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A good way to start the day is to not pee when you get up and drink lots of fluids (coffee does it for me), and hold your pee until you are about to leak or spurt. The outcome is quite arousing, as you seem to know. 😉

Floor drains are handy. I had a friend with a rec room and big TV in the cellar, a good place for the guys to gather and watch a game. Everyone would bring beer, but you'd have to go upstairs to use the family bathroom. However, in the unfinished part of the cellar there was a floor drain, and that's what we all used. When everyone went home my friend would dump some soapy water down the drain and that minimized the odor. I'm sure his very proper wife never knew.

Practice standing just a little further back each time and see if you can still fill it up.

Good control minimized cleanup. Great instant start, but ya gotta work on doing an instant stop!

When I see someone doing a roadside piss, I always wonder how they got into that predicament. For hours after I fantasize about possible backstories.

This one may not fit the description of "desperate", but it's fun to watch anyway.

I used to avoid urinals because I am, in fact, on the low end of average in size. But two things helped me overcome it. First, I got used to using the urinals in my workplace men's room when it wasn't busy and slowly graduated to peeing when there was one person there. Most guys won't peek at you anyway. It's easier when it's a bunch of strangers. You don't have to care what they think. The second factor is more recent. I'm old now and holding my pee isn't so easy anymore. If I have to go, just having someone at the next urinal isn't going to stop me! You may have a few dry at

A very well-written account. I will hope for more!

A sink is often the right height for peeing, especially when you're hard. A quick rinse and it's clean.

Most of us pee when we get up just out of habit. It may seem urgent at first, but there's probably no rush to empty. I've read many posts from guys who don't bother to pee until later in the morning when they're at work or school.

Once we bring back the troughs we can bring back the gang showers. That way boys can learn that not every guy is hung like what they see on the Internet and that they are "normal" after all!

Yes, you really had to go! You could have put out fires with that blast.

We've become very body-conscious in recent years, and we've seen too many pictures on the Internet showing what we "should" look like. In reality, most of us don't "measure up" to the dick pics, and that can make guys uncomfortable at a trough urinal or even at urinals without so-called modesty barriers. Trough urinals are the most efficient fixtures for accommodating large numbers of men in stadiums and such, and they're easier to keep clean. I can recall times in the past when I was full of beer and would have gladly pissed shoulder-to-shoulder with other men at a trough instead of

Well, you had it out and it was in your hand. Might as well make good use of it......

You were a very considerate guest to initially avoid peeing in the pool. I think a majority of pool users just release it in the water. Think about resorts with swim-up bars. Do you really think they bother to get out of the pool and walk to a rest room to pee?

You got the deluxe shower attachment. Mine is just builder-grade.

You had quite a bit stored in the tank! Loading up on liquids before setting off on a long drive gives you a way to prevent boredom. The sensations can be somewhat erotic, and when you hit unexpected traffic there is the uncertainty as to whether you will win the challenge. When you manage to piss it all out and still have dry pants, it's like an athletic achievement, and in this case you got the gold medal. (It would only be a silver medal if I saw a wet spot on your undies.)

That's often the reason - or excuse - that someone gives for wetting their pants. On the other hand, who needs an excuse?

You drank all that water and all that coffee and still thought you could hold it until you got home?

Medical reports often say that the maximum capacity of an adult bladder is 600 to 700 mL, though I did read one recently that put the upper limit at one liter. But that's not the average. At most I'd say that less than 5% of the general public can hold a liter or more.

Holding more than a liter puts you in a special category. Most guys can't do it.

Sinks are handy to pee in if you want to do it quietly - like if you are on the phone. Rinsing out out afterwards uses less water than flushing.

Yes, while it's out and the towel is handy you might as well do both. That's efficiency.

Quite a handsome tool. Or should I say handful.

There are more people out there with fetishes and secret turn-ons than you think.