the moment, which is a serious expense for the railway where I volunteer.  We used to say to children on our Christmas specials that they would get coal if they were naughty, but these days - I am not so sure!

[Simpfan4 174]

On 7/15/2021 at 9:50 AM, WetDreamer said:

How wine is made..........

Is that why chardonnay tastes so good?

[oliver2 4,419]

4 hours ago, Alfresco said:

I will continue peeing outside in hope then.  Coal is costing over £500 a tonne at the moment, which is a serious expense for the railway where I volunteer.  We used to say to children on our Christmas specials that they would get coal if they were naughty, but these days - I am not so sure!

“We offset the carbon emissions of our locomotives by the use of terran urea injection”

[Remi 1,034]

   

Who is going for 3 points...

Edited July 16, 2023 by Remi

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

9 hours ago, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

*attempts a bank shot*

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,746]

12 hours ago, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

Im going for a full court shot 

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

4 minutes ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

Im going for a full court shot 

As a non-sporty Brit, I have no idea what that means - I have a guess and it conjures up an amazing picture.   Go for it - give it your best shot.

[GenericUsername 1,109]

18 hours ago, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

How about out of bounds?

[Foobar 786]

I'm curious what the original context of the pose is. It definitely looks like she's about to pee.

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

On 7/17/2023 at 10:42 PM, Foobar said:

I'm curious what the original context of the pose is. It definitely looks like she's about to pee.

I'm pretty sure the original context wouldn't be piss related but I doubt anyone here would be opposed to watching Hailee Steinfeld peeing

[DXR 834]

On 7/16/2023 at 2:37 PM, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

Im going for a full court shot 

 

On 7/16/2023 at 2:42 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

As a non-sporty Brit, I have no idea what that means - I have a guess and it conjures up an amazing picture.   Go for it - give it your best shot.

Basketball expression.  Shooting a basket from the other end of the court - i.e., from as far away as possible, across the entire court.

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

8 minutes ago, DXR said:

 

Basketball expression.  Shooting a basket from the other end of the court - i.e., from as far away as possible, across the entire court.

Cheers @DXR - that makes it perfectly clear, and I was right - what an amazing mental picture.  Definitely go for it Abby !

[Remi 1,034]