Most daring/naughty places you have pissed

[zorba3189 5,333]

I have a fantasy about taking a vacation involving a long cross country road trip, and a challenge to never pee in a toilet.  During the trip, rather than stopping at gas station restrooms, we would stop at a hotel and I would simply go in and use a hallway as my toilet.  And of course, when we stayed in our destination hotel, I would pee behind the couch or bed on the carpet the entirety of the time.

The other day, I got to act out part of this fantasy.  Wearing a short black dress with no undies, I went to a hotel in a nearby town.  It was about 9:30am and people were busy downstairs eating breakfast or checking out.  I just walked in, got in the elevator and went to the third floor.  The carpeted hallway was empty of people, and I walked to one section of hallway that had an ice machine.  Perfect.  So, I stood next to the ice machine and acted like I was texting.  I know there were security cameras and I was likely on cctv.  I would rather have squatted down to pee (I'm not really into wetting), but I thought that'd be too obvious.  So I stood, kind of leaning just a bit, and let it run down my leg and into the carpet.  There was very little noise, only a slight trickling sound.  And the carpet quickly soaked up my pee, and as hotel carpets are wont to do, barely showed the wet patch.  As I had been filling up on coffee and water, I had to pee a long long time.  Part of what makes it extra naughty for me is the longevity of the pee.  My sandals got soaked however, but no big deal really.

Even if someone was watching on the security camera, there's no way they could tell I was peeing on their floor.  It looked like someone just standing there checking her phone.  I also wore a mask (thanks COVID) that hid most of my face.  And even if someone noticed the wet patch on the carpet, it was right next to the ice machine, like maybe someone spilled ice when they were filling up there ice bucket.  A perfect alibi.  

When I was done, my skirt was slightly wet at my thigh area, but since it is black didn't show anything at all.  I took a picture (below), and just walked right back out of the hotel.  It was so easy.  A little scary still.  

 

[Alfresco 11,610]

Loved your hotel pee @zorba3189.   The ice machine is a great diversion as you say due to the chances being that anyone that sees a wet patch would expect it to be water.   I have done similar in a hotel I was staying in that had a water cooler in the corridor.   I left my room wearing only a dressing gown and took my water bottle to the cooler.   I crouched down to get level with the dispenser, causing my dressing gown to hang straight down from my bum whilst the front was supported on my knees.  That left the area in front of me open and I released my bladder all over the carpet whilst I filled the bottle.   I hadn’t finished peeing when my bottle was full, so I stayed crouched down and drank from my bottle whilst still peeing.  Then I topped up the bottle by which time my bladder was empty so I simply stood up.   My bare feet had got slightly wet, but no worries as the bottoms dried on the carpet and the tops dried on my sheets when I got into bed.

[Alfresco 11,610]

Also, on the same line as @zorba3189 entering a hotel just to pee, I have down that in a few hotels.  One I went in, walked past reception and up the stairs where I sat on the stairs texting on my phone whilst I peed out of the leg of my shorts onto the carpet.

Another one I went into and peed in a cleaners closet that had been left open.   I took a towel off the rack, put it on the floor, peed all over it and pushed it under the rack on the floor.   Same hotel, different day, I walked to the end of a corridor and peed in an alcove which led to two room doors.

[Kupar 13,320]

16 hours ago, zorba3189 said:

Even if someone was watching on the security camera, there's no way they could tell I was peeing on their floor.  It looked like someone just standing there checking her phone.  I also wore a mask (thanks COVID) that hid most of my face.  And even if someone noticed the wet patch on the carpet, it was right next to the ice machine, like maybe someone spilled ice when they were filling up there ice bucket.  A perfect alibi.  

"I love it when a plan comes together", as someone once said 🙂 Sounds like fun @zorba3189 - huge thanks for your 'show and tell'!

[gldenwetgoose 21,460]

I'm thinking hotel now, and I've got exactly the venue in mind - a formerly gloriously grand hotel in the middle of a city.  I say formerly glorious, it's now somewhat run down - but still has a certain charm.

