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I guess you needed that pee! Next time try a larger wide-mouth bottle (Gatorade or a 64-ounce juice bottle).

You had quite a bit stored up! You're a "hold it 'til I get home" guy.

I know someone who likes to leave the bathroom door open when he pees because he's proud of how much he can hold. If he has peed for a full minute, he comes out with a smug smile on his face. I guess I'd be proud, too!

When seeing someone both "cumming and going", I paraphrase that old advertising jingle, "Double your pleasure, double your fun..."

While you have the tool in hand, it's hard to resist the temptation to play.

Accidents happen, especially if we neglect to pee when the bladder is full.

Urea is a valuable fertilizing component, so peeing in your yard or garden is the right thing to do. Do it all the time in the warmer months and your plants will love you.

I keep an empty 64-ounce apple juice bottle under the seat. It has a screw top, a large enough mouth, and if someone sees it after it's been used, it looks like apple juice. Slide forward in the seat and hold the bottle as upright as possible. Tilting it too much will just spill the contents on you or the seat. Being well-endowed helps.

Cumming with a full bladder (and his was very full!) can be very intense, and it's not easy to intermix peeing and cumming!

That's what I call a full bladder! No wonder you couldn't wait until you got home! Holding that much can be exciting. I once worked for a trucking company during the late-afternoon time when the trucks arrived at the terminal after dealing with commuter traffic delays. Although it was against company policy, it was not unusual for a driver to take an emergency pee beside his truck before coming into the office. When you've been holding it too long, even another minute or two can be too much!

Now that we're into the season for outdoor barbecues and such where considerable beer is consumed, it would be a nuisance to have guys tracking dirt into the house to pee. Designating an outdoor pee area would solve that problem.

Somebody had to go wee but just held it. Naughty boy!

If your back yard is within the view of neighbors, it's fun to devise ways of peeing without them noticing. 😉

A certain amount of urine is good for plants! If you pee on your lawn (not always in the same spot) you see that the grass in that area will grow better than the rest.

Putting off the morning pee is a fun way to start the day. I usually can't make it much beyond my second cup of breakfast coffee.

I've had an "accident" while cleaning the bathroom with a full bladder, but never in the bedroom. Too much cleanup required!

Let us know about the outcome!

With a full bladder, I could never pee into a small cup and stop before it overflowed. If you can pee just a little and stop when you have to go really bad, you have stronger sphincter muscles than I do!

Sometimes we can get overconfident as to how long we can hold it!

When you wake up with wood it's hard to ignore it, especially such a nice one!

So many thirsty trees out there! Time to break out the beer!

Holding a bladderful of beer is always a fun challenge. I also enjoy seeing someone else trying to do it!

Taking a long piss when you really, really need it after holding almost too long has been compared to sex. The tension takes longer to build up, but the release also lasts longer. Some of us are home alone a lot more lately, so we can go about our business and drink ample fluids and just avoid using a toilet.

I know of someone with a recreation room in the cellar, and that's where he has the big TV for watching sports. No toilet in the cellar, and unbeknownst to his wife, when he and friends are watching a game and drinking beer, they've sometimes peed in the laundry sink.

Now that that spot has been fertilized with urea, just another five acres to go. Break out the beer!