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Someone may wonder why that spot grows especially lush and green.

Using the sink is the quiet way to pee when you are talking on the phone. Especially handy when you've been drinking beer and can't wait until the call is over.

An interesting choice of window cleaner and a fine-looking sprayer. I would give you a compliment, not a complaint. Next time, stand on your balcony and wash the outside of the window. 😉

When you are self-quarantined, it's nice to have toys to play with. Sweets' adjectives described it well!

A bladder and a hose worthy of admiration (and a little jealousy)!

Looks like somebody belongs to the Liter Club. Much more than I can hold, but sometimes it feels like I'm holding a gallon!

Male peeing stories, pics and videos can appeal to folks of all orientations, so don't be afraid to post. If they somehow go over the line, somebody will let you know.

I've used a 64-ounce apple juice bottle. Laundry detergent containers work well for the very-well-endowed.

Coffee can be almost as bad as beer when it comes to holding it, and out in the fresh air is a good place to dispose of it.

I'm fortunate to live in rural area where I can pee almost anywhere in my yard almost anytime I want. Now that the snow is gone (I dislike seeing yellow snow) I aim to do almost all peeing outdoors, from the first pee of the morning to the before-bedtime release. It saves me from wasting flushing water, and if a different spot is used each time, it fertilizes the grass.

I used to be shy about peeing in public rest rooms, but that can sometimes present a problem, so I forced myself to do it more often. Now I can pee even in a crowded men's room (if I have to go bad enough). It's a useful skill for men.

In years past I often postponed that "first pee of the day" until after a couple of cups of breakfast coffee. I could appreciate it more then!

In a situation like that, you wouldn't have to be gay to watch your friend pee.

Sometimes that breakfast coffee can get pretty insistent! You really needed to go!

The relief when you really had to go can be quite amazing. It almost makes up for the discomfort while you were holding it.

LOL Yeah, certainly no shrinkage there!

You know that this self-quarantine is getting to me when the high point of the day was having three beers and holding it until the 11:00 news was over.

You had a pretty full bladder. Were you saving it especially for that truck?

From the dark color, I'd say that liter was from a long hold rather than lots of drinking.

A very substantial piss! I'd say you really had to go!

Well done! As for the pullups, use a bar two or three feet higher than your head. Beneath it place a bucket on something (a ladder, perhaps) the top of which is high enough that you can only pee in it when fully up on the pullup bar. Fill bladder. (Three or four beers should do it.) Extend penis, pull yourself up on the bar and commence peeing into the bucket. You can only pee for as long as you can hold yourself up in that position. Penalty points for pee splashed on the floor. If your arms get tired before emptying your bladder, well, that's too bad. I guess you'll just have to hav

Dickplay with a full bladder has always worked for me!

How about pissing while doing pullups?

Very hot! With a very full bladder, one might pee immediately after cumming, but not like this!

As long as you pee or cum on something that's washable, it's not naughty. If you have naughty thoughts as you cum or you hold and release your pee, there's nothing wrong with that as long as they remain in your head. I have all sorts of fantasies when I need to piss bad or get horny (or both), but I don't harm anyone or anything with them. And BTW, it's healthy for your prostate to ejaculate often.