I've been quite a regular there over the years so quite familiar with its flea ridden carpeted corridors and leather lounge chairs.  I've also spent quite a lot of time 'behind the scenes' and downstairs, behind the facade (let's say I wouldn't eat there) and there are even more opportunities to be had - although I suspect with cameras covering many parts.

[Alfresco 11,610]

13 minutes ago, Kupar said:

"I love it when a plan comes together", as someone once said 🙂

 

[InOddPlaces 305]

Some naughty places are regular for me - hotel bathroom floors, bushes around parks (trying not to make it too obvious, easier if there is someone with you and make it look like you are just talking), alleyways, etc.

One summer I was drinking with a few mates in the outdoor area of a pub, and peed through the slatted seat onto the grass (wearing shorts, so just shifted them to the side and let go).

When I was younger I did a lot of trainspotting, spending whole days on the end of platforms. Out of laziness, a couple of us would lie down on the platform (we'd be sitting on it anyway) and pee through cracks in the platform paving.

[Peenicks 864]

Out a window was probably my boldest one. Actually it was more than just one to be honest. At least two of them were from a hotel room, once facing the front and the other facing the parking lot. But in college there were two empty bedrooms between me and my roommate, and I used one as a spare bathroom when I was feeling frisky. I'd regularly go to it to pee out the window late at night and shortly before the end of my year I worked up the courage to piss on the carpet in there. On one such occasion I had a partner of mine sleeping over, so I told them I was going to the bathroom, pissed out of the empty bedroom's window, then flushed the empty toilet and washed my hands before creeping back into bed with them. If they caught onto my dirty deed they never shared it with me.

[InsertName 572]

On 11/28/2021 at 5:19 PM, DesperateBookworm said:

I have a specific kink for peeing slowly onto something absorbent, letting my piss soak in before it can splatter off onto the ground.

This is exactly what I was thinking about the moment you mentioned the broken chairs. I also like the idea of rubbing my pussy against the absorbent thing as I’m doing it. Just the other day I was googling to try to find videos of women or men humping soft furnishings while pissing, but didn’t have luck. 

[Kupar 13,320]

4 minutes ago, InsertName said:

videos of women or men humping soft furnishings while pissing

Ooh - that sounds like an extremely arousing idea! Please let us know if you find any such videos!

[DoctorDoctor 1,380]

6 hours ago, InsertName said:

This is exactly what I was thinking about the moment you mentioned the broken chairs. I also like the idea of rubbing my pussy against the absorbent thing as I’m doing it. Just the other day I was googling to try to find videos of women or men humping soft furnishings while pissing, but didn’t have luck. 

I still want to try peeing into one of those giant car washing sponges.  I keep forgetting to do it when I have a clean, dry one.

[WaterBoiPNW 35]

Everywhere in my room. I'm talking bed, pillows, carpet, and so on. I had to steam clean and was getting rid of a bunch of that stuff anyway, but than family got home unexpectedly and so it was the closet I've ever came to being caught 😳

[arigalo 551]

When I was a teenager, and long before I really even knew I was into the fetish, I peed in a fitting room. It wasn’t out of true desperation (although I was approaching it), and I do feel a bit guilty about it still, but at least the floors were concrete and easily cleaned. Definitely my riskiest pee though. I don’t think I thought through the potential consequences at all, and I feel extremely lucky that I wasn’t caught! 

[Peesfully 236]

Let's see... aside from the usual common places:

--walking a hotel corridor NUDE peeing FBFF (full bladder full force)

--many pees under tables in restaurants, some FBFF (carpeted)

--next to an ice machine in a motel check-in area (carpeted)

--behind a water fountain in a waiting room (carpeted)

--under a water fountain in an area just outside restrooms (carpeted)

--from way up in trees I climbed as a kid

--down a handrail in a hotel stairway (it acted as a gutter and the pee went down to the next floor)

--a few squirts in a bank as I was being waited on (no cameras aimed in that direction!)

--in an unprotected hotel bed, several pees that night, and it was not my room so it was totally stealth

--on a rug in a furniture store while sitting on a couch

Disclaimer: naughty pees are all after thorough hydration to minimize odor!

[windy55 225]

   The most daring and naughty place I have pissed was in the building where my doctor at the time had his office. The professional office building had converted from an old nineteenth industrial building build around 1895. It was six stories in height and the doctor had an office down in the remodeled basement level. The entrance off the back parking led into a small foyer where you could choose to use the stairs by going through one fire safety door or go through another door down which was the elevators and a hallway leading into the first floor. Naturally most people elected to use the elevators and so few people even wanting to access the offices in the basement did not use the stairs   

   I went down the  stairs on the day of my appointment fully confident that I would not be disturbed or caught while I engaged in one of my favorite activities. For years I have enjoyed in pissing in public or at lest semi-public venues such as school classrooms, movie theaters, hotel lobbies, department store fitting rooms, etc. Down in the basement stairwell I stepped back under the descending stairs where  somebody coming down the stairs would not immediately see me pissing on the carpeted floor. I proceeded to unzip my khakis and extracted my cock which was semi-erect due to the anticipated naughtiness of my impeding urinating where social convention states in a no-no! I had not pissed for quite awhile and when I released my piss stream it was forceful and copious in volume. I joyfully pissed for the entire time and was happy to be undisturbed while I send my wavering golden stream playing across the carpet. I attempted to cover as much of the carpet as I could. My piss exhausted,, I stuffed ny cock back into my pants and went in to see the doctor. When the nurse asked for a urine sample I could only provide her with a dribble or two in the plastic cup.

   I enjoyed w5iting this and now have to go find a naughty place to relieve my bladder!       

[Johnboy777 3,884]

3 hours ago, windy55 said:

   The most daring and naughty place I have pissed was in the building where my doctor at the time had his office. The professional office building had converted from an old nineteenth industrial building build around 1895. It was six stories in height and the doctor had an office down in the remodeled basement level. The entrance off the back parking led into a small foyer where you could choose to use the stairs by going through one fire safety door or go through another door down which was the elevators and a hallway leading into the first floor. Naturally most people elected to use the elevators and so few people even wanting to access the offices in the basement did not use the stairs   

   I went down the  stairs on the day of my appointment fully confident that I would not be disturbed or caught while I engaged in one of my favorite activities. For years I have enjoyed in pissing in public or at lest semi-public venues such as school classrooms, movie theaters, hotel lobbies, department store fitting rooms, etc. Down in the basement stairwell I stepped back under the descending stairs where  somebody coming down the stairs would not immediately see me pissing on the carpeted floor. I proceeded to unzip my khakis and extracted my cock which was semi-erect due to the anticipated naughtiness of my impeding urinating where social convention states in a no-no! I had not pissed for quite awhile and when I released my piss stream it was forceful and copious in volume. I joyfully pissed for the entire time and was happy to be undisturbed while I send my wavering golden stream playing across the carpet. I attempted to cover as much of the carpet as I could. My piss exhausted,, I stuffed ny cock back into my pants and went in to see the doctor. When the nurse asked for a urine sample I could only provide her with a dribble or two in the plastic cup.

   I enjoyed w5iting this and now have to go find a naughty place to relieve my bladder!       

I love it! Next time you do it please let me know so my dick can enjoy pissing there, too.

[RDC 211]

Every once in a while I have an epic piss-episode when I can't think of anything else than naughty pissing. When I have this I usually use my bed as a urinal for many times in a row before washing my sheets. Sometimes more than 2 weeks. Yesterday one of these episodes started again. After peeing my sheets I took my peeing to a next level. I decided to just piss on the floor. I have a tiled floor but I never peed on it before because It splashes everywhere of course. At first I put a towel on the floor and I peed on it a couple of times until the towel was completely saturated. I kept drinking a lot of water so by the afternoon I decided to take away the towel and I proceeded to pee directly on the floor, cleaning up very time after I peed. This morning I did my morning pee on the floor beside my bed as well and I waited to clean it up until I had my morning coffee. I'm looking  forward already to continue pissing there again in a couple of minutes!

[Pissfetish19 50]

My naughtiest piss was probably when my mum went away for a weekend and I was home alone so I got me bladder almost bursting I walked into her room naked with a stiff cock and just sprayed me piss everywhere, on the carpet the walls all over the bay window then finished my piss by sitting at the top of the stairs and just letting the last of my piss cover the stairs.

[janny-ammerson 66]

1 hour ago, Pissfetish19 said:

My naughtiest piss was probably when my mum went away for a weekend and I was home alone so I got me bladder almost bursting I walked into her room naked with a stiff cock and just sprayed me piss everywhere, on the carpet the walls all over the bay window then finished my piss by sitting at the top of the stairs and just letting the last of my piss cover the stairs.

It's a harmful

[Miles93 59]

For me I think the naughtiest indoor pee I've very done was back when I was living with my parents, because they were in the middle of a divorce they kept using me as leverage for each other until inhad enough.. as an act of defiance I purposed pissed my bed numerous times and I think because of that I've just sort of adapted that as a second nature.. whenever I'm in bed and need to pee I'll just let it go weather it 1st thing in the morning or as I'm getting into bed or even during the night.. my mattress is well and truly ruined and covered I piss stained but.. I honestly don't mind at all.. sort of a comfort thing for me.

[MJ1308 47]

Lately during work I have been sprinkling the rooms when I have been in the room by myself. I get such an adrenaline rush as I know somebody could walk in but it feels so good. 

[thlopp 70]

This is a bit tame but I did my first carpet pee at home on a carpet that is going to be changed soon. I only let out a few drops as I was paranoid about getting caught but it dried quickly leaving no odour. I may try to give it a better soaking when I get a chance.

[Ilovepeestains 478]

On 9/20/2022 at 4:49 AM, Miles93 said:

For me I think the naughtiest indoor pee I've very done was back when I was living with my parents, because they were in the middle of a divorce they kept using me as leverage for each other until inhad enough.. as an act of defiance I purposed pissed my bed numerous times and I think because of that I've just sort of adapted that as a second nature.. whenever I'm in bed and need to pee I'll just let it go weather it 1st thing in the morning or as I'm getting into bed or even during the night.. my mattress is well and truly ruined and covered I piss stained but.. I honestly don't mind at all.. sort of a comfort thing for me.

Could you share pictures please?

[NaughtyGold 659]

I developed a preference for hotel rooms in the recent years 😜… But the naughtiest I possibly ever did, was once pissing in a train compartment, that I had for myself. It was dark outside, only few people in the whole car, and one could even dim the light in the compartment. I was never daring, but always wanted to do this and this was my chance. The conductor had already finished his control, and my bladder was already bursting in pleasant anticipation 😂 I was somewhat betting on the opportunity and hadn’t used the bathroom the whole day long. I was really nervous though at the beginning. But I really had to go… So I finally unzipped my pants and was thinking for a second… whether to piss on the floor, but my hard dick decided to rather go for the upholstered seats 😈. I immediately felt the first amazing relief 😅 while listening to the sound of my juices hitting the surface of the seat. I continued quite some time and soaked two seats, before opening the compartment door. Just to make sure that nobody was around… From the bottom of one seat the drops already dripped to the floor. What a giant mess. It was so dirty and mean. I still had to go and no need to stop 🤩 The place was a perfect toilet. For round two I aimed at the other side of the compartment… I enjoyed every second of ruining two more seats and could hardly believe what I just did. After I had finished my business, the compartment looked more like a water park 💦🙈. I had a last view before continuing my journey in a different car, very relieved and satisfied. 

[Zero2pee 49]

I pissed sometimes at Home... i have a unused Matress and pissed on it. I would like to upload the Video anywere so i can link that for you. Any good suggestions?

(Sry for bad grammar, im German)

Edited October 2, 2022 by Zero2pee